Silence fills the barrow. A tense silence, the kind produced by women considering a hundred horror stories from their childhood, weighing them on the mental scales, and coming to the conclusion that while they absolutely cannot start a fight, there's no need to say it out loud, just in case not saying it somehow produces an advantage in this knifematch of wits.
"So where are you headed?" Juniper asks, as Olesya casually cleans under her fingernails with a skinning knife.
"Nowhere much," Seli says, as Keli carefully considers at what point knockout powder mixed into wine becomes an attack, supernaturally speaking.
Cair!
The undead are gardeners.
Which isn't a complete surprise. The ones that are most intact have flowers sprouting from rents in their flesh, their scent sickly-sweet. The skeletons are more obviously puppets of vine systems, fruits rattling in their ribcages like organs. The light of the Poison Star glimmers in empty eye sockets. And everywhere, they are pulling up flooring and putting in earth. They pull treasures off shelves and use them to dig furrows; they let seeds fall through fingerbones in their wake.
At least they aren't sprouting with unnatural speed. Yet. But this is a concerted invasion and attempted subversion of the Stacks, and Heron, once again, just to underline this, isn't here. If you've got a bedroom or an alchemy lab or something of the sort, you might want to do some quick cleaning before it's full of plant-based renovations.
Kalentia!
The veil lifts, and on the other side is a devastatingly beautiful woman. The contrast between her black hair and her white skin is so vivid that it makes the backdrop of a Lunarian mansion look tawdry. Her lips are as red as the first primordial redness that was squeezed free from Sayanastia's jaws. Her teeth might as well be polished jet, and her eyebrows are elegant brushstrokes.
Her eyes are mirrors, reflecting your face in jagged facets.
"Yes," she says. "I am approval, directed towards this signing of a contract. You are concordance, our colors similarly aligned appropriate to the maturation of fortune. I am anticipation, directed towards the fulfillment of all contractual obligations." She cuts the air open with the flick of a wrist, the opening of a fan.
Behind her, the Lunarian looks like she's dead. Her heart's torn out of her chest, seeing this again, and she hasn't realized that she's (emotionally) bleeding out all over the floor. No, wait. This is the Outside. There is literal blood trickling down the joints of her perfect emerald-green armor, staining the pink of her robes a dark, unwholesome red.
Eclair!
"You Maid-Knights have such weird ways of going out on dates," Mayzie grouses. With one hand, she doodles on a napkin; with the other, she swishes around the sake for this course before downing it in one shot. "Like, when I take someone out on a date, I usually like to be around them. That's the entire point, right?" She stares at you, as if daring you to say something. There's really nothing to be said, though, and that seems to irritate her more, that you didn't know the thing that's supposed to be said here.
"If I. If I had a girlfriend that was willing to drop that sort of cash? On me? And then she just disappeared and let me eat alone? Well, okay, I'd still eat- oh my god that's the soup course."
The rich scent of goblin-crab soup fills the booth, and Mayzie eagerly accepts it, not even waiting to get it on the table before she's raised it up to her lips to start sipping the broth. It's hot, it's goblin-crab, the meat's in a perfect rainbow of colors, and you get the third course sake along with this.
Do you think she's got a point, Eclair?
Do you let yourself imagine, for a moment, Timtam looking you in the eyes as she lowers the bowl demurely from her lips?
Yuki!
"--Cafe la Faune?"
A snippet. Just a moment. The right words at just the right time, as you're heading out to actually, properly, do a search. You come to a stop so hard that Suli nearly bowls you over and has to steady you on your feet with her tail. You look over a railing and see several people talking on the ground floor.
A young Kel woman in a bunny suit is giving directions (only partially audible now) to two people. One's tall, wearing a gown that has every single color of autumn somewhere in its swirls, her curls bursting out of the red scarf hanging over her face, while the other...
