[OOC] CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One

[Hound55]

Far across the Nile, a deep lowing is preceded by a bellow which can signify only one thing...

The Moon Cow Rises

KHONSH-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Master Bruce]

<Snipped quote by Master Bruce>

If you need to take someone's DNA, it may as well be mutually enjoyable.

@Lord Wraith

Actually, in Morrison's retcon of Son of The Demon, Bruce was drugged into participating. So...

Wait, no, that'd still probably be enjoyable for him.

[HenryJonesJr]

Oh, okay. I see how it is. I guess I can play this game of "stealing other peoples' mythos" too!

Y'all are gonna regret this when I start the Bat-Clone Saga! And the Bat-Symbiote Saga! And have Bruce adopt, like, five different costumed identities for some contrived reason!

@Master Bruce

Just wait until Joker impregnates Selina, steals the babies, and then ends up killing her

[Simple Unicycle]

While people discuss clones and edgy sons, Simple Unicycle writes the RP's first big-lipped alligator moment.

[AndyC]

<Snipped quote by Lord Wraith>

Actually, in Morrison's retcon of Son of The Demon, Bruce was drugged into participating. So...

Wait, no, that'd still probably be enjoyable for him.

@Master Bruce

I bet Poison Ivy's still sore about that, given that "drug people into doing sexy evil stuff with me" is her entire gimmick and yet Talia was the one that actually produced something out of it.

[Master Bruce]

Just wait until Joker impregnates Selina, steals the babies, and then ends up killing her

@HenryJonesJr

This, of course, is after Joker has already been dead for several years and had his son, Anarky, take his place in the title while Bruce had been convinced that he was a clone and handed the mantle of the Bat over to Jean-Paul Valley as The Scarlet Knight.

[Hound55]

<Snipped quote by Master Bruce>

I bet Poison Ivy's still sore about that, given that "drug people into doing sexy evil stuff with me" is her entire gimmick and yet Talia was the one that actually produced something out of it.

@AndyC

*Harley and Ivy both open their Christmas presents, copies of "He's Just Not That Into You" and turn away from each other in a huff*

[Eddie Brock]

<Snipped quote by AndyC>

Cindy will never, ever exist in this universe as long as I’m controlling the Spiderverse.

Miles may or may not, but he certainly will not be a love interest like Marvel wants to make him to Gwen for whatever reason

@HenryJonesJr

... Is this a bad time to mention that Cindy was on my Spider-Man CS as a fellow nerd with a crush on Peter, a la Spider-Man: Homecoming? (Though she'd never become Silk because c'mon.)

[mickilennial]

... Is this a bad time to mention that Cindy was on my Spider-Man CS as a fellow nerd with a crush on Peter, a la Spider-Man: Homecoming? (Though she'd never become Silk because c'mon.)

@Eddie Brock

I like Cindy. I don't like Silk. I'm sure there's a way to write her that we can come up with in one of these games that doesn't suck.

[AndyC]

<Snipped quote by HenryJonesJr>

... Is this a bad time to mention that Cindy was on my Spider-Man CS as a fellow nerd with a crush on Peter, a la Spider-Man: Homecoming? (Though she'd never become Silk because c'mon.)

@Eddie Brock

<Snipped quote by Eddie Brock>
I like Cindy. I don't like Silk. I'm sure there's a way to write her that we can come up with in one of these games that doesn't suck.

@Inkarnate

I think we all know there is only one legacy character worthy of wearing the webs....

[HenryJonesJr]

<Snipped quote by HenryJonesJr>

... Is this a bad time to mention that Cindy was on my Spider-Man CS as a fellow nerd with a crush on Peter, a la Spider-Man: Homecoming? (Though she'd never become Silk because c'mon.)

@Eddie Brock

There’s just so many Spider side characters, and Cindy is not one of my favorites

<Snipped quote by Eddie Brock>
I like Cindy. I don't like Silk. I'm sure there's a way to write her that we can come up with in one of these games that doesn't suck.

@Inkarnate

Oh I’m sure. I like that Earth 65 made her a villain

[Hound55]

<Snipped quote by Eddie Brock>

<Snipped quote by Inkarnate>

I think we all know there is only one legacy character worthy of wearing the webs....

