[OOC] CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One

[Retired]

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You heard about that?

How [i]THE{i] Wraith wrote a sex scene?
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You dropped this.

[Lord Wraith]

Thor is totally getting pegged by Amora.

And he's going to like it.

[Sep]

@Retired actually I raised it.

[Enarr]

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I know you will, and that's why I'm saying it.

Also, I'd want to see @Master Bruce incorporate the Condiment King as a very serious and deadly serial killer in at least a two or three post mini-arc.

@Retired

Damnit man, I was plotting with that very concept, like, three hours ago. It's almost like you've been roman through my notebooks. I also would've been appreciative for an episode of Beware The Batman featuring The Condiment King.

[Lord Wraith]

[ErsatzEmperor]

Thor is totally getting pegged by Amora.

And he's going to like it.

@Lord Wraith

He'll be Thor after that!

_{I'll see myself out.}

[Retired]

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Damnit man, I was plotting with that very concept, like, three hours ago. It's almost like you've been roman through my notebooks. I also would've been appreciative for an episode of Beware The Batman featuring The Condiment King.

@Nightrunner

There you go, talking about me and Roman in the same sentence again.
You are now shunned.

[Lord Wraith]

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He'll be Thor after that!

_{I'll see myself out.}

@ErsatzEmperor

If you ever think you've used enough lube, use more.

[Byrd Man]

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He'll be Thor after that!

_{I'll see myself out.}

@ErsatzEmperor

"You’re Thor? Well, I’m tho thor I can hardly pith!"

[Lord Wraith]

Every IC post will now have an obligatory sex scene.

[ErsatzEmperor]

Every IC post will now have an obligatory sex scene.

@Lord Wraith

Can't wait until you introduce Beta Ray Bill.

[Retired]

Every IC post will now have an obligatory sex scene.

@Lord Wraith

I'm holding you to that.
Just as I expect Thor to hold Loki in their inevitable BDSM scene.

[AndyC]

Every IC post will now have an obligatory sex scene.

@Lord Wraith

All of mine do. They just fade to black before they make any sort of implication of being one.

[Lord Wraith]

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I'm holding you to that.
Just as I expect Thor to hold Loki in their inevitable BDSM scene.

@Retired

It'll be Fifty Shades of Green. A lesson on denial and release.

[Lord Wraith]

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Can't wait until you introduce Beta Ray Bill.

@ErsatzEmperor

Face like a horse... Hmmm

[Morden Man]

We've gone from comparing different runs on Batman to talking about pegging and BDSM in twenty-four hours.

[Sep]

@Lord Wraith Book two: Lightning and Ice.

[Retired]

We've gone from comparing different runs on Batman to talking about pegging and BDSM in twenty-four hours.

@Morden Man

We have a faster turnaround rate than Donald Trump after watching Fox and Friends.

[Lord Wraith]

I did not have sexual relations with the Flash.

[Sep]

@Lord Wraith Lightning for God of Thunder you freaking idiot.