B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

[POOHEAD189]

@MiddleEarthRozeI hate how Dawnguard makes it seem like you have to be in a relationship with Serana, yet at the same time you can't be.

Like I was talking to her mother (as Dax lololol) and trying to get the old coot to give me the Elder scroll, but she kept saying stuff like "I don't know how you got my daughter to fall for you" or "You better treat her right" or "She might trust you but I know the truth! You're going to use her aren't you?" and I'm sitting here totally not interested in Serana like

"I. AM. A. LIZARD. MAN. GIVE ME THE SCROLL!"

[MiddleEarthRoze]

@POOHEAD189

Yeah, I was so annoyed at that friendzone. It was almost as bad as the Brynjolf friendzone.

[Gowi]

Ooh, speaking of Skyrim; I hate how the romance storyline (if you could call it that) suck balls. There aren't really a lot of great people for your character to marry, and once you do their original personality just gets wiped. C'mon, Bethesda! Take a note out of Bioware's books and break our hearts with the romance!

@MiddleEarthRoze

This is why my only companion is Inigo.

[Dolerman]

I hate when people snark or look down on porn or hentai, like dont pretend you dont fap to it like anyone else.

[Vilageidiotx]

I hate when people snark or look down on porn or hentai, like dont pretend you dont fap to it like anyone else.

@Dynamo Frokane

well, your not suppose to show it in class presentations though

[Frizan]

125. One hundred and twenty five of those stupid fucking radiant quests to get all of the trophies and shit for the Skyrim Thieves Guild. Did Bethesda not think AT ALL when they set up that system? Did no one consider all of the boring-ass back-and-forth between the quest targets and Riften, or how many long-ass loading screens the player would have to go through each and every time they go out to do their two jobs? Oh yeah, you can only take TWO jobs at a time, one from Vex and one from Delvin, both having jobs as inane and boring as the character and motives of Alduin.

Sure, these are optional, but god damn it I'm a thief, and if I can get extra shiny things for my thievery I'm gonna damn well do it, not to mention my completionist tendencies. Actually, those quests being optional at all is terrible because they're the only "quests" involved with the Thieves Guild questline that actually, you know, involve THIEVERY. The main quest is full of murder and dungeon-delving, both things that are more accurately classed as adventuring, not thievery.

Fuck. Oh well, at least I finally have my safe of respawning goodies, and with that done I can go back to doing fun things.

[Ailyn Evensen]

Yet another work complaint from me. I swear, some people don't appreciate their jobs.

Ok, so I've got a coworker, let's call him Derek. Derek doesn't get along with the newer assistant manager, we'll call him Harry. Harry asks Derek if he's completed a task that normally isn't done unless a certain number of packages is in the assigned bin. Derek proceeds to ask (in a rather disrespectful tone, I might add) if that it really needed to be done since there was only one package and Harry says that for the sake of making package time cuts, it has to be done. From this point, I can't hear too clearly, as I'm on the other side of the package bins sorting the items into their spots, but I think Harry kept insisting and Derek continued to question it. The whole time, I kept thinking to myself 'god, in the amount of time that was just wasted, it could have been done and over with.' It finally gets done, but then I proceed to hear Derek muttering rather loudly as he usually does when he's ticked off (thankfully, he refrained from slamming the bin doors this time. That usually startles me). Of course, this now means he's going to willingly do bad at his job, which is emptying the bins that I keep filling.

Derek thinks he's getting back at the manager, but really? He's just making my job harder. Because now several bins are full and the packages have to go on the floor -.- After I nudge him to go back to what he should be doing, he empties the bins. But, continues to act like a put out toddler. Once in awhile, he'd find a reason to not do his work, mainly by finding something to read out loud on one of the packages. He thinks he's being funny, but he's distracting to me, and my head manager sees it. Derek keeps reading out loud to me even after I've told him I had a glance at the packaging and my manager tries to speak to me. He finally has to turn to Derek, gives him the dirtiest look and says "Seriously, be quiet!". I almost giggled.

Sometimes, I really wish Derek would do something stupid again so he could get fired. He's almost gotten fired before for going on Youtube on the scanner computers and playing music. Derek's childish behavior usually has unintended ripples of effect, unfortunately. When others hear him getting in an argument with the assistant manager, they start talking amongst themselves about it, further lowering productivity.

For the love of god, I come to work to make money, not go back to high school/elementary school! -.-

[Dolerman]

I hate it when people cant tell the difference between a Disagreement and Flame war.

[Ailyn Evensen]

I hate when people roar through the apartment complex in their super loud, broken truck, screaming the names of individuals (who according to them, are ignoring them) so everyone can hear. I especially hate this when it wakes me from a dead sleep because I keep my window open for fresh air. -.- ffs people.

