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Look, she's not in the business of feeding from people without permission unless she really has no other choice! Stop painting her as a villain!

...And hug back harder!


“I’m trying! It’s as hard as my soft human arms can manage!” Tears streaming down his face.
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“I’m trying! It’s as hard as my soft human arms can manage!” Tears streaming down his face.


"Hey! Hey, you stop harassing Max! You need a hug?" Goes wolf, "I can hug you."
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Okay so wait, is that like a threat or is it an offer?
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Okay so wait, is that like a threat or is it an offer?


She's a chaotic evil-aligned Red Dragon, what do you think? :P
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She's a chaotic evil-aligned Red Dragon, what do you think? :P


Yeah! I'm a red dragon at heart!

Also, a little bit of both. Would probably start as a normal hug and just progressively get tighter as it goes on.
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Wha- No! Not you! And I didn't call your name! Go back to that crate of steaks!

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I can totally see Iris ordering Loot Boxes online.
Except they're not Loot Boxes.
They're STEAK BOXES!
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Wha- No! Not you! And I didn't call your name! Go back to that crate of steaks!

EDIT:

I can totally see Iris ordering Loot Boxes online.
Except they're not Loot Boxes.
They're STEAK BOXES!


It already exists and it’s called “Butcher’s Box”. 😂
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Wha- No! Not you! And I didn't call your name! Go back to that crate of steaks!

EDIT:

I can totally see Iris ordering Loot Boxes online.
Except they're not Loot Boxes.
They're STEAK BOXES!




She just gets this delivered like every few days lol. She would definitely need to find a job at that point
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"Can you work a cocktail shaker? I think I can put in a good word for you if you're interested." Velvet and Iris coworker sitcom when?
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OMG imagine the spectrum of guys they would attract. But she would have to have an excuse for every full moon and blue moon. But they could totally work together! That would be fun!
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OMG imagine the spectrum of guys they would attract. But she would have to have an excuse for every full moon and blue moon. But they could totally work together! That would be fun!


Iris gonna need to learn some anger management if she’s gonna deal with bar patrons every night. 😅
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Miyuki? Do work? Yeah right. Yumeiko would go for it. Turn into this guy.
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Iris gonna need to learn some anger management if she’s gonna deal with bar patrons every night. 😅


LMAO Nah. She would just have a leash that Velvet would pull whenever her eyes start getting all crystal blue. "Iris, time to go to the bathroom! Let's go!"
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LMAO Nah. She would just have a leash that Velvet would pull whenever her eyes start getting all crystal blue. "Iris, time to go to the bathroom! Let's go!"


Velvet gonna need that to be a VERY tight leash during any sporting event or holiday.

forever amazed I never turned into a wolf and mauled someone during all the years I bartended, lol.
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LMAO Nah. She would just have a leash that Velvet would pull whenever her eyes start getting all crystal blue. "Iris, time to go to the bathroom! Let's go!"

... Kinky...
*Miyuki smug-face*
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Miyuki? Do work? Yeah right. Yumeiko would go for it. Turn into this guy.


"Yumeiko! Stop catching the bar on fire! Jesus where's the fire extinguisher!" Some poor patron is running in circles with their hair a blaze. "We said stay behind the yellow line! You were in the splash zone!"
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Ok, one more post then I wait
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Velvet is 9,000% the kind of bartender that does needlessly extra tricks with her shaker that she spends hours leaning solely to make her look cool for her regulars.
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Suzy: I have no idea what alcohol tastes like
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"It's not even worth it. Doesn't even do anything." Coming from a wolf that metabolizes it too quickly and only tried it after turning into a wolf. "I don't know what people are getting at about it."
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