[OOC] Adam Philip's Totally Legit Laboratory For The Science!

[AdobeFlash]

Welcome to APTLLFTS!

Not actually our lab but hey it sorta looks like it I guess

Hello new applicants, and welcome to APTLLFTS! This meth electromagnetics testing laboratory is falling behind leading the field in the study of dimensional research, travel, and other such scientific breakthroughs! We have many employee benefits, such as easy access to the dealer on 53rd and Clark a lounge, a vending machine, and a couch if the repo men don't come! So, come on down and apply for a job! We are in desperate need of new test subjects recruits! Join now!

By signing this contract you are agreeing to responsibility to any accidents and damages that may be afflicted to your person while employed by us. Such damages include electrocution, overdose, disintegration, evaporation, melting, drowning, and fusing with any nearby furniture/living beings

OOC Info

This is just going to be a parody scifi roleplay! No big rules, just post ur CS in the OOC for judgement, basic RPG rules. Just so you know, the genre of this can and will change at any time, like from scifi to fantasy, so be prepared for things to change suddenly. Most of all, have fun!

CS

Name:
Appearance: (images preferred)
Personality:
History: (optional)
Interesting Physical Traits: (optional)
Items: (optional)

Again, you can make any character you want! (Catgirl, lizard man, single blob of jelly)

[Cyndyr]

I'll have a character sheet shortly.

[Cyndyr]

Mari Suya

Name: Mari Suya
Appearance: Emo, hot, extremely skinny, has large breasts.
Interesting Physical Traits: She has bright white angel wings and extremely rare rainbow hair.

Personality: Mari Suya can be summarized as being kind, cold, uncaring, friendly, shy, energetic, outgoing, timid, and insane. Mari has a bad temper and she will become very angry if someone makes her mad, so people should beware. Quite frankly, Mari is a very strange and unstable individual overall.

History: Life has not exactly been easy for poor Mari Suya. Born to a vampire-witch-wolf-angel and a demon-neko-fairy-dragon, Mari Suya developed the traits from both of her parents and was scorned by both of their respectable tribes due to being a child born from a forbidden love affair. This scorn would become so powerful that a war would be started over the girl and her house would be burnt in the process with her parents still trapped inside. Fleeing from her terrible situation, Mari Suya found herself stuck with her flourishing powers and with nowhere to go, wound up at APTLLFTS, but not before fulfilling her destiny of becoming a rock star and magical girl. Also, her boyfriend was killed too.

Items: She has locket that was a gift from her mother. She doesn't what's inside.

[AdobeFlash]

@Cynder perfect. post her in the characters tab

[Simple Unicycle]

This sounds like fun. I'm in, expect a character sheet to be up shortly.

Also, please tell me the CEO is a disgruntled and eccentric man prone to hating lemons like Cave Johnson from Portal 2.

EDIT: Ah, it's magnets, not lemons.

[AdobeFlash]

@Simple Unicycle Alright, glad to have you! Yeah, Cave was one of my inspirations. But this lab is much less...successful.

[Simple Unicycle]

Here's my simple-minded white-collar worker who wants to learn the science.

Denny Milford

Name: Denzel 'Denny' Milford
Appearance: Clicky. Usually seen wearing a white dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up (usually has a stain or two), a polka-dot tie and tousled hair. His appearance always looks like he just woke up and threw on whatever was closest to him, no matter if it was dirty or not. Some might even wonder if he ever wears new clothes.
Personality: Denny is a rather stupid and dopey guy. He knows literally NOTHING about science and most other subjects, instead relying on other people or sheer luck to help him. However, he is known to, at times, have brilliant breakthroughs entirely on accident, such as solving a dispute by making an offhand comment that's only loosely related to the topic. He also plays a mean flute. A regular idiot savant.
History: A dimwitted and simple-minded man, Denny doesn't really understand the science. He is on a quest to understand the science and, rather than get someone to teach him the science or read about it, he decided to get a job that he is in no way qualified to have. I did say he was a rather ditzy fellow, didn't I? Anyhow, he got the job for some reason and now he has to do work that he doesn't understand at all. But at least he has an opportunity to learn the science now, so yay!
Items: Nothing but his clothing, a watch and a flute.

