[OOC] A Guild Adventure: An RP with Monster Girls! (ENDED)

[PaulHaynek]

And I'm back. I'll try to update as soon as possible.

[The Irish Tree]

And I'm back. I'll try to update as soon as possible.

@PaulHaynek

Since I'm a procrastinating fuck, if I don't get a post up before you update, you can just have Magnus head back to the guild with like, a million chairs.

[PaulHaynek]

@The Irish Tree

All right but chances are, you'll get to post before I do.

[BCTheEntity]

So how's everybody doing tonight? Well, I hope?

[Lady Selune]

Pretty good, yeah. Not much for me to say though. @PaulHaynek More things for people not on a quest to do!

[The Irish Tree]

And so, Magnus the Barchairious has completed his quest and has gained infinitely more comfort for all.

Fear his lumbar supporting powers!

dumb shit like what I just said is why i need to learn to sleep

[Lady Selune]

Honestly, nothing wrong with a bit of lumbar support.

[PaulHaynek]

@The Irish Tree

The woman who you were talking to wasn't a snake woman. She is a Dark Priest. They generally look like this.

No need to change your post though. Just letting you know since you'll be meeting her in the future.

[Lady Selune]

Hee hee.

Jezamine has a sister.

[BCTheEntity]

>Marxello's heading off to Ambran!
>And the two monsters who joined him on that quest are going along with him.

Well that isn't ideal for him. I mean, dwarves also, but if they get to Ambran and Mark's seen with Syszi and Tue, he's instantly branded a traitor for life by that city and probably every other city in sight. So... you know, he has to work around that now. Thanks, Paul.

[The Irish Tree]

@The Irish Tree

The woman who you were talking to wasn't a snake woman. She is a Dark Priest. They generally look like this.

No need to change your post though. Just letting you know since you'll be meeting her in the future.

@PaulHaynek

I THOUGHT IT WAS AN APOPHIS! I legit forgot that Dark Priests have tails at all tbh.

>Marxello's heading off to Ambran!
>And the two monsters who joined him on that quest are going along with him.

Well that isn't ideal for him. I mean, dwarves also, but if they get to Ambran and Mark's seen with Syszi and Tue, he's instantly branded a traitor for life by that city and probably every other city in sight. So... you know, he has to work around that now. Thanks, Paul.

@BCTheEntity

And so began the reluctant hero's harem of gaggles of Monstergirls that just so happen to fall for a big strong man with an unwavering sense of justice. Magnus will be rooting for you.

[BCTheEntity]

@The Irish Tree But he already has a wife! Who he insists to himself that he's not actually married to, since he's been told to have sex with her in order to make sure her biology isn't still geared towards only producing monstergirls, but apparently that process is simpler for monsters than for humans for lack of ceremony, so whatever. And, uh, if anybody else wants to get involved in being a part of a harem serving Mark, they're going to have to get themselves some PURIFICATION up in this biznitch. Probably from Mark. Bare minimum, mind.

[PaulHaynek]

@The Irish Tree

It's okay, we all make mistakes. Though it's kinda weird that you would expect an Apophis in a temperate region.

@BCTheEntity

Ambran is neutral. So long as Mark keeps his Hero status secret, people there will just think he's some knight with a Salamander wife.

[The Irish Tree]

@The Irish Tree But he already has a wife! Who he insists to himself that he's not actually married to, since he's been told to have sex with her in order to make sure her biology isn't still geared towards only producing monstergirls, but apparently that process is simpler for monsters than for humans for lack of ceremony, so whatever. And, uh, if anybody else wants to get involved in being a part of a harem serving Mark, they're going to have to get themselves some PURIFICATION up in this biznitch. Probably from Mark. Bare minimum, mind.

@BCTheEntity

Some white hot purification juice all over them. And inside. Kinda on the floor too. What a hero.

@The Irish Tree

It's okay, we all make mistakes. Though it's kinda weird that you would expect an Apophis in a temperate region.

@PaulHaynek

Chains and tail and pointy ears made me think Apophis.

that and I'm a degenerate that thought it would be adorable

[Lady Selune]

Chains are classy and useful! BDSM on the go for your busy dark preistess!

[BCTheEntity]

@PaulHaynek


His armour is literally covered in the symbols and colours of the Order. Faking not being a Hero is not a thing he can do.

@The Irish Tree Mostly inside. Inside their souls, that is. With his sword.

[PaulHaynek]

@BCTheEntity

While the people of Ambran are too neutral to care about why an Order Hero is with monsters, the small Order elements it has might see so I suppose you're right.

Oh well. It's your problem to solve. :D

[PaulHaynek]

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Hello?

[BCTheEntity]

@PaulHaynek I'm still here. Just been figuring out what to write with @Lady Selune and @Kafka Komedy, is all. I think I'll post as normal, with the content we've discussed.

[The Irish Tree]

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Hello?

@PaulHaynek

Kinda wanted to wait so I wouldn't post right after, b-but I guess I'll work on a post tomorrow. Today. Staying up late makes the concept funky.