Make a wish, corrupt a wish.

[amorphical]

Granted except all it does is teleport me to you.

I wish for more random instances where I crossed @Shadow Dragon path!

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted, you walk in front of my car. While it's moving.

I wish that you had unlimited supplies of ice cream!

[amorphical]

Granted! However you are now forced to help me eat it before it melts!
I wish my waist was smaller!

[Naw]

Granted, your waist is now measured at one picometre. Reality ensues.

I wish for a hotdog.

[SleepingSilence]

Granted but it's a 100% vegan hotdog. And it tastes like vomit and sin. And you're out of condiments.

I wish for a nice and not at all unpleasant vacation.

[amorphical]

Granted however you forgot to turn off the stove and your home burned down while you were out. Not knowing this at the time your vacation was awsome!

I wish for a pet @shadowdragon!!!!

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted however you forgot to turn off the stove and your home burned down while you were out. Not knowing this at the time your vacation was awesome!

I wish for a pet @shadowdragon!!!!

@amorphical

Granted. I show up at your house, invite myself in through your open window, and make myself at home.

I wish for more dragon eggs!

[amorphical]

Granted, scrambled or poached?

I wish the @Shadow Dragon a long life!

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. I become immortal, but am unable to grant you the same power :(
I wish @amorphical to have a great week!

[amorphical]

Granted however we are now binge watching your favorite shows!

I wish we had melted cheese and popcorn!

[The Nexerus]

Granted, but that is now all you have. Every other possession of yours disappears, replaced with more and more cheese and popcorn. Like the legendary King Midas, you find that everything you touch is spoiled by the same curse; your bed, your phone, your family members and friends, they all turn to cheese-covered popcorn the second you lay your cheesy hands on them. After a short time mourning the loses of everyone you have ever loved, you eventually die of thirst, popcorn lacking the moisture content to quench you. You are not given a gravestone; they tried once, but the stone only turned to cheesy popcorn.

I wish the best for my friends.

[Winter Star12]

Granted but the best for me is many murders causing me to get put in an insane asylum.

I wish for many hugs from @amorphical

[amorphical]

Granted, you are hugged so often you body developed an hourglass shape.

I wish to make a wish except I'm too busy giving warm hugs!

[Winter Star12]

Granted you get to make my wish while the doctors experiment on me.

I wish the experiments won't be to painful.

[amorphical]

Granted because they never happened due to my hugs, the doctors couldnt deprate us to perform the experiments.

I wish to know when people are flirting with me.

[Winter Star12]

Granted but you can also tell when someone is hurting mentally.

I wish for a few kisses as well as the many hugs.

[amorphical]

Granted you find yourself choking in your sleep so i gave you mouth to mouth and chest thrusts from behind.

I wish @Winter Star12 pulls through!

[Winter Star12]

Granted I'm alive still... but partially dead which is shown through a strange black liquid dripping from my eyes.

I wish I could more comfy cuddles with @amorphical

[amorphical]

Granted however you are now my baby blanket.

I wish@Winter Star12 could cover more.

[Vesuvius00]

Granted. Winter Star has been turned into a circus tent, covering a very large area.

I wish for Cotton candy! this is a circus now, after all.