Yeah that'd be cool. 😂
1. Brutrumukk and Jub approached two Darkling shopkeepers.
2. Brutrumukk wanted to buy a pie and some beer (also weapons but the shopkeeps said 'no')
3. Jub wanted to buy some clothes for Brutrumukk and the components for the Find Familiar spell
4. Our DM asked us ominously to roll a d100 to decide what we were going to give these shopkeepers
5. These price's included: Brutrumukk's skin turning pink in sunlight, Brutrumukk losing his ability to deal with explosions, Jub's blood turning alabaster, Jub losing his eye colour, Jub thinking he was infected with lycanthropy, Jub losing his most cherish memory, Jub having to give up his firstborn (who is apparently going to have an important future(
6. Brutrumukk paid for some of these, including having the darklings infect him with what he thought was weretiger-ism
7. Now he thinks he's a weretiger, Brutrumukk is a True Neutral and doesn't want these two Darklings to create anymore weretigers, so he attacks them
8. Jub is having a mental breakdown due to the Feywild being cray-cray (and the fact he just learned he was going to be dad one day), so he helps Brutrumukk attack the shopkeepers
9. One of the shopkeepers tosses the last ingredient we need for Find Familiar into the lake, so we kill both of them
10. Jub and Brutrumukk try to get the herbs back, but they've been eaten by a fish
11. Brutrumukk lures the fish over, Jub uses Mage Hand to try and fish out the herbs, but fishes out a notebook, some gold and a jar with a wasp's nest inside it instead
12. Also the magic items they just bought are useless now because the Feywild is not angry with them, just disappointed
