[OOC] CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One

[HenryJonesJr]

Me reading that post

[AndyC]

Me reading that post

@HenryJonesJr

PFFFFT. JUST ANOTHER SHORTCOMING OF GETTING THROUGH LIFE BY RIDING AROUND IN A MEAT-COATED SKELETON! ONCE YOU BREAK THROUGH THE LIMITING CONSTRAINTS OF YOUR MISERABLE SLICE OF TIME-SPACE, THERE ARE REALMS OF STIMULATION THAT MAKE FIDDLING WITH YOUR RIDICULOUS PROTUBERANCE LOOK LIKE A QUIET EVENING READING OLD STRIPS OF 'DOONESBURY!'

--ERM, *cough* I mean, I found that Archer reference very amusing and topical.

[Retired]

_{Has never watched Archer.}

[Master Bruce]

Roster's updated, by the way.

I added a special thanks to @Retired for reminding me.

Also, if you're not on there and were approved, the reason you're not on there is because you haven't yet transferred your application to the Characters section. That's the only real way I can keep track of who's playing who.

[AndyC]

_{Has never watched Archer.}

@Retired

DON'T FEEL TOO BAD. NOBODY WATCHES YOU EITHER!

AT LEAST NOT UNTIL NOW....

It's a good show. Definitely worth checking out.

[Retired]

Roster's updated, by the way.

I added a special thanks to @Retired for reminding me.

Also, if you're not on there and were approved, the reason you're not on there is because you haven't yet transferred your application to the Characters section. That's the only real way I can keep track of who's playing who.

@Master Bruce

I felt like there were a few applications that were posted some time ago and got approved but never added to there by the player, but I wasn't sure.

---

@AndyC

Jokes on you, I found a hidden camera in my shower. There's some creepy sub section of Reddit or 4chan that watches me.

[Enarr]

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This, of course, is after Joker has already been dead for several years and had his son, Anarky, take his place in the title while Bruce had been convinced that he was a clone and handed the mantle of the Bat over to Jean-Paul Valley as The Scarlet Knight.

@Master Bruce

Azrael and Anarky are my favorite underutilized characters. Stop it. You're making me blush.

[AndyC]

Jokes on you, I found a hidden camera in my shower. There's some creepy sub section of Reddit or 4chan that watches me.

@Retired

I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YA, BUT IT'S MUCH, MUCH WORSE THAN THAT.

THEY'RE ON TUMBLR.

[Master Bruce]

Azrael and Anarky are my favorite underutilized characters. Stop it. You're making me blush.

@Nightrunner

If you look at one of my posts carefully, one of them makes a cameo...

[Retired]

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I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YA, BUT IT'S MUCH, MUCH WORSE THAN THAT.

THEY'RE ON TUMBLR.

@AndyC

Your own personal tumblr doesn't count.

[Simple Unicycle]

Oh, great, I decided to do a fourth wall breaking post and posted it immediately after another, superior fourth wall breaking post.

Well, time to go burn my post and start from scratch.

[AndyC]

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Your own personal tumblr doesn't count.

@Retired

OH PLEASE, LIKE I'D BE CAUGHT DEAD USING SUCH AN ARCHAIC, OUTDATED, AND INEPT PLATFORM TO CONNECT WITH THE OTHER GRUNTING APES ON THIS DIRTBALL.

I ONLY USE MYSPACE.

[Retired]

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OH PLEASE, LIKE I'D BE CAUGHT DEAD USING SUCH AN ARCHAIC, OUTDATED, AND INEPT PLATFORM TO CONNECT WITH THE OTHER GRUNTING APES ON THIS DIRTBALL.

I ONLY USE MYSPACE.

@AndyC

Byrd's going to hate your use of this color.

[Master Bruce]

Anything that Byrd hates is immediately and wholeheartedly allowed by me.

[AndyC]

Oh, great, I decided to do a fourth wall breaking post and posted it immediately after another, superior fourth wall breaking post.

