Make a wish, corrupt a wish.

[Gareth]

Granted. Failure to specify leads to you succeeding at embarrassing yourself. (Imagine your embarrassing moment as funny as well.). I wish I had more wishes.

[amorphical]

Granted in an alternate universe where wishes are flowers you have a small garden.

I wish @shadow dragon had a laser cannon to shot a Phoenix and watch it explode into a new pretty bird. @raptra then eat waffles with me afterwards. ^^

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. It shoots out Phoenix, from X-men, and she flies into a rage, destroying everything in sight. I then steal the waffles from Raptra.
I wish that I was never caught for my many crimes against humanity.

[amorphical]

Granted you were never caught. However all that evasion left your waffles unguarded. Where I sneak in behind you and snack on those waffles!

I wish @Shadow Dragonhad a endless supply of syrup!

[Euphaia]

Granted, but everybody else is paid for breathing as well. In order to have enough money to pay everyone for every breath, a mmasive amount of new money is printed. This causes a massive amount of inflation, and before long money becomes all but worthless.

I wish sugar was a healthy food, but still tasted every bit as good as it does now.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. You are, however, deathly allergic to sugar. One sweet with kill you in seconds.
I wish for a private jet!

[Sappho]

Granted! You my friend, now have your own private jet! By which I mean the nozzle that goes on gas cookers. It’s time to go camping! Or it will be, after your purchase of the rest of the burner.

I wish I could control time.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted, you are now responsible for the entire universe, and everything that goes wrong is your fault.
I wish for a Green Lantern ring.

[RoseBloodBorn]

Granted but its broken

I wish to live a happy life.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. You are insane, locked in a asylum.
I wish that all corrupt rulers will be shot into space.

[amorphical]

Granted. They are shot into space and incedently get caught in the suns gravity burning to death.
I wish for @Shadow Dragon and waffles. Blueberry waffles!!!

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted! However, they are chocolate waffles, as we are out of blueberry.
I wish that @amorphical will have a happy life!

[amorphical]

Granted however @Shadow Dragon are now and forever friends with me and like every minute of it!

I wish @Shadow Dragon infinite hugs!

[Shadow Dragon]

I am cruched in hugs, and cannot return them.
I wish for eternal happiness for @amorphical!

[amorphical]

@Shadow Dragongranted however I am now too happy to ever leave the comfy shadows and waffles.

I wish @Shadow Dragon all the shadows in the world.

[Shadow Dragon]

All the shadows in the world vanish, leaving the world scorched and barren. But I get a cool shadow cloak out of it.
I wish that @amorphical gains the ability to fly at will!

[Briza]

Granted! @amorphical is now able to fly at Will. Non-coincidentally, @amorphical's flight to Eschaton has just become a smooth sailing journey. Hooray!

I wish for more washboard recommendations from online strangers.

[Mogget]

They're some bad recommendations.

I wish to find out the full number of pi.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. You must count for all eternity to find out.
I wish to never again receive bad presents.

[Foster]

Granted, you get a boop on da snoot.

I wish to boop da snoot.