[OOC] The Three Kings (High Casual)

[MinervianGrey]

@Foster Sure, but what would she pay with? And cats would make the best contraband.

[Foster]

@Foster Sure, but what would she pay with? And cats would make the best contraband.

@MinervianGrey

Oh, I meant Atomic Nut.

But she can farm potatoes.
-From that, vodka can be made, just add sugar.

Also, I'm going to blame the apartment-fire mentioned by Kokushi on Miroslav trying to make pancakes.
-At least that's the story they told insurance.

[Massasauga]

Why I always go with an M1911

[AtomicNut]

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Oh, I meant Atomic Nut.

But she can farm potatoes.
-From that, vodka can be made, just add sugar.

Also, I'm going to blame the apartment-fire mentioned by Kokushi on Miroslav trying to make pancakes.
-At least that's the story they told insurance.

@Foster

An entertaining thought, but he lives in the gym of his old mentor, with a little cozy apartment. Also he's got a lot of munnies for a slum dweller. He beat a lot of people in the cage to win an MMA tournament.

Not the best guy to try a collect a rent from, mind.
He can however, be his provider of food supplies and wonder why he eats for seven or something.
Or be the barman listening to his rants while drunk.

[Kokushi]

@Foster oh I know, it was a joke, just give that Bitch a Sheryl temple, love that drink. Alcohol free and delicious.

[AtomicNut]

@Massasauga For the sake of starting to group together is it alright if Miro goes to practice parkour (and screw up a landing and hit a van) in the junkyard Joy is as a coincidence?

[Foster]

@Massasauga Ping!

@Kokushi Or you could get @AtomicNut (Miro) to get you drinkies.

[AtomicNut]

@Massasauga Ping!

@Kokushi Or you could get @AtomicNut (Miro) to get you drinkies.

@Foster

"Hey you scumbag, stop trying to get underage girls drunk."
"Sire, those girls are our targets."
"PRIORITIES, JENKINS, PRIORITIES!"

[Kokushi]

@AtomicNut I could see that happened, Lyn just minding her own business sippin on her fruity ass sprite beverage and BOOM.. Here have a martini... XP

@Foster And how would she do that? Use her feminine wiles instead of staying sharp and stabbing government officials in the face? lol

[Massasauga]

@Massasauga For the sake of starting to group together is it alright if Miro goes to practice parkour (and screw up a landing and hit a van) in the junkyard Joy is as a coincidence?

@AtomicNut

Boy, that sounds like a hostage situation waiting to happen.

[Obscene Symphony]

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-That was supposed to be hidden?

Off-topic:
BTW, you're being cleared to post for the Namiens in RC on the 28th just as soon as you figure out what sort of ex-soviet helicopter they're using.

Back on topic:
I should probably get an app up "soon".
-Anyone else want to be a seeker?

The sound of Foster's RPs as of the now:
Combination of Nyan-Nayn, Cheeki Breeki, and Animus Vox.

@Foster

Vas ist das

[Foster]

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Vas ist das

@Obscene Symphony

You mean, what is combination of Nyan-Nayn, Cheeki Breeki, and Animus Vox?

What happens when college kids buy a working tank IRL

[MinervianGrey]

Alright, TAKE TWO!
This better?

Minerva

"Name: Minerva ????

Sex: Female

Age: ?? Definitely mid-teens

Experiment Tier: Test Subject

Enhanced Trait 1:
Superconducting Fibrification of Neural Dendrites

Increase speed and load of neural pathways in sensory cortexes, leading to better processing and handling of sensory data, sharp contrast between uneffected areas of memory and decision making.

Enhanced Trait 1 Downside:
Damage to hippocampus and amygdala.

Subject's long term memory from before the testing is nonexistant.
Possible, certainly unconfirmed, split 'personality' developed to cope with data rift.
Increase risk of Parkinson's Disease by late 20's.

