Oh God, help me. I'm scared.

[Witch Cat]

Hi! So, don't worry, I'm not being held hostage. That title was overly dramatic but what ever.

So, hi!(Again) As you may have guessed, I'm new here! (And terrified) I don't know much about role-playing to be honest with you. I just joined so I could possibly sharpen my writing skills, and have fun doing so.
So yah, I have no idea how things work here, but hey I know how to snazz up my profile so that's a good thing. But the forums, the people, how things work here, all new to me. It's like loosing my role playing virginity, so this is special.
Well, uhh, and a little disclaimer. I won't be active for a bit as my computer is going under some... complications, and I'm currently writing this late at night with my phone after just realising the whole spambot scandal is over, and I can register now, woo! So, excuse any mistakes you may find in this post (Topic?). I swear my writing is much better than this!
So in conclusion, I'm new, I'm scared, I know very little, a hand to hold would be nice. And that's why this post is all over the place.

Once again, thanks a bunch you lovely people! Hope to meet all of you soon~

(Oh and if it isn't obvious enough, a little guide on how to survive here would be VERY helpful)

[AllOurPrettySongs]

Welcome!
Don't worry, everyone gets a bit freaked out when they first join a new place. I know I was a bit myself, but this place is both friendly and easy to navigate, so you'll settle in quick. If you have any questions or just want to chat, feel free to message me! I have hands that are great to hold. (:

[Nallore]

@Witch Cat Hi there and welcome to RPG! :D If you ever need help feel free to send me a message, or if you ever want to just RP or chat feel free to ask. :)

[POOHEAD189]

*approaches cautiously* ... DON'T RUN!
But really, I'd love to help. Let's see... This site is pretty straight forward (and I think you'll enjoy it). There's 3 kinds of main group RP's.
Free, which is kind of the E for Easy going RP's. Casual, which has a fair amount of writing but not strict. And Advanced, which has a good amount of writing and for people who have been writing/role playing for awhile. Then there are the Nation RP's which have you making continents and governments and countries to RP with in a storytelling/strategy mixture. And there is 1x1 if you just want you and a partner. And then there is the Tabletop like regular D&D, and finally the Arena for combat RP's.

Ok, if you want to join/make an RP. Here is usually the layout. The "Interest Checks" are for people to post their RP ideas. Then when they have a fair amount of players, they create the threads that are located up in Free, Casual, Advanced, etc. Those threads are split up into IC (in character, for actual RP postins), OOC (out of character, to discuss ideas and say you are interested in joining) and CS (character sheets, where you post finished characters).
Hope this helped ^^

[Fubsy]

@Witch Cat
Welcome to the strange and wonderful world that is The Guild! Don't worry, most of us don't bite. ;)

The above post pretty much covered the basics. The main thing you need to focus on is having fun. Don't be afraid of asking questions, feel free to experiment around with the different sections, and let all your creative juices flow!

Feel free to PM me you ever wanna ask a question, RP, or just plain chat. I love meeting new peeps!

[SouffleGirl123]

@Witch Cat Welcome to the guild! i must admit, it's daunting when you first join but I promise you won't regret it! We're pretty lax ^-^. If you have any questions or would like some assistance in get around making that first CS or IC post my inbox is alway open ^-^

[BeanieBaggie]

ＷＥＬＣＯＭＥ ＴＯ ＨＥＬＬ

srly tho like welcome~~

[Tyler Night]

Welcoming Committee Official Greeter

Welcome to the guild.

First rule of the Guild is this.
-Be Fonz Cool.

If you are being harassed or creeped on report it cuz the person is not being Fonz Cool.

Stay away from the spam forum as much as you can, you will end up like many players and be stuck in an endless downward spiral into oblivion.

If anybody but me offers you a cookie or food, be sure to let me know and I will tell you if you should accept it. Most the time the food is either poisoned or "spiced"

Watch out for the squirrel rubbing its nipples.

The giant monkey in a banana hammock.

The little monkey in a diaper.

The koala with a turnip on its head.

They are not to be trusted.

Again, welcome to the guild and if you have any questions or just wish to work out details for an rp just let me hear them, I have been here since 2009.

[Sugar and Spite]

Hi! So, don't worry, I'm not being held hostage. That title was overly dramatic but what ever.

So, hi!(Again) As you may have guessed, I'm new here! (And terrified) I don't know much about role-playing to be honest with you. I just joined so I could possibly sharpen my writing skills, and have fun doing so.
So yah, I have no idea how things work here, but hey I know how to snazz up my profile so that's a good thing. But the forums, the people, how things work here, all new to me. It's like loosing my role playing virginity, so this is special.
Well, uhh, and a little disclaimer. I won't be active for a bit as my computer is going under some... complications, and I'm currently writing this late at night with my phone after just realising the whole spambot scandal is over, and I can register now, woo! So, excuse any mistakes you may find in this post (Topic?). I swear my writing is much better than this!
So in conclusion, I'm new, I'm scared, I know very little, a hand to hold would be nice. And that's why this post is all over the place.

Once again, thanks a bunch you lovely people! Hope to meet all of you soon~

(Oh and if it isn't obvious enough, a little guide on how to survive here would be VERY helpful)

@Witch Cat

Hello love. Haley here. You can call me Blue as well. First off, I'm the random one and the Spam forum is lovely, okay. Don't trust the person above. They are not to be trusted. They are keeping you away from your fun. There is no reason to be scared, however the crazy train boards in an hour or so, so do avoid that unless you wish to be dragged into an actual oblivion.

My cookies are safe. You can have one. The monkeys, squirrels and koalas are my friends. Everyone here has friends, and I will introduce you to a few people if ya want.

[Lady Absinthia]

@Witch Cat Welcome to the group! No need to be afraid, this place caters to all types - Both new and veterans. It will just be a small adjustment period and I know you will get the hang of it. Take you time, look around, find what feels right to you. Check out topics, peoples signatures, bios and such and find where you fit in. There are so many great people here, you'll find a place soon enough.