@AndyC

"Paint me, Peter... Paint me like your pictures of Spider-Man..."

[Hound55]

Post up introducing my version of the Enforcers: Captain Boomerang as the leader, Mac Gargan as the second in command, Delilah replacing Fancy Dan, and Aleksei Sytsevich as the brute of the group.

Also featured is "Stupid high school kids do stupid things while overly emotional", aka the Spidey story

@HenryJonesJr

*Harry's goblin sense tingles*

[Master Bruce]

After reviewing some irregularities...

THAT CHROME-PAINTED WHINER ISN'T WORTHY OF SHINING MY SHOES! BUT SINCE I'VE GOT A NIBBLE, LET'S TRY SOMETHING.

IC PAGE 1, POST 3, PARAGRAPH 5, SENTENCE 2, WORD 9, LETTER 1

@AndyC

M in my first post, in the word 'more'.

HEH, THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BALD MONKEYS SO FUN-- YOU THINK YOU ONLY NEED TO BUILD FOUR WALLS TO KEEP ME OUT!

THIS PAGE, TWO POSTS UP FROM THE QUOTE, SENTENCE 2, WORD 1, LETTER 3

@AndyC

X in Lord Wraith's reply, in the word 'sex'.

GOOD MONKEY!

CHARACTERS, POST SEVEN, ORIGIN SECTION, PARAGRAPH 1, WORD 7, LETTER 4

@AndyC

Y in Simple Unicycle's Punisher app for the words 'Gotham City'.

DOCTOR STRANGE'S PLAYER, SCREENNAME, LETTER 6

@AndyC

Z in ErsatzEmperor.

TITUS ANDRONICUS, ACT II, SCENE III, LINE 7, WORD 4, LETTER 1

@AndyC

P in the word 'piece' from Aaron upon entering with a bag of gold.

ALAN GINSBERG'S "HOWL," PART III, LINE 8, WORD 5, LETTER 1

@AndyC

T in 'twelve' in the phrase 'where you’ve murdered your twelve secretaries'.

ANYWHO, WIKIPEDIA ENTRY "EUGENE IONESCO," SECTION 2.6, PARAGRAPH 2, WORD 27, LETTER 2

@AndyC

L in "pleasure", in the sentence "no pleasure or feeling of participation".

"FLAGPOLE SITTA" BY HARVEY DANGER, CHORUS, WORD 3, LETTER 4

@AndyC

K in 'sick', after 'I'm not sick but I'm not well'.

Conclusion:

M, X, Y, Z, P, T, L, K.

MXYZPTLK.

[AndyC]

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Ask, and You Shall Receive

[HenryJonesJr]

BAH GOD that's Mister Mxyzptlk's music!

[Hound55]

After reviewing some irregularities...

<Snipped quote by AndyC>

M in my first post, in the word 'more'.

<Snipped quote by AndyC>

X in Lord Wraith's reply, in the word 'sex'.

<Snipped quote by AndyC>

Y in Simple Unicycle's Punisher app for the words 'Gotham City'.

<Snipped quote by AndyC>

Z in ErsatzEmperor.

<Snipped quote by AndyC>

P in the word 'piece' from Aaron upon entering with a bag of gold.

<Snipped quote by AndyC>

T in 'twelve' in the phrase 'where you’ve murdered your twelve secretaries'.

<Snipped quote by AndyC>

L in "pleasure", in the sentence "no pleasure or feeling of participation".

<Snipped quote by AndyC>

K in 'sick', after 'I'm not sick but I'm not well'.

Conclusion:

M, X, Y, Z, P, T, L, K.

MXYZPTLK.

@Master Bruce

Holy 5th Dimensional Imp, Batman!

[Master Bruce]

By the way, Andy offered to give me the answers to all of those, and I flatly said no.

Because if I'm going to play Batman, I will do my own goddamn detective work. Goddammit.

[mickilennial]

By the way, Andy offered to give me the answers to all of those, and I flatly said no.

Because if I'm going to play Batman, I will do my own goddamn detective work. Goddammit.

@Master Bruce

Such time wasted!

[Master Bruce]

Such time wasted!

@Inkarnate

I don't know about that.

I mean, sure, I could've been working on a post, but I decided to do this instead.