Let's B!tch. I feel it's a healthy release for our roleplay annoyances 2.0

[Shienvien]

If it's a matter of 6"1 to 6"2, that's very unlikely to get any IC application.

It matters enough for them to consider one another roughly the same height, and be conveniently looking one another in the eyes when standing near one another? Or that one only somewhat taller than the other... My visual perception is fairly good, so I consider an inch a notable difference.

[Prince]

So what I have established is a) Shien comes from a land of Giants called Estiona and b) Jig isn't very fun to tease.

Anyway, I do suppose the point here is that the only real use of information like this would be a) contrast and b) to see patterns. For example, an IC-race could all be notably tall, thus that could be a pattern fit into a roleplay. So, I guess I should edit my statement and say that although I agree to the importance of height, weight and other factors, I don't suppose they should just be required information, either.

Admittedly, my dad is 6'1", so I feel your pain. Many of my cousins tower over me. I have NO idea where my height came from. I personally believe that my seizure disorder stunted my height a bit. Or, maybe I just got my mother's genes for height. My grandfather was only like 5'10" on her side in his youth. In any case, I understand your struggle!

[Jig]

Prince said an IC-race could all be notably tall

Like, hypothetically, Estonians.

Prince said Jig isn't very fun to tease.

I just like to ruin fun.

Shienvien said It matters enough for them to consider one another roughly the same height, and be conveniently looking one another in the eyes when standing near one another?

Excellent point. I'm not sure I'll take it on board for day-to-day RPing, but, no that really is a good point and one I'll bear in mind next time I'm doing a close character-to-character comparison.

*please note: the above isn't sarcasm even if it kinda reads like it is*

[Brovo]

Prince said b) I would totally list "cup size" on a female appearance sheet, but I'm fairly sure EVERY SINGLE potential roelplayer would assume the worst. I mean, how could they know it was for the Jig Clause?

Not sure I'd go that far.

New Gripe

"My teenager had a horrible abused life with horrible parents and everyone hated them. That's why they have an incredible diet, a sticky tape six pack, have mastered three martial arts, are masters of throwing daggers, own a diamond katana, have a Japanese name but can't speak one word of Japanese, and are sniper rifle masters that can somehow fire one three times their own height in length and not have their shoulder completely shattered."

Or...

"I am a werevampyriewolf that was once a vampire hunter but became one and accidentally ate my entire family. PITY ME. PLEEAASSEEEE"

[Cuco]

I haven't encountered much in the way of nutty tragic back-story characters. Especially ones that also run around being ossum possum super people XD Even the aforementioned psychopaths tended to revel in what would otherwise be traumatic histories more than feel sad about it. I have made some characters I wondered if they weren't a little overly dramatic myself, but I at least chose to hope they weren't overdone. In fact, I'm more used to seeing an overabundance on bland, nice guy characters. Where the personality uses common words like "nice, kind, bubbly, friendly" but also "capable of being calm, cool and collected, gets serious in combat" or some rot. History wise, they just talk about how they were normal dudes that passed through life normally (possibly excelling at something combat related if it's relevant to the setting).

And I've never encountered any vampire werewolf characters at all. Probably because I wisely avoid anything titled "Werewolf RP?" or "Vampire RP?" (And yes, I feel like they always have a question mark in their int checks) XD

[vancexentan]

Something that REALLY pisses me off when people blatantly ignore requirements for a roleplay. Oh you've said it is high casual twice? Oh here's a lower casual or high free level character sheet.

ANOTHER something that pisses me off is when people try to shove non-canon stuff into a roleplay when a gm says that he doesn't want non canon abilities or whatever be it in a roleplay than a person tries to get something in like that anyways.

[Rtron]

People who go, 'Oh, I'll post in this collab/RP tomorrow!' and then proceed to post in literally everything BUT what they said they would all throughout the following week(s).

[vancexentan]

I feel that

[Cuco]

Rtron said
People who go, 'Oh, I'll post in this collab/RP tomorrow!' and then proceed to post in literally everything BUT what they said they would all throughout the following week(s).

THIS.

THIS SO MUCH.

