Fredrick gripped his battle axe in both hands. His comrades stood atound him, and Fredrick grinned confidently. He hefted his battle axe, side stepping as a large Drake charged at him. Fredrick lanced put twice with his axe, lightning fast, lopping off a leg, and then splitting it's neck open on the uppercut.
"Four!" He called.
"Seven!" One of his companions called back, his mentor Brok.
"Bastard fuck!" Fredrick said, "you're fucking lying to piss me off!"
"Did it work!?" Another of his friends, Ceran the Rogue, called.
Fredrick grinned as Mangy tore out a drake's throat.
"No need," he said as a drake lanced at him, claws swinging.
He dropped his axe and caught the claws, before headbutting the drake. As it staggered, Freddy swung the drake by it's claws and slammed it into the wall, before stomping it's skull in.
"I'm always pissed!"
Then, the ground shook. The world slowed down fore Freddy as a huge, scaled beast charged down the cave tunnels.
A high dragon. It tore into Freddy's flesh, cleansing him with Fire. Freddy watched helplessly as it did the same to his friends. The Dogs were torn, shredded, burned one by one. Freddy was helpless. He'd failed he'd failed he'd failed he'd failed he'd failed-
Mangy's barking roused Freddy. He instinctively tried to stand up, bracing himself with his left arm. After a moment, Freddy realized he had no such appendage, and ended up falling over himself, rolling forward into the side of his tent. His tent collapsed on him, and he flailed about, letting out a warcry.
A bundle of Freddy and tent rolled through the camp for a bit, almost slamming into one of his companions as he rolled about, letting out a string of curses. Mangy managed to catch up, and decided to help free his master.
Mangy grabbed the tent and pulled, onpy managing to drag Freddy along with the tent. He dragged him halfway across the camp, before Freddy was finally deposited unceremoniously on the ground.
Freddy then stood and kicked at the bundle of sticks and leather skin that had been his tent, referring to it as a "Makerforsaken fuckwit of a tent." He then faced his other comrades. He blushed, dark cheeks further darkening, before coughing.
"Uh..." he began, "Good...morning?"
He awkwardly collected his tent and began packing it up, before locating Dragonslayer. He secured his belongings in a pair of bags, one strapped to Mangy, one strapped to Freddy.
"So...yeah. At least another meal before we go into deathymcdoomcaveland? What do we have to eat. I'm fucking hungry."