I Dunno

[Dervish]

Smiral said
No Mexican beer is

Confirmed: Smiral likes beer with a risk of fecal coliform contamination.

All beer is gross, btw. It's exactly what I imagine hot, frothy horse piss to taste like.

[Cpt Toellner]

Smiral said
No Mexican beer is

Nope. Microbrews is where it's at.

[The Nexerus]

[Dervish]

All the cool kids unleash the Kraken.

[Walker of Darkness]

Dervish said
All the cool kids unleash the Kraken.

Until the king is Crowned.

[mbl]

Was gonna post something about Captain Morgan, but couldn't find any good gifs of the commercials.

[Darog the Badger God]

ImANargleHunter said
Fuck you.

I'm obligated to say that when alcohol is mentioned.

[Sole]

Smiral said
No Mexican beer is

Mexican Beer: we didn't have enough good beer for everyone so we just watered it all down to make enough.

[Smiral]

Dervish said
Confirmed: Smiral likes beer with a risk of fecal coliform contamination. All beer is gross, btw. It's exactly what I imagine hot, frothy horse piss to taste like.

Sole said
Mexican Beer: we didn't have enough good beer for everyone so we just watered it all down to make enough.

do you wanna fucking fight bruh

my meaningless alcohol preferences are important bruh

on a side note, all hail fireball whiskey

[The Nexerus]

Smiral, your opinion is wrong and I'm gonna need you to change it.

[Dinh AaronMk]

ImANargleHunter said
I have to go to this party thing tonight and my mom is willing to buy me alcohol because it's BYOB but I don't know if I actually want to drink.

I told the host that I don't want to stay overnight which means I'll have to go home tipsy if I drink. I just find the idea embarrassing.

Frankly I'd go and if you drink and get even the slightest bit buzzed (trust me, you'll know; and you won't lose any basic motor functions) you know your limits. Knowing how far you can go without going over the edge is a big thing to know when it comes to drinking. It's what's between me and the whiskey at this point: simply not knowing how far I can go. You can also learn what kind of "drunk" you are.

If you turn out to be the relaxed smiling king then you can compliment the party, keep buzzed, and still remember it the next morning.

And if your parents are A-OK then there's no guilt! Except if you go so strong you get hungover.

And on the finishing note: space water or something non-alcoholic between your drinks. Slows your drinking down while - according to SCIENCE - maintain essential electrolyte levels high so if you do get drunk enough to have a hangover you don't want to murder yourself the next morning.

[BrobyDDark]

Dinh AaronMk said
Frankly I'd go and if you drink and get even the slightest bit buzzed (trust me, you'll know; and you won't lose any basic motor functions) you know your limits. Knowing how far you can go without going over the edge is a big thing to know when it comes to drinking. It's what's between me and the whiskey at this point: simply not knowing how far I can go. You can also learn what kind of "drunk" you are.If you turn out to be the relaxed smiling king then you can compliment the party, keep buzzed, and still remember it the next morning.And if your parents are A-OK then there's no guilt! Except if you go so strong you get hungover.And on the finishing note: space water or something non-alcoholic between your drinks. Slows your drinking down while - according to SCIENCE - maintain essential electrolyte levels high so if you do get drunk enough to have a hangover you don't want to murder yourself the next morning.

Yeah, the party has been over for awhile now. Probably should've read the rest of the thread before posting. Just saying.

[Dinh AaronMk]

BrobyDDark said
Yeah, the party has been over for awhile now. Probably should've read the rest of the thread before posting. Just saying.

Well, reading the OP is only the holy and right foundation of forum posting. You learn the rest of the context as you go along.

[TP]

Smiral said
do you wanna fucking fight bruhmy meaningless alcohol preferences are important bruhon a side note, all hail fireball whiskey

fireball is pretty fucking amazing.

and yo drunk life is best life. obviously it's been amazing for me and is

[Halo]

mbl said
Was gonna post something about Captain Morgan, but couldn't find any good gifs of the commercials.

Ah, Captain Morgan's rum, my eternal love and vice. My abusive relationship with it has become famed. I adore it, drink it by the bottle, and always regret it.

[Hank]

Y'all motherfuckers need some good ol' vodka. Let the Russians teach you how to drink.

Also Belgian beers. Anyone who says that beer tastes gross has clearly not partaken of the divine flavor experience that is indulging in a beautiful, golden pint of the finest abbey ale.

[Cpt Toellner]

Some American drinking contests literally ban Wisconsinites from participating. We are heavyweight champs.

[Sole]

Smiral said
do you wanna fucking fight bruhmy meaningless alcohol preferences are important bruhon a side note, all hail fireball whiskey

Fireball whiskey is the only whiskey I can stomach, and that makes me happy.

But oi

sperm truffle

let's fucking do this

[andromedene]

Dinh AaronMk said
Frankly I'd go and if you drink and get even the slightest bit buzzed (trust me, you'll know; and you won't lose any basic motor functions) you know your limits. Knowing how far you can go without going over the edge is a big thing to know when it comes to drinking. It's what's between me and the whiskey at this point: simply not knowing how far I can go. You can also learn what kind of "drunk" you are.If you turn out to be the relaxed smiling king then you can compliment the party, keep buzzed, and still remember it the next morning.And if your parents are A-OK then there's no guilt! Except if you go so strong you get hungover.And on the finishing note: space water or something non-alcoholic between your drinks. Slows your drinking down while - according to SCIENCE - maintain essential electrolyte levels high so if you do get drunk enough to have a hangover you don't want to murder yourself the next morning.

Lol

[Dervish]

Hank said
Y'all motherfuckers need some good ol' vodka. Let the Russians teach you how to drink.

Also Belgian beers. Anyone who says that beer tastes gross has clearly not partaken of the divine flavor experience that is indulging in a beautiful, golden pint of the finest abbey ale.

Yeah, but there's a serious problem with Russians drinking cologne. I don't want to drink like them.

Also, it's still horse piss. Just maybe with a hint of fine Belgian chocolate. All beer has the same putrid after taste.