[AdobeFlash]

@Simple Unicycle Sounds good! post him in the CS tab!

[yoshua171]

Argent McAllister

Hider

Personality: "I am the doctor, the surgeon, the man behind the mask, the man behind the curtain, a diamond in the rough, a pearl wrought from the beach of scientific discovery. I am confidence, I am intelligence, I am mastery and diligence. I am Argent McAllister, and you will bow before me."
History: Argent grew up in a family of wealth, his mother an experienced doctor and surgeon, his father a scientist, and his two much older siblings, Galliger and Katherine McAllister having taken up their own pursuits, with the former becoming a master among architects and craftsmen, and his sister leading the world of fine art and music it was said that he was simply DESTINED for greatness.

They were right.

Of course, despite their correctness, Argent has been reduced to working at some back alley establishment. Adam Phillips something or other, he thinks it was called. He didn't bother to remember the name, because it wouldn't have it for long. But yeah, due to his absolutely shitstock attitude every other lab in the world has refused to employ him.

They're going to regret it though.

Capabilities: Argent is not just a savant, but he is an outright super genius, with a mind capable of capturing the very essence of any task, no matter how advanced, nor how menial. He is knowledgeable in all sciences of note and he is also a powerful alchemist.

He plays a mean fiddle too.

He's got dextrous hands, sufficient muscle and bodily awareness and control that he could extricate a needle from a haystack, without touching the hay. He's got 2000/2000 vision, allowing him to see literally anything, but he does have some weaknesses.

Firstly, he's literally allergic to the idea of stupidity, so much so that being around it can cause a severe allergic reaction that could render him immobile for weeks. He's also a conceited asshole with practically no empathy. Blame it on his parents for raising him to disregard feelings in favor of cold logic and facts, resulting in a total lack of normal human empathy and the development of HIGHLY sociopathic and narcissistic tendencies. Seriously, don't get on his bad side.

Items: Psh, he's got what he needs.

[SmileyJaws]

I'm down, I'll post a CS when it's not 4am.

[Spinosaurus]

Name: H.A.T v1 but he's known to his colleagues as HAT. It stands for Human Augmentation Technology version 1.0.

Appearance:

His Looks

Personality: Being a robot, he's extremely intelligent. He knows every single thing that any man has written down. Because of this, he can be serious often. However, also due to the fact that he knows everything, he has a tendency to goof off. He feels every emotion that humans do but he can "shut them down" so to speak.

History: He was created by APTLLFTS as a prototype for artificial intelligence. He was made to be everything. A super-genius, super-weapon, and super-awesome. As of now, he hasn't lived up to any of that.

Interesting Physical Traits: His feet function as jet boots, his vision has x-ray, and he's super strong.

@AdobeFlash When should we expect the IC to start?

[AdobeFlash]

@SpinosaurusLoooooooks good my dude

[Vashonn]

Gotta say, I'm intrigued. I'll come up with a CS for tomorrow, hopefully you don't start the party research without me!

[Hylozoist]

Is there still space for more?

[ClocktowerEchos]

I tried to resist but I gave in >.>
At least this guy seems to fit in with this theme of ridiculousness (?)
@AdobeFlash

My Hider

Worogoro

^{"Making the Impossible happen through Improbable means."}

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Personality:

Worogoro is without a doubt one of the finest minds of the Ork race. Considering the average brain of the Ork species this can either be quiet incredible or quiet underwhelming depending on your stance of Greenskins. To put it bluntly, Worogoro is an Ork who gives zero shits about everything: zero shits on time, zero shits on budgetary concerns, zero shits on morally ethical practices, zero shits on how many people behind him want coffee and, being and Ork, zero shits on the common laws of reality. Shit works because he thinks it will work to some degree and show his faith waver, it may not work. Good thing Worogoro is stubborn and head strong then.

