[OOC] A Hostile Galaxy [Science Fiction Civilization Political Simulator]

[LordZell]

CIVILIZATION NAME: Zellox Empire

CHARACTERISTIC 1 Adaptive: We are well adapted to survival in all corners of the galaxy. [May colonize ANY planet type

CHARACTERISTIC 2 Worldeaters: We take what we want, and that is all. [Does not build buildings. Planets generate +20 Labor for 10 turns. Then 0 after that.]

GOVERNMENT NAME: Monarchy

10 RANDOM CITIZEN NAMES (First & Last if Plausible):
Zena
Zellos
Zello
Zek
Zelk
Zev
Zen
Zew
Zeb
Zes

HOMEWORLD: Zell

SUBSEQUENT COLONIES: ([i]Requires Spacefaring Characteristic[/b])
None

CIVILIZATION DESCRIPTION: The Zellox as they are called by their slaves, Though in their own tongue they are called Zellions. The Zellions are the most intelligent species on their Planet and are the only ones capable of living on land without masks. The Zellox realizing they were capable of this quickly took advantage of their lesser species and began to live above ground while ruling their underlings as slaves. It took a long time till all of Zell to be united under the Zellox Prime and quickly after being united they began to take as much as possible for themselves, it wasn't until most of it was gone that they looked to the stars and knew they would need more. They may even find more useful slaves.

Early sheet of my civ. May flesh out later.

[rush99999]

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I see you orcs are very adept at diplomacy.

@ClocktowerEchos

As adept as you are at double posting.

[Shorticus]

@Theodorable Out of curiosity, should we expect events not caused by the players (such as anomalies floating through space or independent species) to impact us during the course of the roleplay?

(That's generally how I play Civ, mind my own business until a city-state takes out a hit on other city-state or someone doesn't like me, once relations break down I attack whoever I don't get along with and nuke ruthlessly.)

@Mardox

You let the game last long enough to have nukes? I will teach you the true way of war:

STEP ONE

Play Songhai.

STEP TWO

Attack everyone.

STEP THREE

You win.

EDiT: I once did this to a friend who wanted to play wonder-rushing Egypt. He wouldn't talk to me for weeks afterward.

[Nevix]

@ShorticusHow to really play Civ (Civ V at least)

Step 1:Play Poland

Step 2:Win

[ClocktowerEchos]

@Theodorable Out of curiosity, should we expect events not caused by the players (such as anomalies floating through space or independent species) to impact us during the course of the roleplay?

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You let the game last long enough to have nukes? I will teach you the true way of war:

STEP ONE

Play Songhai.

STEP TWO

Attack everyone.

STEP THREE

You win.

EDiT: I once did this to a friend who wanted to play wonder-rushing Egypt. He wouldn't talk to me for weeks afterward.

@Shorticus

Or get ur face rekt in by the Huns. Or the Mongols. Or the Aztecs. Or Zuluman. Or Rome. Or Morocco (I shit you not, I once saw a game where they wiped out almost half of all the other civs before chilling the fuck out, this was also on a map with very little desert tiles too).

[Shorticus]

@ShorticusHow to really play Civ (Civ V at least)

Step 1:Play Poland

Step 2:Win

@Nevix

No way, man. I had a game where I wiped out multiple Emperor (or was it Deity?) AI before the stone age was over.

And in the game vs. Egypt, I wiped out the other player with swarms of barbarians and archers while he was still working on his first spearman.

Trust me: Songhai is a powerhouse at the start of the game. It makes money every time it clears out a barbarian camp or sweeps through a city. If you're on the same continent as anyone, it's hilarious fun to rush 'em with troops you bought from barbarian camp money.

[Theodorable]

COMMENTS: NOT ACCEPTED | ACCEPTED
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- ISARI COMBINE: Application not finished.

- DA ORX LOOTAZ: Not accepted, and this is my fault, because this RP will not have any heavily referenced races/works/empires from known IP's. No Warhammer, Star Trek, etc. Please change your application if you still wish to be accepted.

- FUSO MERCANTILE EMPIRE: Looks good. Be easy on the "neko" word, thing gives me nightmares.

- VENIAN REPUBLIC: Accepted.

- THE QOL CLUSTER: Accepted.

- THE KINGDOM OF THE VAAL: Not fleshed out enough civilization description for a full fledged player nation. Please adjust.

- THE FIOLIUN EMPIRE: Accepted.

- THE NEW LEAGUE OF EMPIRES: Accepted.

- THE ZELLOX EMPIRE: Not fleshed out enough civilization description for a full fledged player nation. Please adjust.

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I believe that's everybody that applied.

Next stop. If you were ACCEPTED, please post your application in the Characters sheet.

If you weren't, feel free to adjust your application accordingly.

[rush99999]

this RP will not have any heavily referenced races/works/empires from known IP's. No Warhammer, Star Trek, etc.

@Theodorable

Reason being?

[Theodorable]

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Reason being?

@rush99999

Because it's a creative RP seeking creative and original civilizations. :)

[rush99999]

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Because it's a creative RP seeking creative and original civilizations. :)

@Theodorable

And it's for this reason that I can't be a warlike civilization of space faring orcs with terrible grammar skills?

[Theodorable]

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And it's for this reason that I can't be a warlike civilization of space faring orcs?

@rush99999

You can be a warlike civilization of anything you want, just not Orcs taken almost verbatim from Warhammer 40k.

[rush99999]

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You can be a warlike civilization of anything you want, just not Orcs taken almost verbatim from Warhammer 40k.

@Theodorable

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[ClocktowerEchos]

- FUSO MERCANTILE EMPIRE: Looks good. Be easy on the "neko" word, thing gives me nightmares.

@Theodorable

:3

[Theodorable]

If you've been accepted, send me your budgets for 2900/Turn 1 please!

[Boop_Im_A_Dragon]

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@rush99999

Sad to see you go man!

If you've been accepted, send me your budgets for 2900/Turn 1 please!

@Theodorable

NEVER!

[Theodorable]

Added the New League of Empires to the ledger. :D

[Polybius]

@Theodorable
moved to Char tab.

[Sigma]

Made some minor updates to my sheet. Adding bits of info on the members of the castes. And minor name change(Figured Uarshi Swarm is more fitting then Uarshi Collective.)

[Polybius]

Made some minor updates to my sheet. Adding bits of info on the members of the castes. And minor name change(Figured Uarshi Swarm is more fitting then Uarshi Collective.)

@Sigma

Wow. The Uarshi are horrifying. Come to think of it most things in this galaxy are...oh. It's called Hostile Galaxy. I get it. Very well. I guess if my Oomaloo are excepted I will RP a massive collapse of generations of Moral and Ethical devotion. Could be fun.

[Sigma]

@Polybius Comes with being rejected biologically-engineered weapons :P