You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

[Cerberov]

Excuse me good sigil, how are you driving this vehicle.

[Unfortunately]

Golly! Clean your filthy face!

[WilsonTurner]

Flower!

[Windicator]

We Meet, Eye to Eye

[WilsonTurner]

'cept I'm prettier.

[Windicator]

That's what you got done in for?
at least I'm not insubstantial eye though I'm not much more than an eye.

[WilsonTurner]

I am an amazing eye.

You do not have to be so jealous.

[Windicator]

I see, at least I'm punny.

[Cerberov]

Talking sigils, and a ghost? When will the wonders cease.

[Keyguyperson]

What happened to your face?

[Cerberov]

Skin condition. But a better question is: are you old enough to be in the military?

[DELETED08734]

No words...*stares at your skin condition*

[WilsonTurner]

*stares at your skin condition*

You're half'n'half

LIKE BRISK HALF'N'HALF

(Sellouuuuuuuut)

[ShadowVentus]

Your eye is so filled with hope. What a marvelous display! Hahahahahaha!

[Keyguyperson]

@Cerberov

"Old enough"? You mean your country has a minimum age requirement?

@ShadowVentus

Nice coat.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Nice scarf

[AlteredTundra]

"*smiles* Aren't you Lelouch? *smiles again*"

[WilsonTurner]

STOP
SMILING
AND RUBBING IT
IN MY FACE
THAT I CAN'T SMILE
YOU ARROGANT
SONS OF A BLOODY
PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- oh hey those look like traintracks.

[Sugar and Spite]

"Um... excuse me dear... whatever you are. You seem to be smiling and rocking back and forth. Like... you seem really happy about the matter."

[Unfortunately]

Regicide? How about something more interesting?