[OOC] Adam Philip's Totally Legit Laboratory For The Science!

[Cyndyr]

@Cynder I'm here but 10% of the time because of how busy I am. It's 11:30 and I'm on my phone but I can't pump out IC till I'm home

@AdobeFlash

Same. I also have no life.

[Spy For Alvah]

By the way, when interacting with the Eves, your free to write what their doing and their interactions in your posts so that you wont have to wait for a reply, you can even spawn a new Eve if you need them for something, or get rid of one if you feel inclined. (This is encase three or more people are interacting with them at any given time).
The exception is 'Old Eve', she is mine alone :).

[Distortion]

@AdobeFlash Is this rp still open? It seems interesting, and I'd like to join

[AdobeFlash]

@DistortionDude, yeah! We're always lookin for new guinea pigs employees! And now that I'm back on desktop I can post more as well.

[Distortion]

@AdobeFlashHeyo! I just finished my character sheet. Here's a gross little addition to the lab. Just tell me if I need to fix anything.

Bobular the Miserable

"Hey...Is it normal to feel excrutiating abominal pain everything you realize you're alive? No? Ohh... Is this quote getting too long? Ohh... sigh."

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Personality: This sad monstrosity is awkward, glum, and gloomy. He’s overly disappointed with everything, to the point others can feel dismal as well. Bobular constantly groans or moans, anguished by the daily excruciation he undergoes due to being alive... He sure is a depressing sight. Pretty ugly too. Yeesh... Well, he is also pretty loyal to the laboratory. Really obedient and devoted... But yeesh. He’s such a bummer to be around...

History: There are reasons you don’t blend wheat grass, super glue, crushed skeletal remains, and dark matter together. Because you get this miserable buffoon.

Bobular was the product of one of the lab’s “top-notch” “scientific” experiments. Well really, it was really just an excuse to shove random shit in a blender and have an experience to laugh about later on. The experiment somehow created life instead, giving birth to this sappy mess, Bobular, the sentient compilation of junk.

Bobular has always been a nuisance at the lab. His whining, depressing aura, and general ugliness has forced lab employees to perform multiple attempts to murder, torture, and disintegrate the abomination. Despite all attempts, the wretched being somehow always manages reappear and return to the lab completely undamaged.

No one is really sure what to do with Bobular. He’s been accepted as a natural part of the lab, and is normally just ignored or used as a testing dummy due to his regenerative abilities/immortality. He’s pretty much a part of the team.

Interesting Physical Traits: He’s a green hairy blob. That’s interesting right? pitiful shrug

Items: Bobular has an assortment of objects floating within his wheatgrass sludge. Nails, temporal rifts, batteries, nachos, whatever you can think of, you can find inside him... IF you’re brave enough to put your hand in his moist fluids…

[AdobeFlash]

@Distortionperfect. Put him in the Characters tab and feel free to post whenever.

[Simple Unicycle]

@Distortion
Your character is like a blobby and hairy version of Marvin the Paranoid Android.

[Hylozoist]

Hey fellow players! I just noticed it's been a week since the last post and was wondering where folks had got to!

[Cyndyr]

I'm here, I'm just waiting for Aria's response.

[RomanAria]

*flail* as soon as I finish government final paper that's due at midnight, I'll be with ya, Cynder.

[Cyndyr]

*flail* as soon as I finish government final paper that's due at midnight, I'll be with ya, Cynder.

@RomanAria

I'm in no rush, so take yo time!

[Midnight Howl]

I'll have a CS up either tonight or tomorrow night lovelies

[Midnight Howl]

Couldn't help but embrace my fellow 4/20 birthday pal. (;

Adolfo F. Hiltliair

Adolfo F. Hiltliair

"I...hate...everything about Jews!"~Three Days Grace

Appearance: Of German decent, his hair is midnight black, oftentimes with a blue streak in it resembling the unshed tears within his darkened soul. His never-ending sadness has aged his face, though in reality he is only 22. He can’t grow a full stache (just another reason to be depressed).