A shiver runs down your spine, watching this woman crack her neck in a way that's just a little bit the wrong way. She's wearing a fashionable Kel suit, the kind with buttons all down the front, but for some garish reason she's cut a hole in the front to let an entire bouquet of flowers peek out (which is tasteless, even in the Chrysanthemum, where flowers are very carefully regulated - just imagine if those were real!). She's got golden-rimmed starglasses hiding her eyes, and she's got her large hands stuffed in her pockets.
The yakuza vibes are smothering.
One petal floats down from her bouquet and curls, just a little bit, in the organic way that fake petals don't usually do.
The tall lady bends down, and for a moment the view of the Kel woman is blocked. Then the two are continuing on up the stairs, leaving the Kel woman to sway on her feet slightly, cheeks flushed... eyes glazed over.
But before you can continue, on the landing in front of you an entire opera audience starts pouring out, and while the employees are doing their best to keep people moving, it's still going to be hard going through the crowd.
Cutie! Perfectly Safe Cutie! Nothing To Worry About!
"I'm amazed that nobody's tried to actually catch you," Alcideo says, while rubbing a perfect circle in that ear. There's two meanings to that. He's so clever, isn't he? One conversation for you, another for anyone else who might be sneakily listening. "You're doing such a good job, you know. Like, back when I was starting out, I was lucky if I got tips at all. But then again I was just the Coat Guy. You can imagine how often people notice the Coat Guy."
"Did the diner back home have drink service? I used to do that. I can do a mean mixer, but nowadays people want to see more of me than my forearms, haha." His laugh is as rich as chocolate. "Don't worry about a thing, Cutie," he adds, a little quieter, his smile extremely genuine. Genuine enough to melt that chocolate. "You're doing good. And you'll see Yaz right after shift's over for encouragement."
That should really have a capital E. Encouragement. For some employees, it's remedial training. For others, it's a reward. And for you, given half an hour of Yaz's undivided attention after a shift (except for the attention she needs to look over Alcideo's shorthand notes on how you're doing), it's definitely a reward, isn't it?
Just gotta handle the dinner rush and then Yaz will personally tell you that you are a good boy, because Alcideo can see that you are a good boy, can see how seriously you take this, can see how you've got a knack for this. Maybe you'll be able to ask her for long riding trousers or something tonight.
Everything is fine.
"So where are you headed?" Juniper asks, as Olesya casually cleans under her fingernails with a skinning knife.
"Nowhere much," Seli says, as Keli carefully considers at what point knockout powder mixed into wine becomes an attack, supernaturally speaking.
Cair!
The undead are gardeners.
Which isn't a complete surprise. The ones that are most intact have flowers sprouting from rents in their flesh, their scent sickly-sweet. The skeletons are more obviously puppets of vine systems, fruits rattling in their ribcages like organs. The light of the Poison Star glimmers in empty eye sockets. And everywhere, they are pulling up flooring and putting in earth. They pull treasures off shelves and use them to dig furrows; they let seeds fall through fingerbones in their wake.
At least they aren't sprouting with unnatural speed. Yet. But this is a concerted invasion and attempted subversion of the Stacks, and Heron, once again, just to underline this, isn't here. If you've got a bedroom or an alchemy lab or something of the sort, you might want to do some quick cleaning before it's full of plant-based renovations.
Kalentia!
The veil lifts, and on the other side is a devastatingly beautiful woman. The contrast between her black hair and her white skin is so vivid that it makes the backdrop of a Lunarian mansion look tawdry. Her lips are as red as the first primordial redness that was squeezed free from Sayanastia's jaws. Her teeth might as well be polished jet, and her eyebrows are elegant brushstrokes.
Her eyes are mirrors, reflecting your face in jagged facets.
"Yes," she says. "I am approval, directed towards this signing of a contract. You are concordance, our colors similarly aligned appropriate to the maturation of fortune. I am anticipation, directed towards the fulfillment of all contractual obligations." She cuts the air open with the flick of a wrist, the opening of a fan.
Behind her, the Lunarian looks like she's dead. Her heart's torn out of her chest, seeing this again, and she hasn't realized that she's (emotionally) bleeding out all over the floor. No, wait. This is the Outside. There is literal blood trickling down the joints of her perfect emerald-green armor, staining the pink of her robes a dark, unwholesome red.
