[OOC] CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One

[Sep]

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What time is that?

@Lord Wraith

time enough.

[Supermaxx]

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What time is that?

@Lord Wraith

Sep'll wake up at the break of dawn and hand delivery a fresh post just to you.

[Lord Wraith]

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Sep'll wake up at the break of dawn and hand delivery a fresh post just to you.

@Superboy

I hope he's late so I can punish him.

[Supermaxx]

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I hope he's late so I can punish him.

@Lord Wraith

[Master Bruce]

What time is that?

@Lord Wraith

When the booze settles.

[Lord Wraith]

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When the booze settles.

@Master Bruce

[Byrd Man]

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@Lord Wraith

90's Intensifies

[Master Bruce]

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90's Intensifies

@Byrd Man

*puts on spectacles while hunching over with cane*

I remember a time when a selfie wasn't just a selfie, it was an extreme selfie.

[Hound55]

I finally read @AndyC's Black Panther post because I had a spare 5 minutes and figured I was going to take some time to do the things we never haaaa-aaa-aaaad. Ooo-ooo

*Synth intensifies*

[Lord Wraith]

I finally read @AndyC's Black Panther post because I had a spare 5 minutes and figured I was going to take some time to do the things we never haaaa-aaa-aaaad. Ooo-ooo

*Synth intensifies*

@Hound55

[Enarr]

I would love to see Magneto wield Mjolner.

[ErsatzEmperor]

I would love to see Magneto wield Mjolnir.

@Nightrunner

It wasn't much fun last time:

Spoilers

[Sep]

I hope you are happy @Lord Wraith I posted to participate.

God.

You're so needy.

[Lord Wraith]

I hope you are happy @Lord Wraith I posted to participate.

God.

You're so needy.

@Sep

So resentful.

[AndyC]

Kind of old news at this point, but my God, Supergirl's new costume is the dirt worst:



"Hey, you know Supergirl's costume is easily identifiable, aesthetically pleasing, and doesn't look like she flew headlong into some clotheslines? Yeah, let's undo all of that. First off, because the original costume is clearly a gender-wapped Superman outfit, let's make it look as un-Superman as possible. No yellow, only one thing that's red, and a desaturated blue, there we go-- oh, and give her some black boots and gloves so it looks like she stole a Fantastic Four uniform. Now let's give her a sleevelss hoodie to make her look frumpy and unappealing, which she wears over tights because apparently she thinks she's the Scarlet Spider. Then, on top of that, her cape--ehh, y'know what, what if she has a sash-- maybe an over-the-shoulder one, or an across-the-hips one like Carol Danvers? Y'know what, fuck it, it's all three at once. That's all good, but it's missing something......oooh! I know! A BATTLE AXE! Whaddya mean 'why give the indestructible person with infinite super-strength a battle-axe?' She's a stronk independent woman, which means she's hyper-aggressive bloodthirsty sociopath (going by how Bendis was writing her), that's empowering!

Anyway, just draw her scowling at the reader and brandishing her medieval death-implement and I think we've really captured the essence of Supergirl here! Background? Ehh, I dunno, a bunch of random faces, give everyone those Kryptonian head-socks from John Byrne's version of Krypton which went out of style in the late 90s. Have a half-assed Superman face looking like someone let out a silent-but-deadly fart in the room and nobody's owning up to it. And make sure to put Gambit there in the bottom; kids still love Gambit, right?"

[Hound55]

...what am I looking at?

[Lord Wraith]

...what am I looking at?

@Hound55

What's surely going to make the top five on a list of Supergirl's worst costumes.

[AndyC]

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What's surely going to make the top five on a list of Supergirl's worst costumes.

@Lord Wraith

Supergirl's had some genuinely awful costumes over the years, but man, I'm struggling to think of one that's this bad.

[Lord Wraith]

Honestly Rebirth as a whole has been pretty iffy on new costumes. I am not a fan of Batman's current costume (Although he's apparently going to the Jim Lee Hush style look again) and Barbara's up coming costume just seems like a step down to me from her Burnside attire.

Edit: Oh and then there's Jason...

[AndyC]

There were a few Rebirth costumes that I liked-- Superman finally had a version of the no-trunks look that I could get behind before they put the trunks back on him, Supergirl's previous costume was a perfectly good classic-style outfit, Jon's costume is a great fit for a Superboy-in-training, I liked that they just went ahead and made Wonder Woman's movie outfit her official costume since I thought that was a great compromise between the old one-piece bathing suit and all the different sets of over-designed battle armor they keep slapping on her, Starfire and Raven no longer look completely ridiculous.......

....and that's about it.