GAME: Crush A Wish

[Vesuvius00]

Granted. You now know everyone in your school's secrets. Everyone finds out and won't stop pestering you for gossip and things to use to blackmail others with, and everyone now believes you are a stalker.

I wish I could finally get the dead body smell out of the basement

[Shorticus]

Granted. You get this urge to take the source of the smell and drop it off in front of the police station. That was probably a bad idea.

I wish for pimples to suddenly grow inside my friend's nose because he's a fat jerk.

[Mardox]

Granted but those pimples turn out to be tumors. Congrats on giving your friend cancer.

I wish I could freeze time and unfreeze time at will.

[NorthernGR]

Granted, but you are completely unable to move while time is frozen.

I wish for the power to make 100 dollor bills out of 1 dollar bills.

[Shiny Keldeo]

Granted. Enjoy life in prison for your illegal counterfeiting ring. You had a good gig going, taking those dollar bills and printing over them to make them look like 100 dollar bills.

I wish for this poor genie to finally be free from this cursed game.

[Shorticus]

Granted, but the U.S. collapses and suddenly money is worth nothing.

I wish I were as cool as He Man.

Ninja'd. Moving on.

[Vesuvius00]

granted. the genie comes back because the genie likes this cursed game.

I wish I could get away with the perfect murder and never get caught. So I can admit to the world on my deathbed that it was I who killed [REDACTED].

[Duthguy]

Granted, but [REDACTED] haunts you for the rest of your life.

I wish that I had magic powers

[Sugar and Spite]

Granted. But the only magic power hat you have is the ability to fart rainbows.

I wish I didn't have to take this test.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Granted: Now you have to take other tests for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a potato c:

[Sugar and Spite]

I officially hate you.

_{JK clock, you're amazing.}

Granted. But it's explosive.

[SleepingSilence]

You wish wasn't granted because no wish was posted. :P

I wish for a free endless supply of duct tape. :3

[Shiny Keldeo]

Granted, however, there was a bit of a mixup. A loud truck drove by just as you made the wish, and the Genie heard "I wish for a free endless supply of ducks taped." You now have an infinite supply of taped up ducks, good luck with PETA bud.

I wish I was my avatar, in its respective show, and that the show was real. Also that Legendary and Mythical Pokemon are by law unable to be captured now.

[Vesuvius00]

granted. You die in a fight with another, much weaker pokemon, just because you forgot to heal from a previous battle.

I wish for the ability to multitask.

[SleepingSilence]

Wish granted you can now multitask but only one very specific thing being able walk and chew bubble gum at the same time. So you can do that now at least...

I wish daylight savings time no longer existed.

[Shorticus]

Granted. Daylight no longer exists.

I wish I had a sweet hat.

[Vesuvius00]

Granted. You now have a hat made out of sugar. Good luck defending it from all the animals/people who want to eat it.

I wish I actually understood chemistry

[Mardox]

Granted but you then wind up in the past through a little chemical experimentation in the style of HPL. The peasants believe you are a witch after you use your knowledge to help others. Good luck.

I wish people were more tolerant of one another.

[Wade Wilson]

Granted. Now you're living in a completely boring life where everyone gets along, kinda like the Leave It to the Saints level in Saint's Row 4.

I wish to be living in Saint's Row 4's Steelport simulation, able to wake up on the ship whenever I want and be completely safe.

[Shiny Keldeo]

Granted, however, you didn't account for the fact that it was a video game, and the one playing it turned off the game while it was saving, corrupting the data. Do you KNOW how it feels to be corrupted like that? It's not a pleasant experience.

I wish the Phlogistinator in TF2 would get some buffs, it's a severely underpowered weapon! _{(Said No One Ever...)}