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Your name is POCKETS. You are currently hurtling through space at six thousand miles per hour with your oldest friends, MIKE and FATTY. Your mission is to raise morale with your ZANY CLOWN ANTICS. In the room, there is also a DOOR, a BEEPING NOISE and mysterious FLOATING LETTERS.

What do you do?
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Ponder what wrong choices I made in life that led to me becoming a clown.
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>Read floating letters in silly clown voice.
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Ponder what wrong choices I made in life that led to me becoming a clown.




You try not to.





>Read floating letters in silly clown voice.




You look up, but the floating letters are gone. They must have left with the opening page. Ho Hum.
In their place you notice a PIPE that is steadily leaking on FATTY.
You do not pity him.
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>Equip pipe water
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>Equip pipe water




FATTY, who is arguably your LEAST FAVORITE FRIEND, is in the way.
You should steal his hat.
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>Equip Fatty
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>Summon pegaclown
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>Equip Fatty


>Summon pegaclown




Your strength and chucklevoodoo levels are both far too low for either of these to be remotely feasible. Besides, you are too distracted by your DEEP, PRIMAL URGE to wear the hat of FATTY. Something about it calls to you, as if it were perfectly sculpted to cradle your skull. Besides, you would look better in it than FATTY. You give in and pluck the cap right off of him, and don the FATHAT.


Your homie MIKE informs you of a situation in the EAST. Good looks, bro. You make a mental note to give MIKE a promotion one day, and perhaps gift him the FATHAT. Then again, as you assumed, it looks great on you.

What do you do?
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>Beat fatty till he's nothing more than a purple and red high lipid pulp.
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>Swagger over to the east with your homie Mike like the pimp you are.
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>Mike's hat doesn't look too bad either. Steal that too and wear both hats.
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>Examine weird grey spray-painted pixely shit on the round thingy to the right.
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>Take MIKE's cane.
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>Summon Donald Trump
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>realize that you could easily skip this spaceship nonsense by tearing this scene in half. But what does that imply? Perhaps it shows you how flimsy your reality truly is? How fucking meaningless your silly squabbles with the fatclown are. OH how terrible is a void of substance to a clown such as ye! OH how pointless your shenanigans have become!

>honk Mike's nose
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>Open the manual menus to check out to train chucklevoodoo
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>realize that you could easily skip this spaceship nonsense by tearing this scene in half. But what does that imply? Perhaps it shows you how flimsy your reality truly is? How fucking meaningless your silly squabbles with the fatclown are. OH how terrible is a void of substance to a clown such as ye! OH how pointless your shenanigans have become!




You suffer a BRIEF EXISTENTIAL CRISIS and lose TWO HITPOINTS out of ennui. You decide to reaffirm your existence by taking another bold move.





>honk Mike's nose


>Take MIKE's cane.


>Beat fatty till he's nothing more than a purple and red high lipid pulp.


>Mike's hat doesn't look too bad either. Steal that too and wear both hats.




MIKE gives you a much-deserved BOP for this. You have lost ONE HITPOINT and you're not even on PLUTO. You are truly the SPACEMIKE TYSON of losing fights. Which is to say you suck. Speaking of people named Michael, you should probably see what MIKE was talking about.





>Swagger over to the east with your homie Mike like the pimp you are.




HOOYAH. That is what you are TALKING about. You and your companion MIKE head to your cabin's EASTERN PORT. You hear FATTY scamper off elsewhere. The EASTERN PORT primarily serves as your Y-shaped lodging's kitchen. In it are several items, such as a SPACEWINDOW, REFRIGERATOR, SPACESPICES, a poster brought by MIKE and an OVEN, where you now remember you have left some BAGELSNAX™. Silly POCKETS.
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>Equip the dildo on the shelf
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>Use the dildo on the shelf to murder Mike.
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