Personality: An overdramatic king of the nacht, no one understands him and no one ever will (especially his mom, she is essentially dead to him). Known for his speaking, his useless information ranges from politics, to human rights, to deep meaningful quotes about how every human is insignificant in this world and should just give up now. Adolfo is stubborn, threatening to play Sudoku if he doesn’t get his way (it is best to ignore this as he is just gunning for attention). He always has headphones in his ears, usually listening to My Chemical Romance, whilst thinking of ways to apply it to those he hates. Prefers to be alone when practicing his science. Hiltliair uses art as a means of emotional release.

History: Long story short, Aldofo was your average awkward teen until his soul was crushed by his high school art teacher. The professor, a fan of the modern style, did not approve of the student's abstract project under a claim of it not being "politically correct".

Swatted by the Deutschland

Unable to accept the embarrassment of this rejection, the boy became an emotional mess with an emphasis on destroying his blonde-haired, blue-eyed professor. For the next three years Adolfo waited for his opportunity to take his revenge, finally succeeding while the two were away at a summer camp...the rest is history. Unfortunately, the void of darkness could not be sated until the Professor's legacy was also obliterated. After discovering Adam's mutual hatred of the modern arts Adolfo joined APTLLFTS.

Other: Instead of waving hello, Adolfo sticks his arm straight out in greeting. German phrases can slip into his sentences. He also has an issue with flashbacks that make it seem like he is from another time.

[Cyndyr]

@Midnight Howl's character deserves a medal.

[AdobeFlash]

@Midnight HowlPERFECT HOLY SHIT

POST THE CHARACTER RIGHT AWAY

THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET REICHY IN HERE

[ClocktowerEchos]

Couldn't help but embrace my fellow 4/20 birthday pal. (;

Adolfo F. Hiltliair

Adolfo F. Hiltliair

"I...hate...everything about Jews!"~Three Days Grace

Appearance: Of German decent, his hair is midnight black, oftentimes with a blue streak in it resembling the unshed tears within his darkened soul. His never-ending sadness has aged his face, though in reality he is only 22. He can’t grow a full stache (just another reason to be depressed).

Personality: An overdramatic king of the nacht, no one understands him and no one ever will (especially his mom, she is essentially dead to him). Known for his speaking, his useless information ranges from politics, to human rights, to deep meaningful quotes about how every human is insignificant in this world and should just give up now. Adolfo is stubborn, threatening to play Sudoku if he doesn’t get his way (it is best to ignore this as he is just gunning for attention). He always has headphones in his ears, usually listening to My Chemical Romance, whilst thinking of ways to apply it to those he hates. Prefers to be alone when practicing his science. Hiltliair uses art as a means of emotional release.

History: Long story short, Aldofo was your average awkward teen until his soul was crushed by his high school art teacher. The professor, a fan of the modern style, did not approve of the student's abstract project under a claim of it not being "politically correct".

Swatted by the Deutschland

Unable to accept the embarrassment of this rejection, the boy became an emotional mess with an emphasis on destroying his blonde-haired, blue-eyed professor. For the next three years Adolfo waited for his opportunity to take his revenge, finally succeeding while the two were away at a summer camp...the rest is history. Unfortunately, the void of darkness could not be sated until the Professor's legacy was also obliterated. After discovering Adam's mutual hatred of the modern arts Adolfo joined APTLLFTS.

Other: Instead of waving hello, Adolfo sticks his arm straight out in greeting. German phrases can slip into his sentences. He also has an issue with flashbacks that make it seem like he is from another time.

@Midnight Howl

>looks at OOC and why people are acting the way they are
>sees name
>chuckles and prepares for buttsplosion
>reads, picking up the historical details
>dies laughing

seriously holy fuck XD

@AdobeFlash TIME FOR ANSCHULUSS

[Midnight Howl]

As long as there isn't any pressure for greatness or anything XD

[Midnight Howl]

Hello darkness my old friend

[AdobeFlash]

@Midnight Howl[@ClocktowerEchoes]@Cynder im gonna revive this rp dammit

[Cyndyr]

@Midnight Howl[@ClocktowerEchoes]@Cynder im gonna revive this rp dammit

@AdobeFlash