[Shoryu Magami]

I hate when people roar through the apartment complex in their super loud, broken truck, screaming the names of individuals (who according to them, are ignoring them) so everyone can hear. I especially hate this when it wakes me from a dead sleep because I keep my window open for fresh air. -.- ffs people.

@Ailyn Evensen

Hey, overcompensating people need to overcompensate loudly or no one will notice they're doing it, right?

That being said, I hate idiots who think "trolling" actually requires any level of intelligence. Seriously, these people are a complete waste of space and the ones who actually try to act like intellectuals are even more laughable. They're neither insightful nor are they funny (you can often tell how smart someone is by their sense of humour, just for the record), and frankly the internet would be better off if the dumbasses all just went and did something productive with their time (wait, they're not intelligent enough to do that... my bad).

[MiddleEarthRoze]

I find it annoying when someone makes a Free-Level Roleplay with barely any effort put into the interest check, in the advanced section. My God, it's not even up to casual standards, what made you think it'd fit in advanced?

[Sugar and Spite]

When someone tells me that I should support Hillary because she's a woman and support's my right to choose on the matter of abortion. And then said person assumes that I support Trump since I don't support Clinton.

I don't like either of them. Seriously. Get some common sense.

[Vilageidiotx]

When someone tells me that I should support Hillary because she's a woman and support's my right to choose on the matter of abortion. And then said person assumes that I support Trump since I don't support Clinton.

I don't like either of them. Seriously. Get some common sense.

@HaleyTheRandom

My grandma has been panicking the last couple of days and calling us all Hillary supporters because she can't get anybody to vote for Trump.

The most annoying part of the election is when people start getting fucking snappy about who you vote for.

[Chrononaut]

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Hey, overcompensating people need to overcompensate loudly or no one will notice they're doing it, right?

That being said, I hate idiots who think "trolling" actually requires any level of intelligence. Seriously, these people are a complete waste of space and the ones who actually try to act like intellectuals are even more laughable. They're neither insightful nor are they funny (you can often tell how smart someone is by their sense of humour, just for the record), and frankly the internet would be better off if the dumbasses all just went and did something productive with their time (wait, they're not intelligent enough to do that... my bad).

@Shoryu Magami

reddit.com/r/iamverysmart Sense of humor, you say?

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My grandma has been panicking the last couple of days and calling us all Hillary supporters because she can't get anybody to vote for Trump.

The most annoying part of the election is when people start getting fucking snappy about who you vote for.

@Vilageidiotx

Old people are really the worst during election season. I fear that, when I grow older, I'll be yelling at my conservative Christian grandson. "YOU NEED TO VOTE FOR VAGISIL. IT'S THE THE BEST CANDIDATE, LOOK, ITS A HERMAPHRODITE AND A CYBORG!" and he'll say "Ugh, granddad, I'm voting for Neo Hitler. He protects my right to subvert the rights of others, splah!"

[Dinh AaronMk]

The DNC by 2020:

[Shoryu Magami]

reddit.com/r/iamverysmart Sense of humor, you say?

@Chrononaut

My PC isn't currently in a state where I can click on links without the risk of losing a lot of my work.

[Dolerman]

Everyone on my FB wall vowing to cut off friends and family over their stances on america's election really shouldnt be overestimating their own attention span. This will be a topic for 2 weeks tops, Pokemon Sun and Moon will be released and half of you will forget that a even president exists.

[Vor]

Everyone on my FB wall vowing to cut off friends and family over their stances on america's election really shouldnt be overestimating their own attention span. This will be a topic for 2 weeks tops, Pokemon Sun and Moon will be released and half of you will forget that a even president exists.

@Dynamo Frokane

It's a common fact that whenever election day comes along, everyone and their dog becomes an expert on politics. Yes, even the people that were taking dog-filter selfies in the bathroom.

[Sugar and Spite]

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It's a common fact that whenever election day comes along, everyone and their dog becomes an expert on politics. Yes, even the people that were taking dog-filter selfies in the bathroom.

@Vor

I agree. People suddenly think they know everything there is to know about politics.

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My grandma has been panicking the last couple of days and calling us all Hillary supporters because she can't get anybody to vote for Trump.

The most annoying part of the election is when people start getting fucking snappy about who you vote for.

@Vilageidiotx

There are so many snappy people here.

Anyways, it's over. Trump won. The end.

[Vilageidiotx]

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I agree. People suddenly think they know everything there is to know about politics.

<Snipped quote by Vilageidiotx>

There are so many snappy people here.

Anyways, it's over. Trump won. The end.

@HaleyTheRandom

It's a surreal ending, but at least we are done with it.