Cedar looked through the misc kit that had been pulled from the bags.
Most were sadly quite empty, aside from the nose destroying powder. Some additional rope, a knife, handaxe, a small shovel, knapping tools, and some sack cloth. A bit spartan, but for a moment it made Cedar nostalgic. It's the sort of stuff his dad kept in his 'day kit'. Well, aside from the sack cloth and nose destroying powder, anyway. He couldn't help but wonder if he was up against another woodland hermit...
"I'll takes that rope an' the shovel-- Already gots an axe an' knife. Knappin' tool's handy, but already gots muh own. Ain't got no need ta be gunnysackin' nobody, so dun need the cloth. Might make an OK blanket though... That is-- unless ya wants the shovel an' rope for summat?"
Henri asserted he did not, but seemed amused by the axe for some reason. Humans never ceased to bewilder him-- assuming Henri was a human. He sure didn't smell like one. Didn't smell like anything, except maybe something greasy and unappealing.
He leaned on his staff, looking over Henri's shoulder at the map, before looking up and around at the lake.
"'dese mo-rons packed too lightly fer a long trip. Ya s'pose they still in 'ere?"
"What do you mean?" asked Henri, turning to look up at Cedar.
"Ain't no food, no means ta cook food, no canteens, nothin'. Ain't even got stuff ta fix their damn saddles in' the has an accident. Either these guys is total mo-rons, ors they not ridin' far-- an' we gots a map showin' us a spot they's int'rested in, as just a stone's throw 'atta way." Cedar frowned, though it would take an expert to notice, aside from the posture of his ears. "Wouldn't do ta just 'walk righ' in'..."
"Do you have a better idea?" asked Henri, equal parts interest and boredom. The strange man must have felt just walking in was an obvious tactic. Cedar knew better-- Loggers had sometimes taken to leaving nasty things in places they did not want him-- like animal traps. He looked up again, and to the south, seeing the sheen of the boggy landscape glittering in the sun, with the tumbling stones of the ruins sticking out, partially obscured by overgrown vegetation. There would be plenty of places to conceal such nastiness, if one was not very careful.
He looked back at the lake edge. His thoughts wandered, and he wished he could go fishing and get a bath. It was a lovely daydream, where he wandered the edge, scooping out unexpecting fish, getting clean after, and then avoiding the greenbriar...
He smiled, big and toothy.
"I Gots an idear..."
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Sometime later
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Henri was not terribly amused by Cedar's sudden change in behavior, especially given how he suddenly took everything he had off, disrobing completely down to just his fur, while smirking mischievously.
"Should I be worried about this 'idea' of yours? And WHY does it involve your getting NAKED?"
"Ain't nobody gun' suspect a wild bear as about ta fuck 'em--" he grinned before making a cruel chuckle. Henri was once more taken aback by the sudden and profound change in the mannerisms of his travel partner.
"No' you, dummy--- Em bastards o'r yonder. As assumes they still there. 'At elf girl as said I was 'sposed ta "Prepare da Venue"-- and I thinks I knows JUST how..."
"And it involves your being naked, how exactly?"
Cedar shook his head and gruffed at the cluelessness of the question. It made absolute perfect sense to him.
"Look, when I's is down on all fours-- like is..."
The bear man levered himself down, and plopped down on his now gloveless "hands", in addition to his feet, standing up on all fours like it was nothing at all. His bodily proportions made it effortless to keep both his arms and his legs perfectly straight that way with a level back, like he was made to walk that way.
"I's looks for all da worl' likes an ordin'ry bear. Ain't nobody gunna suspect a wil' bear nosin' about-- I's can wander all o'er in dere, plantin muh lil' beauties all o'er..."
He grinned again, showing those ghastly teeth.
"an when is' time,-- BAM-- Heheheheheeh." He laughed mischievously. "Nasty, prickle-vines up e'ry arsehole.-- So ya see-- they gun' get fucked-- by your's truly."
The smile momentarily vanished, and the bear man turned his head in confusion.
"why, what you think I's gunna do?"
Henri looked at cedar with his own head tilted. "I would rather not say."
Cedar let out a roaring laugh, before bowing his big head and snorting. "GWAA HAHAHAH! *SNORT*-- Ya ain't muh type!"
"So, what do you want me to do?" asked Henri, only somewhat relieved.
"Ifn' yas gots any a yer own tricks up ya sleeve-- try em out-- Dunno what ya's good at, so caint tell ya. Ya knows better'n I does. What I's gunna be doin' gun take awhile though- so, takes ya time, un'erstand?"
"I'll figure something out." said Henri, returning his attention back to the map.
"Good-- I'll be needin ta go scope out the lake right quick. I cain't imagine it not growin' 'dere--- Shit grows all o'er the damn place. Birds, rabbit, and deer loves the shit, but I ain't normally a fan."
"Poison ivy?"
"Now ere's an idear-- but no-- Greenbriar. Lots a lil' prickles, an' spreadin roots. Three uses for the price a one-- Tough as nails, weedy an' viney--- Co'ered in narsty lil' prickles as breaks of inna skin and makes ya itch fer days-- and--- mos' important a all--- It spreads all unner da groun like creepin' lil' fingers, lookin for trees ta pop up nexta. I keen us' it ta firm up the groun' a bit, wrap up any 'unwan'ed surprises' as them barstards may a lef' me, an-- most important a all-- with em roots alls a spread out in ere, aint noplace I cain't fuck em by su'prise. If they still in there, they gun' be right unhappy fellars soon 'nuff-- hehehe."
And with that, the bear man waddled off toward the lake edge, leaving Henri to his own devices.