I've had to put up with people forgetting about things (or possibly plain avoiding) for months while they casually attend to other tasks. I even reminded them several times and they still managed to completely fail to do it >.>

[Rtron]

vancexentan said
I feel that

Cuco said
THIS.THIS SO MUCH.I've had to put up with people forgetting about things (or possibly plain avoiding) for months while they casually attend to other tasks. I even reminded them several times and they still managed to completely fail to do it >.>

I'm fine with 'oh crap. I forgot, sorry!' the first couple of times. Lord knows that has happened to me. And I understand RL is a jealous, possessive, not understanding or caring at all about RP thing, but come on. If you use those excuses every time, followed by another promise, I'm going to stop believing you even if they're true.

[vancexentan]

If I fail to post one day after I say I would have I always explain why and tell them for certain when I'm going to post. Regardless it's those sort of people who always kill roleplays.

[Rhona W]

>You, as a GM, provide a list of equipment/vehicles/weapons/housepets/etc for the players to choose from, as part of your setting

>player, "Hey can I have OMGWTFBBQ thing?"

>player, "Waaaah, why isn't the super-shiny-awesome on here at the beginning of the game"

Dude... everyone else is happy with it. Seriously, stop being such a munchkin and have something to work towards. Everyone else is okay with it, and if it's not on the list, then...

[Prince]

Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis? I start off every RP with a Gundam floating in Orbit.

[SyrianHamster]

Rtron said
People who go, 'Oh, I'll post in this collab/RP tomorrow!' and then proceed to post in literally everything BUT what they said they would all throughout the following week(s).

I refer to these people as scourges. It's particularly bad when another player's character is mid-interaction with theirs. Destroys RPs, that.

Left an RP recently due to similar behaviour from a GM. They didn't post for ages, when everyone was waiting for clarification on things. I suggested someone else host the RP, assuming the GM had done a runner on us, then he/she suddenly (surprise, surprise) returned to the thread in a whirlwind of rage.

They cried the whole 'oh I'm so busy cus school' thing that's so common on here, but when I checked their post history it appeared they had plenty of time to post in other threads. I've seen that kinda crap so much on here, and it's got to the point now that if I sense that's the kind of person I'm dealing with, then I up and leave. Otherwise I risk being tied to a ship with no captain, also known as: a waste of my frickin time.

Seriously, if you're hosting an RP, decide BEFORE putting it up whether or not you're too busy.

[Rare]

Alright, I got something to bitch about. People who fucking can't wait, while the GM (that's me most of the time) has a issue in his life, and then make post about how they are can't wait and just left. I fucking hate people, who don't have impatient and just want things done fast.

SyrianHamster said
I refer to these people as scourges. It's particularly bad when another player's character is mid-interaction with theirs. Destroys RPs, that. Left an RP recently due to similar behaviour from a GM. They didn't post for ages, when everyone was waiting for clarification on things. I suggested someone else host the RP, assuming the GM had done a runner on us, then he/she suddenly (surprise, surprise) returned to the thread in a whirlwind of rage. They cried the whole 'oh I'm so busy cus school' thing that's so common on here, but when I checked their post history it appeared they had plenty of time to post in other threads. I've seen that kinda crap so much on here, and it's got to the point now that if I sense that's the kind of person I'm dealing with, then I up and leave. Otherwise I risk being tied to a ship with no captain, also known as: a waste of my frickin time. Seriously, if you're hosting an RP, decide BEFORE putting it up whether or not you're too busy.

I see, that you decided to bitch about me. How kind of you to do that. Thank god you're gone for my RP, you're just one of many impatient people on this site and you're being rude towards me. Also, I want to know when I said 'I have time' on other threads? You're just making up lies to justified your self.

I'm willing to take this to the PM and we can bitch at eachother, if you want to..

[Prince]

*gets popcorn and calls Brovo, to see if he sees this*

[nichinichisou]

Prince said
*gets popcorn and calls Brovo, to see if he sees this*

brovo you have been summoned
summoned to the shitstorm
EDIT: Prince stop being funny seriously

[Prince]

And, I activate...

[Rtron]

Prince said
*gets popcorn and calls Brovo, to see if he sees this*

Care to share?

[Prince]

*shares*

My card isn't working. Servers must be down.