Please don't make Jub the middleman in a fight between the two people he likes most in the party.

Wait he likes Gabe?

@XxFellsingxX that wouldn't be her intention and this will only likely occur if Brutrumukk ever finds out and tries to harm Gabe. I don't think she would expect Jub to choose a side. Even then I don't think she would do anything to harm Brutrumukk, just keep him from harming Gabe or anyone else

Wait he likes Gabe?

Bro they spent a whole segment in Pixie Kingdom hanging out and bonding. Also when asked what the best gift he ever received was, it was the pixie dust Gabe gave him. So yeah, he considers him a friend.

Absolutely flabbergasted

“Look at us, tripping over each other to take blame! Gods above, I’ll take that as sure a sign as any that we’re at least decent enough folk. If we ever get around to Baldur’s Gate, remind me to treat you all to my Rirvudd’s cooking. Man’s lethal with a skillet. He might even be able to tame Brut with some sausages.”

Jub & Brutrumukk: Hey can you also extend that invitation to us?
Zavakri: Depends. Are you two good-aligned yet?
Jub & Brutrumukk: ... no.
Zavakri: Then starve.

Brutrumukk: Which one of you was going to tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
Gabriel: You... you were putting it in cold water???
Jub: Brutrumukk. Answer the question Brutrumukk.
Brutrumukk: Yeah, I thought for like five years people just put it into hot water to speed up the "tea-ification" process. Didn't realise there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water???
Jub: You don't have patience to ask someone to use Prestidigitation for 3 minutes?
Zavakri: Why are you. Using Prestidigitation. To boil it?!
Jub: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?
Zavakri: It takes less than a minute!
Jub: Bestie, is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?!
Zavakri: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove???
Jub: Like seven minutes!
Zavakri: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes. Less than that and you use a saucepan.
Jub: You're putting the whole mug on the stove??? On medium heat??? Your stove is enchanted.
Tsak: Every single person in this party is a fucking lunatic.
Aurora: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?!

(Based on this, you're most welcome.)

I feel like this is an accurate statement.

Rory would have absolutely grown up with an enchanted tea pot that had the sole purpose of boiling water for tea in less than a minute.

Gabriel: A kettle? Do I look like I even own a house?

I feel like this is an accurate statement.

There is one inaccuracy. Brutrumukk doesn't particularly care for tea, cold or otherwise. If it's something other than water or alcohol, he isn't interested.

Gabriel: A kettle? Do I look like I even own a house?

... that moment you realise more than half of this party don't have a proper house.

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There is one inaccuracy. Brutrumukk doesn't particularly care for tea, cold or otherwise. If it's something other than water or alcohol, he isn't interested.

Gabriel: So do you heat your alcohol?

... that moment you realise more than half of this party don't have a proper house.

Brutrumukk quite literally lives under a rock.

Oh wait yeah it's literally in his name.

Brutrumukk quite literally lives under a rock.

Well at least he has a permanent residence. Jub doesn't even have that.

@XxFellsingxX I am curious now how long Jub has been out on his own.

@XxFellsingxX I am curious now how long Jub has been out on his own.

Oh yeah, I only gave Jub's whole backstory to Haruki, now that I think about it.

Yeah, he left his tribe ten years ago, has been on the road ever since.

I think most of initially sent their whole backstory to Haruki. I had to double check and see of I had put Rory's on the CS tab and did not. I did make a mistake with her age in the back story though.

Gabes a simple man, homeless as a kid, drunken swordsman as an a adult

Oh and still homeless just with some money here and there