Well, time to go burn my post and start from scratch.

@Simple Unicycle

IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, "TIME" IS A CONSTRUCT ONLY EXPERIENCED BY THE WRIGGLING MEAT-THINGS IN THIS SQUALID MESS OF BOTCHED PHYSICS IN ORDER TO MONITOR THEIR ONGOING DECAY. SO REALLY, TO ANY BEING OUT THERE THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS, YOUR POST HAPPENED BEFORE, AFTER, AND DURING MINE. TO THEM, IT HAPPENS AT EVERY POINT ACROSS THE SPAN OF INFINITY AND ALSO NEVER HAPPENED AT ALL! THEY WON'T READ IT, HAVE ALREADY READ IT, ARE READING IT RIGHT NOW, AND WILL ALWAYS BE READING IT!

UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, THEY'RE REAL STICKLERS ABOUT GRAMMAR!

[AndyC]

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Byrd's going to hate your use of this color.

@Retired

BYRD'S A GREAT GUY! I LIKE THE CUT OF HIS JIB! IN FACT, I THINK I'M GOING TO GET "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT" STUCK IN HIS HEAD AS A WAY TO SAY HI!

AND IF IT'S STUCK IN YOUR HEAD NOW, WELL, GIVEN THE GENRE YOU'RE FAWNING OVER, YOU SHOULD ALL BE USED TO THE IDEA OF COLLATERAL DAMAGE!

[Simple Unicycle]

IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, "TIME" IS A CONSTRUCT ONLY EXPERIENCED BY THE WRIGGLING MEAT-THINGS IN THIS SQUALID MESS OF BOTCHED PHYSICS IN ORDER TO MONITOR THEIR ONGOING DECAY. SO REALLY, TO ANY BEING OUT THERE THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS, YOUR POST HAPPENED BEFORE, AFTER, AND DURING MINE. TO THEM, IT HAPPENS ACROSS EVERY POINT ACROSS THE SPAN OF INFINITY AND ALSO NEVER HAPPENED AT ALL! THEY WON'T READ IT, HAVE ALREADY READ IT, ARE READING IT RIGHT NOW, AND WILL ALWAYS BE READING IT!

UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, THEY'RE REAL STICKLERS ABOUT GRAMMAR!

@AndyC

To quote my own post,

It was a bad line and a prank call, someone spouting insane babble, I couldn't make sense of it.

@Simple Unicycle

[AndyC]

It was a bad line and a prank call, someone spouting insane babble, I couldn't make sense of it.

@Simple Unicycle

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT YOUR RELIGIONS AND BELIEFS AND UNDERSTANDING OF HOW THE WORLD WORKS......

BA-DUM-TSHHHH! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, I'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT! TRY THE VEAL!

[Simple Unicycle]

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT YOUR RELIGIONS AND BELIEFS AND UNDERSTANDING OF HOW THE WORLD WORKS......

BA-DUM-TSHHHH! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, I'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT! TRY THE VEAL!

@AndyC

... Well I walked right into that one I suppose.

[AndyC]

AS FUN AS THIS HAS BEEN, THE FAT IDIOT'S CORPULENT FORM IS RUNNING LOW ON MENTAL ENERGY (WELL, LOWER THAN USUAL), SO I'M GOING TO ALLOW IT TO GET IN A COUPLE OF REM CYCLES WHILE LYING ON A PIECE OF FURNITURE IT ONLY EVER USES WHILE UNCONSCIOUS. I'D SAY SEE YOU LATER, BUT THAT IMPLIES I HAVE TO RELY ON THE HOPELESSLY SIMPLISTIC LIGHT RECEPTORS YOU SAD SQUISHY THINGS ARE STUCK WITH!

ANYWAY, HERE'S SOME MOOD MUSIC TO HELP YOU SLEEP! PLEASANT DREAMS!