[OOC] CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One

[Lord Wraith]

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I dunno, it's an animal doing something funny, it's good enough for me.

@Simple Unicycle

Needs more Otters.

[Simple Unicycle]

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Needs more Otters.

@Lord Wraith

Better?

_{EDIT: For future clarity, because I'm never using it again, I changed my pfp to this.}

[Sep]

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Better?

@Simple Unicycle

See now you changed it again.

[Simple Unicycle]

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See now you changed it again.

@Sep

Oh no. I've been bamboozled! @Lord Wraith YOU PLANNED THIS, DIDN'T YOU!?

[Lord Wraith]

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Better?

@Simple Unicycle

Much better.

[Sep]

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Oh no. I've been bamboozled! @Lord Wraith YOU PLANNED THIS, DIDN'T YOU!?

@Simple Unicycle

I feel like this was potentially the original advert for Snickers.

[Lord Wraith]

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I feel like this was potentially the original advert for Snickers.

@Sep

I'm really more of an 'Oh!Henry' kind of guy.

Much like Nora Allen.

[Sep]

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I'm really more of an 'Oh!Henry' kind of guy.

Much like Nora Allen.

@Lord Wraith

Stop trying to push other peoples characters into sex scenes. Or I'll have Iris pants Thor in the Triskellion faster than he can say "hammer".

[AndyC]

@AndyC I'm pretty sure I liked it but in regards to your last post....

what?

@Sep

@AndyC Wraith has opened my eyes to your deception.

@Sep

Also I don't appreciate you cheating on Iris. You'll be getting a very angry letter in the mail.

@Sep

Hey, a guy has needs, okay?

[AndyC]

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MB finally got his scholarship to clown college.

@Byrd Man

He's just there shopping for an arch-nemesis.

[Lord Wraith]

Stop trying to push other peoples characters into sex scenes. Or I'll have Iris pants Thor in the Triskellion faster than he can say "hammer".

@Sep

I don't think Thor is wearing pants, I'm really not sure where the armor and the mail separate.

[AndyC]

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I don't think Thor is wearing pants, I'm really not sure where the armor and the mail separate.

@Lord Wraith

I certainly hope he's at least wearing something between his mail and his, erm, hammer. Getting hair (or other things) caught in those rings hurts like a sunuvabitch.

[Lord Wraith]

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I certainly hope he's at least wearing something between his mail and his, erm, hammer. Getting hair (or other things) caught in those rings hurts like a sunuvabitch.

@AndyC

Yeah, but it might be like a one-piece body glove.

Also, pretty sure if Thor was pantsed, he'd just stand there proudly.

[Simple Unicycle]

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Yeah, but it might be like a one-piece body glove.

Also, pretty sure if Thor was pantsed, he'd just stand there proudly.

@Lord Wraith

Something something original joke about sex scenes.

[Lord Wraith]

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Something something original joke about sex scenes.

@Simple Unicycle

Remember when Master Bruce thought I was joking and didn't read my post for two months before he realized I actually did write a sex scene.

#PepperRidgeFarmRemembers

[Sep]

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Yeah, but it might be like a one-piece body glove.

Also, pretty sure if Thor was pantsed, he'd just stand there proudly.

@Lord Wraith

Not if Iris also throws on some nasty looking green paint ;)

[Lord Wraith]

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Not if Iris also throws on some nasty looking green paint ;)

@Sep

What is Iris' top speed at this point?

[Sep]

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What is Iris' top speed at this point?

@Lord Wraith

Ew you want a number?

Iris' top speed is pretty damn fast.

There. She can also run at more than 5mph.

[Lord Wraith]

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Ew you want a number?

Iris' top speed is pretty damn fast.

There. She can also run at more than 5mph.

@Sep

Good range.

[Lord Wraith]

I swear we like each other.