Make a wish, corrupt a wish. — Roleplayer Guild

Granted, then the elephant tramples you.
I wish for @Shadow Dragon to be happy today tomorrow and at night.

Granted. I not have many piles of nonperishable food.
I wish for @amorphical to have eternal happiness!

Granted I am now the shadows to which hide you.
I wish for more @Shadow Dragon!

Granted. I am now world famous!
I wish for all the worlds suffering to be brought upon the ones who made it that way!

Granted, now the families of politicians cry while the rest of the world rejoices!
I wish@Shadow Dragon was passing the syrup for all these delicious waffles share.

Granted, but the bottle is empty.
I wish for more syrup!

Granted you are now a flavor of syrup!
I wish for @Shadow Dragon and waffles!

Granted. You receive a waffle made out of Shadow Dragon's blended remains.

I wish for my sick friend to get better.

Granted. They get better friends. Then you.
I wish for a rocket!

All yours, it even takes you to space... but you can't breath there... can you...

I wish for something.

Granted, I appear.
I wish for more rain!

Granted. You get Noah's flood, part 2!
I wish for more candy!

Granted I am now made of candy.
I wish for more sugar!

You are now a sugar cube. I recommend avoiding any liquids.

I wish for more free-time.

You lose your job and all of your friends.

I wish to go a cruise with a lovely lady.

Granted except you're on the titanic.

I wish for summer to get here already.

Granted. You live in Antarctica, so it lasts two weeks, and you get frostbite. And freeze.
I wish for more friends!

Granted, but they are terrible toxic friends, but you don’t care because your desperate for companionship.

I wish for a good RP to join. 

Granted. The RP you join consumes your life. You forget what the sun looks like. What was your mother's name, again?

I wish for help sorting my belongings!

Granted! I steal most of them.

I wish for a magical staff!

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The Nexerus Sui generis

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Other One

amorphical Admirer

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Vashonn 🇦🇧🇾🇸🇲🇦🇱 🇦🇧🇾🇸🇸 🇸🇴🇺🇱

DrakeEricsen I'm a cowboy now

amorphical Admirer

Shadow Dragon Lord Of Shadows

Crimson Flame Insert something profound here

Obscene Symphony sea wench

Shadow Dragon Lord Of Shadows

Make a wish, corrupt a wish. Page 29

amorphical Admirer

Shadow Dragon Lord Of Shadows

amorphical Admirer

Shadow Dragon Lord Of Shadows

amorphical Admirer

Shadow Dragon Lord Of Shadows

amorphical Admirer

The Nexerus Sui generis

Shadow Dragon Lord Of Shadows

Other One

amorphical Admirer

Shadow Dragon Lord Of Shadows

amorphical Admirer

Vashonn 🇦🇧🇾🇸🇲🇦🇱 🇦🇧🇾🇸🇸 🇸🇴🇺🇱

DrakeEricsen I'm a cowboy now

amorphical Admirer

Shadow Dragon Lord Of Shadows

Crimson Flame *Insert something profound here*

Obscene Symphony sea wench

Shadow Dragon Lord Of Shadows

Crimson Flame Insert something profound here