Enhanced Trait 2:
Increased Sensitivity and Capacity of All Sensory Nerves and Apparatus

50% increase in visual acuity, as well as considerable vision in dark environments, and slight thermal vision if Subject can focus enough.
50% increase in auditory acuity, better range and clarity
50% increase in olfactory acuity, scents more identifiable at increased distances
50% increase in tactile acuity, finer detail in touch, more sensitive to movement and heavier vibration like marching, tank treads, and even muffled speech through doors.

Enhanced Trait 2 Downside:
Unexpected side effects and over-sensitivity

Cartilage and secondary tendons related to the inherent ability to make sound were destroyed as an unintended side effect of chemical testing. Subject is rendered mute.
Natural skin and eye pigment have been destroyed as a result of testing.
Drastic, sudden increase in environmental lighting may severely damage retina.
Drastic, sudden increase in decibels of surroundings may cause severe damage to auditory capability.
Undesirable odors are more pungent to Subject.
Increased sense of taste has developed into a dislike for most foods.

Faction: NARVA

Appearance:
5'0" at ???lbs
Minerva has a pale complexion, with no defined blemishes, not even so much as an unwanted wrinkle. Her hair is often referred to by the younger girls as 'beautiful' or 'shiny', even 'immaculate', and 'really brings out your eyes'. Yes, they refer to her eyes, the fact they have no pigment, making them alluring to little kids and cringe-worthy to most adults. She often chooses to dress herself in her jumpsuit to hide most of her skin, her paleness distasteful to her own eyes, and to help hide her heavily repressed fear of public nudity.

Clothing:
Minerva wears a black, one-piece jumpsuit that is held together by a well hidden zipper along the spine of her back. The gloves are removable, as well as a hair and face guard that stretch up and over their respective areas and are stored in the neck. The jumpsuit is specifically designed for high mobility activity in an urban setting, the joints padded lightly and the majority of the limbs padded even lighter. The torso is covered by an ever so slightly thicker padding wrapped in an almost unnoticeable layer of knife-resistant mesh. The suit is, to some, noticeably form-fitting, acting almost as a second layer of skin. Unbeknownst to the vast majority of people in the underground, Minerva keeps most of the internal straps, especially around the joints, tight, further adding to its formliness.

Personality:
Minerva is an introvert, no way around it due to her lack of speech. This does, however, make her a good listener, and her shoulder seems to be a silently agreed good place to cry. She is incredibly protective of the younger girls, and only joined NARVA to fund her little solo campaign against the government. The rift of speed and data in her brain has caused her higher brain functions to 'separate' themselves from other parts. Her body, under severe stresses, may react without her conscious decision, often leading to let than desirable results and sleepless nights. Often times she will pull more data from her environment than she can handle at once, leading to moments of either panicked looks or deep thought or even mild shock.

Weapons:
10mm SQ-05 "Smart" Pistol
Optional suppressor latched to right side of barrel.
Tactical flashlight underbarrel built in, extending from trigger guard.
Left side of the barrel is a 'nerve center' that identifies acquired targets down range and will 'jerk' the operator's aim to meet targets. Unable to compensate completely unless SQ-05-2 "Smart" Bullets are loaded. Standard 10mm amunition compatible.
"Smart" bullets seek out humanoid targets and aim for vital hits (head, heart, etc.), normally equipped for avoiding certain IFF tags in friendly humanoids, often implanted in military troops and authorized SWAT teams.

SQ-04 "Long Lance" .308 sniper rifle
Bipod underbarrel. Range and trajectory in HUD of the scope, as well as estimated outline of targets.
Optional suppressor attachment.

Equipment:
Minerva carries nothing more than a single spare set of ammunition for her firearms and only one magazine of SQ-05-2 "Smart" Bullets on her person at any time. She relies on NARVA's goodwill and her private stashed supplies to keep her fed and watered and supply her with further ammunition. Due to this system she has become very thrifty with her ammunition and very accurate.

