The instructor paused, and frowned, saying in a monotone voice, "The nature of my assignment requires me to discourage you from reckless behavior that might raise concerns with our legal department. Do not provoke Gregory..."
Blinky stopped laughing at her and fled down through the roof as the door opened! A man dressed in a suit with glasses stepped out, "Ah, Lt. Gillmore, trying to avoid me, I see."
Her expression and tone didn't change as she rolled her eyes, "Oh, good, you're here. Hi, Greg.. Class, this is our legal council and PR representative, and professional buzzkill, Mr. Gregory Henderson. Everybody say, 'Hi, Mr. Henderson!'"
The lawyer patiently endured the rude remark, and spoke up, "Backhanded introductions aside, yes, I provide legal advice, and act as a go-between for this firehouse when the B.O.O. has to answer to the public, or other agencies and organizations.
With that in mind, in spite of Ms. Gillmore's creative ways of trying to avoid me, it's an important part of your training that I make an appearance for the purpose of warning you: The B.O.O. does not want to get sued; do not do anything to get this firehouse sued-"
He reached into his jacket and produced a slip of paper, unfolding it as he gave the death glare to Gillmore and continued"-Up to and including, speaking to citizens with such 'colorful' language as- and I quote: I'll shove this nuetrona wand up your ass, and hold down the trigger until the coroner has to declare you 'well done'."
"Thanks, Greg, are there any Pecks in your family tree?"
He ignored her, and pointed the paper at each of the trainees, "So do yourselves a favor, complete your training, follow the training, and do not be like her. That'll be all, thank you."
"By, Greg."
"Would it kill you to call me-"
"By, Greg!"
And with that, he left them to the pack training.
Gillmore stamped on the roof, cheering up, "He's gone!" As Blinky returned, she addressed the group, "Sheesh, if he's here, who's running Hell, right?"