[OOC] "Welcome to H̶e̶l̶l̶!̶ the Underworld!" A Comedy Fantasy rp!

[RumikoOhara]

@CyanideSweetie

Actually on approval

[Atroposer]

Eh, I'm going to withdraw. Sorry about that, I just am having trouble writing a reply that contributes and don't want to write dead-end replies that'll just drag the RP behind. Thanks for the interactions, though!

[RumikoOhara]

Do I offend?

[Patches]

At the Wonder Woman movie, starts in like 5 minutes
I'll tell y'all how it goes

@RumikoOhara
Not really I just have trouble approaching everyone in a new group

[RumikoOhara]

Japan is really having a big problem with 0ver 50% between 18 and 34 still virgins and not even a relationship. So bad that the government is worried; why am I sensing another strange NEET anime in the offing.

Today you have become an adult and should wish to contribute to our Nation either as a Taxpayer or a Parent; of course the latter a nobler direction.

Taxpayers live in a shared 10x15 bedroom in block apartments sharing entertainment rooms, baths, Cafeteria; oh and the room assignments mandatory Coed (The government encourages hanky panky by the process of encouraging suggestive advertisements, songs, movies, streaming shows and games)

Couples that conceive receive beautiful homes set on a landscaped 3/4 acre lot, Moms work if they wish to often at professions they enjoy.
Did I mention that single Moms are also encouraged............babble, babble, babble

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Been watching odd news from around the world

[CyanideSweetie]

@RumikoOhara look that would be nice

[RumikoOhara]

@RumikoOhara look that would be nice

@CyanideSweetie

Japan is the land where a man tries to sing Karaoke as a pretty girl dressed as a nurse ....well there's a curtain involved from his waist down
Japan where girls sell their undies and they are distributed in a shadowy market
Japan where they have Love hotels that rent by the hour..... thinking about that piece of trivia makes me curious who is keeping them open

[RumikoOhara]

Testing, Testing, Will the Woman Driving the Tiny Little Clown Car Please do something about the dogs they brought along with their Flea Circus; they’re pooping everywhere and Humping the legs of Senior Citizens

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Hmm...here's a nice place to squirrel this

Dear Diary

..Trish lounged on a luscious divan made soft rich velvet as black as night making her standout in contrast wearing a whisper thin gauze covered in handmade lace in a floral pattern so as to hint with shadows her hidden assets. Why was she dressed like this for a meeting with a Client, Trish was a Courtesan and a sought after one for that matter.

Today as before he entered followed by a stench of Sulfur and radiating heat which wasn’t surprising when taking his profession as Master Weaponsmith but what was surprising was that he’d only engaged her services as an ear to his complaints and perhaps advice if she could come up with some. He was immune to her charms having been long ago made eunuch by a truly cruel punishment that caused any to hear of it to wince in sympathetic pain but he claimed that her presence calmed him because unlike others she treated him as she treated everyone.

Hello Trish I have brought you a token of my debt to you he said gruffly tossing a beat up old box with something in it into her lap. Then he settled his considerable mass onto one of her heavy footstools and grinned his black teeth glittering and as sharp as any predator.

She knew the signal he wanted to see her happy with his gift and she could have acted all excited about it but that wasn’t her way with such an important client. So she plucked the beat up old box with the same joy displayed by dog owners in the park picking up after their mutts. She used the tips of her raptor sharp nails to unfold the ugly thing her expression a dubious pout till she exposed a pair of enchanted rings of silver that resembled nude humans slung on poles that were the piercings posts. The enchantment was lovely and so desirable she immediately put them in and found she enjoyed the withering magical jewelry. But when she looked up to thank him she was disappointed to see he had no more reaction than pleased to see she enjoyed the gift.

Master it is a lovely gift but I would accept one of more value to me to see lust in your eyes; “A girl needs to think herself beautiful if she is to be seen as beautiful” she said as she wiggled back into her top and enjoyed how her new jewelry felt.

Do you think I make trinkets to cast to the masses? he asked in a deep and rumbling tone that held a slight warning.

Trish feels a slight rush as he finally gives into the Temptation to chat and tell her why he made the present and who was now on his list.

[Cherrywitch]

@RumikoOhara Oh, yeah, you're accepted. I thought you were still working on it, so that's why I didn't say.

@Atroposer oh, alright. You're spot is always open if you want to return!

[CyanideSweetie]

@RumikoOhara lol I was talking about the mom pay xD but all of that is crazy!

[RumikoOhara]

@RumikoOhara lol I was talking about the mom pay xD but all of that is crazy!

@CyanideSweetie

That part is my personal nightmare

[TheWendil]

I'm going to be posting tomorrow.

[Patches]

I'm back after a hella long day at work.
I'll post tonight, feeling exhausted

[CyanideSweetie]

I'll post tomorrow! Still cleaning my house lol. After this I won't want to touch a cleaning utensil for six months

[bmxbrat484]

I'll post tomorrow! Still cleaning my house lol. After this I won't want to touch a cleaning utensil for six months

@CyanideSweetie

Clee-ay-ning.. u-teen-sol..? Is that like a medieval torture device..? O.o

[RumikoOhara]

I'm back after a hella long day at work.
I'll post tonight, feeling exhausted

@Patches

No Worries

[Cherrywitch]

<Snipped quote by CyanideSweetie>

Clee-ay-ning.. u-teen-sol..? Is that like a medieval torture device..? O.o

@bmxbrat484

FUCKING SAAAAAMMEE.

_{My roomie hates me. :3}

[RumikoOhara]

Did someone say Torture?

[bmxbrat484]

I made a really weird, audible noise when the picture fully loaded.. It almost sounded like "Yes please", but if I were gagged.

[RumikoOhara]

Sounds Like Wishful Thinking

@bmxbrat484