Bio:
Minerva can recall nothing of her life before waking up in the laboratory during the escape. The life she has lived since, however, hasn't been kind.
Minerva escorted groups of the younger, mostly unmodified, test subjects towards the narrowing opportunities of escape, in her last trip she ultimately separated from her group of precious ducklings in attempt to buy time for them to escape. She led a team of special forces sent specifically to eliminate select girls whose modifications would make them difficult to deal with if they managed to escape into the older midtown.
Minerva appreciated the squad's overestimation of her of abilities, their inatentiveness to their rear squadmate's ability to breath, their talkative attitude about their mission, and their rear squadmate's sidearm. Needless to say, Minerva got away with both her new name and a new weapon due to their incompetence, if only she were always so lucky. For nearly a month afterward she spent all her time alone, or among the clean corpses of the original, less organized search parties sent to sweep the outer city in search of GMGs.
As things settled into a more 'public eyes denied' stance from the government, Minerva found herself increasingly outclassed as a lone girls fighting for the freedom for those who couldn't (yada yada yada), and joined NARVA, providing her with intel, ammo, and clear objectives. But working in teams, developing bonds -even with the noncombatant girls- was too hard. Part of it was her overprotectiveness of those she cared about, the rest was simply her occasionally rage-incuding inability to speak.
Regardless, she learned the honestly impressive scope of where GMGs could hide or resupply, and learned a few faces. Apparently, most of NARVA knew of her as well. She wasn't famous, certainly no figurehead of anti-GMG propaganda like The Fist, by she was known by the growing efforts of both sides of the conflict. Minerva had mixed feelings about that.
The next few months brewed almost everything short of a house-to-house search by the nation's armed forces in the ghettos and slums, major intersections becoming identity checkpoints, public water spouts under surveillance, and, more relevant to Minerva, sniper cover in predetermined locations for moving less armored units such as SWAT or VIPs.
NARVA supplied her with intel on the positions, she took care of them.
Due to this common knowledge track record and her reserved attitude towards most people, Minerva is mostly seen as an 'all-work-no-play' figure amongst her equals.

Believe me, I of all people know this isn't perfect (especially the whole exposition dump in the bio), and am more than willing to take suggestions or even a revision if need be.

<3 Hope you like it!

[Massasauga]

Just gonna put this here because at least three of us know its relevancy.

Yes, I have been watching these videos for the last two days. Yes, I will show them to my friends. Yes, I will watch them over and over. No, I will not quit.

As far as the parkour thing, I don't mind getting involved with the group but such a circumstance may not make Joy easily go "Okay, I'll go with you".

[AtomicNut]

Just gonna put this here because at least three of us know its relevancy.

Yes, I have been watching these videos for the last two days. Yes, I will show them to my friends. Yes, I will watch them over and over. No, I will not quit.

As far as the parkour thing, I don't mind getting involved with the group but such a circumstance may not make Joy easily go "Okay, I'll go with you".

@Massasauga

Couple of choco bars oughta help with that. Or Miro's comical sprawled position after fucking up a landing.

Edit: @Kokushi what about meeting Joslyn instead?

[Foster]

As far as the parkour thing, I don't mind getting involved with the group but such a circumstance may not make Joy easily go "Okay, I'll go with you".

@Massasauga

...

"Challenge accepted."

edit: Is my character sheet accepted as-is, or do I need to write a lengthy novella-backstory for a character that has 50/50 chance of getting his spine snapped in half within 30 posts?
(The other half of possibilities are crazy-awesome, though)

[Kokushi]

>Sneaks into the forum OCC and looks around before diving under a blanket, a small knife in her hand as she peers at everyone<
Yo, lets go have some beer... when @Cherry_Shield says we can have our bar I mean.

[Foster]

*has already sort-of done an outline of the first 3 posts*

@Kokushi
Collab over PM so it gets posted as one big thing?

[AtomicNut]

Wait, what? I am lost.

[Kokushi]

@Foster If that is something you would like to do, sure. We can do it so you post half and I post half.

@AtomicNut What are you confused about?