Eclair!
"You Maid-Knights have such weird ways of going out on dates," Mayzie grouses. With one hand, she doodles on a napkin; with the other, she swishes around the sake for this course before downing it in one shot. "Like, when I take someone out on a date, I usually like to be around them. That's the entire point, right?" She stares at you, as if daring you to say something. There's really nothing to be said, though, and that seems to irritate her more, that you didn't know the thing that's supposed to be said here.
"If I. If I had a girlfriend that was willing to drop that sort of cash? On me? And then she just disappeared and let me eat alone? Well, okay, I'd still eat- oh my god that's the soup course."
The rich scent of goblin-crab soup fills the booth, and Mayzie eagerly accepts it, not even waiting to get it on the table before she's raised it up to her lips to start sipping the broth. It's hot, it's goblin-crab, the meat's in a perfect rainbow of colors, and you get the third course sake along with this.
Do you think she's got a point, Eclair?
Do you let yourself imagine, for a moment, Timtam looking you in the eyes as she lowers the bowl demurely from her lips?
Yuki!
"--Cafe la Faune?"
A snippet. Just a moment. The right words at just the right time, as you're heading out to actually, properly, do a search. You come to a stop so hard that Suli nearly bowls you over and has to steady you on your feet with her tail. You look over a railing and see several people talking on the ground floor.
A young Kel woman in a bunny suit is giving directions (only partially audible now) to two people. One's tall, wearing a gown that has every single color of autumn somewhere in its swirls, her curls bursting out of the red scarf hanging over her face, while the other...
A shiver runs down your spine, watching this woman crack her neck in a way that's just a little bit the wrong way. She's wearing a fashionable Kel suit, the kind with buttons all down the front, but for some garish reason she's cut a hole in the front to let an entire bouquet of flowers peek out (which is tasteless, even in the Chrysanthemum, where flowers are very carefully regulated - just imagine if those were real!). She's got golden-rimmed starglasses hiding her eyes, and she's got her large hands stuffed in her pockets.
The yakuza vibes are smothering.
One petal floats down from her bouquet and curls, just a little bit, in the organic way that fake petals don't usually do.
The tall lady bends down, and for a moment the view of the Kel woman is blocked. Then the two are continuing on up the stairs, leaving the Kel woman to sway on her feet slightly, cheeks flushed... eyes glazed over.
But before you can continue, on the landing in front of you an entire opera audience starts pouring out, and while the employees are doing their best to keep people moving, it's still going to be hard going through the crowd.
Cutie! Perfectly Safe Cutie! Nothing To Worry About!
"I'm amazed that nobody's tried to actually catch you," Alcideo says, while rubbing a perfect circle in that ear. There's two meanings to that. He's so clever, isn't he? One conversation for you, another for anyone else who might be sneakily listening. "You're doing such a good job, you know. Like, back when I was starting out, I was lucky if I got tips at all. But then again I was just the Coat Guy. You can imagine how often people notice the Coat Guy."
"Did the diner back home have drink service? I used to do that. I can do a mean mixer, but nowadays people want to see more of me than my forearms, haha." His laugh is as rich as chocolate. "Don't worry about a thing, Cutie," he adds, a little quieter, his smile extremely genuine. Genuine enough to melt that chocolate. "You're doing good. And you'll see Yaz right after shift's over for encouragement."
That should really have a capital E. Encouragement. For some employees, it's remedial training. For others, it's a reward. And for you, given half an hour of Yaz's undivided attention after a shift (except for the attention she needs to look over Alcideo's shorthand notes on how you're doing), it's definitely a reward, isn't it?
Just gotta handle the dinner rush and then Yaz will personally tell you that you are a good boy, because Alcideo can see that you are a good boy, can see how seriously you take this, can see how you've got a knack for this. Maybe you'll be able to ask her for long riding trousers or something tonight.
Everything is fine.