The guy is also quite racist towards anything not Orkoid stating that other races are "weak grotz" or "too unorky". In his eyes, green is best and orks are green meaning orks are bestest. And whenever given a chance, he will try to demonstrate either by attempting to beat the shit out of the other person or trying to out smart them (this has as unpredictable results as you can guess). Should he fail in this endenver, he will simply resort to this quote and way or thinking:

Orkses is never defeated in battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fighting so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!

If you couldn't also tell, Worogoro has quite the cockney orky accent.

History:

Something something dem 'umies... something something WAAGGHHHH!!! God'unta... something something Christmas music... something something tellyporta... something something MAH SQUIG... something something da mekboy zogged up... something something more Christmass music... something something hot tub... something something DEM 'UMIES... something something WWAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!... something something time kevin spacey kontinumum... something something stoopid grotz... something something APTLLFTS?... something something meth?... something something WOROGORO GONNA WOROGORO... something something WAAGGGHHHHHH!!!.... something something kolateral damage?... something something Worogoro will make a new tellyporta wile workin' for da big bosses at ap-tea-liftz... something something aleast I still gotz mah squigger... something something orkz is best... something something Worogoro gonna Worogoro without Worogoroing too much

Interesting Physical Traits:

He's big, he's green, he's an ork in 'eavy powa arma. Figure it out.

Items:

Ork toolz, his Squig "Mista Cuddly Chompa", Ork "brainz", half a dead grot

[RomanAria]

... I shouldn't take a new RP

Shouldn't do it
Don't do it, Aria
Don't do it...

I'll have a CS up soon.

[AdobeFlash]

@ClocktowerEchos This is going to be a fun character to work with. Feel free to post him in the Characters tab

[ClocktowerEchos]

@AdobeFlash Thank you, have a video of some Orkish yoga and ability to give laws of reality the middle finger
(Also, I think I am obligated to put Brikkfist into this RP some how via Worogoro for his name alone deserves it)

[AdobeFlash]

@Hylozoist Missed this, sorry. Yeah, there's always space!

[Horrid]

Not sure if @AdobeFlash has space or want for a Dead Spacer, but for the approval of the council I present Amadeus.

CHECK THE VENTS. NOW.

Amadeus Worthington

Personality: Amadeus is a friendly kind of guy, even if he isn't the most formal or work-appropriate. He's always up for a conversation about the game last night, how the big corporations are watching everything we do, or how cool jazz is.

That is, when he isn't going through one of his flashback episodes to his time on the USG Jerusalem. The things he's seen are things that no man should have to experience, let alone reexperience. And so, to survive, he has learned to 'switch on' those same instincts that lead him through those perilous 2 years. Anything that moves becomes a threat, ripe for dismantling and stomping. But sometimes it turns on without his input.

At least he's on meds now.

History: When the rescue teams recovered him, Amadeus was a shivering pile of frayed nerves and rampant panic. The research station he was posted on, the USG Jerusalem, was only supposed to be a 6 week deal after all. So after drifting through space in a biological and mechanical hell of his own making for 2 years, it was understandable if he was shooting everything that moved and stamping it to paste and/or parts. It's just to be sure, after all. He has to be sure.

He is noted as being a fantastic researcher and test assistant. Partially due to his Doctorates in the fields of Robotics and Engineering and partially because of his tendency to survive drastic conditions despite all the odds against him. He'll go through hell and back for a friend, then the next day he'll be leaning over your workstation, asking how the wife and kids are.

Interesting Physical Traits: Always wears his internals, never removes his mask, several bionic and cybernetic implants such as a CommLink and and ID Chip.

Items: Atmospheric regulatory internals (oxygen, air filters, etc), EVA auxiliaries (boot jets, pressure regulation suit), several flavors of Jolly Rancher on hand at times and a refitted industrial multi-tool with functions altered to be more combat-ready.