Make a wish, corrupt a wish.

[amorphical]

Granted, then the elephant tramples you.
I wish for @Shadow Dragon to be happy today tomorrow and at night.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. I not have many piles of nonperishable food.
I wish for @amorphical to have eternal happiness!

[amorphical]

Granted I am now the shadows to which hide you.
I wish for more @Shadow Dragon!

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. I am now world famous!
I wish for all the worlds suffering to be brought upon the ones who made it that way!

[amorphical]

Granted, now the families of politicians cry while the rest of the world rejoices!
I wish@Shadow Dragon was passing the syrup for all these delicious waffles share.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted, but the bottle is empty.
I wish for more syrup!

[amorphical]

Granted you are now a flavor of syrup!
I wish for @Shadow Dragon and waffles!

[The Nexerus]

Granted. You receive a waffle made out of Shadow Dragon's blended remains.

I wish for my sick friend to get better.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. They get better friends. Then you.
I wish for a rocket!

[Other One]

All yours, it even takes you to space... but you can't breath there... can you...

I wish for something.

[amorphical]

Granted, I appear.
I wish for more rain!

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. You get Noah's flood, part 2!
I wish for more candy!

[amorphical]

Granted I am now made of candy.
I wish for more sugar!

[Vashonn]

You are now a sugar cube. I recommend avoiding any liquids.

I wish for more free-time.

[DrakeEricsen]

You lose your job and all of your friends.

I wish to go a cruise with a lovely lady.

[amorphical]

Granted except you're on the titanic.

I wish for summer to get here already.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. You live in Antarctica, so it lasts two weeks, and you get frostbite. And freeze.
I wish for more friends!

[Crimson Flame]

Granted, but they are terrible toxic friends, but you don’t care because your desperate for companionship.

I wish for a good RP to join.

[Obscene Symphony]

Granted. The RP you join consumes your life. You forget what the sun looks like. What was your mother's name, again?

I wish for help sorting my belongings!

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted! I steal most of them.

I wish for a magical staff!