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"Come on out, Mister Mittens," I say, calling out to the big-ass pet tarantula of the little girl on the first floor. Getting the girl and her folks to safety was easy enough, but in the middle of all the excitement, a piece of debris knocked the tarantula's terrarium out of my hands, and it broke open on the floor. I've cleared out everyone on the first floor now, except for that damn bug.

I was gonna leave it at that, but the girl started crying, and well, here I am, back in the towering inferno. Maybe raising Danielle has made me go a little soft, but I can't stand to see kids cry if I can help it.

"Niiiice, tarantula," I say gently, picking through the rubble to get to the next floor. "Gooood tarantu--oh jeezus!"

Out of nowhere, the big furry hand-like body of Mister Mittens drops down from the ceiling right onto my shoulder. My reflex is to swat the damn thing, but I stop myself just shy of splatting it, then it skitters down my back and I start to squirm. God, I hate bugs.

Before I can grab him, the tarantula scrambles off to where I can't see it.

"Get back here, you eight-legged freaky--"

There's a scream from upstairs, and I sigh.

"This ain't over, Mister Mittens," I call out. "I'm gettin' your ass before this is done."

Bounding up the stairs, I grumble to himself, wishing Spider-Man was here so he could control that thing with his spider-telepathy. He can do that, right? Or am I thinking about Ant-Man? One of the bug guys, I know that.

There's a buzz on my hip, and I see it's a text from Jessica. Not a lot of time to sit here chatting, but I always check when it's from the Missus in case it's important.

"Hey, on a case atm. Unsure how long it will be. I'll try to get home at a reasonable hour, but no promises.

And sidenote: heard of any animals demonstrating superpowers? Indulge me

Love you
PatientBean


I tap a button to go talk-to-text as I run up the stairs. "We talking like Lockjaw? You might wanna ask the Thing about something like that. Dealing with a fire right now, call you back when I'm done. Love you too."

Making it to the upper floor, the damage from the fire's a lot worse. Flames lick up the walls, the ceilings are blackened with soot and smoke...

...and speaking of smoke, why haven't I heard any smoke alarms? I told the super here that this place wasn't up to code, that they were gonna need to renovate if they wanted H4H to keep their current rates. "Second time today some cheap-ass landlord is causin' me trouble," I mutter to myself.

Going floor by floor, I kick in doors, clear the way for the FDNY to put out the blaze, and get as many people as I can to safety. Working my way to the top, I know there's only a few places I haven't checked.

"Okay, folks," I call out, "Things are gonna be okay, just stay calm and--"

Part of a wall gives way, and I see something in the blaze.

"...oh, sweet Christmas..."

The flames cast monstrous shadows against the walls, distorting his silhouette into something other. Something inhuman. To anyone watching from the street, it was a nightmare unfolding before their eyes. A fire made worse by the addition of the Vampyre.

And if any so-called hero had come to play savior tonight, they would only see one thing:

A monster in the fire.

For Michael Morbius his good deed might not have gone to waste, but it definitely wasn't going to go unpunished.


As if blood-sucking landlords weren't bad enough. Now I gotta deal with an actual damn vampire.

"Hey gruesome!" I shout out, cracking my knuckles. "You best take your hands off that lady. Or I'm gonna send your ass back to Transylvania in a bucket!"
We've got a lot of folks well past the two-week deadline, and several who seem to have gone AWOL. So as a check-up to see who's still here:

On the Chopping Block: over 2 weeks with no activity, have received a call-out already and haven't responded.

@Master Bruce
@udonoodles
@Supermaxx
@Hillan

First Call-Out: last post was over two weeks ago.
@Half Pint: 16 Days (that one is partially on me for not jumping into collaboration sooner)
@PatientBean: 20 days
@Mao Mao: 20 days
@Hound55: 20 days
@Ezekiel: 22 days

Those on the chopping block have 24 hours to respond or they'll be dropped- a post would be great, some signs of life at the minimum. Everyone else, sound off so we know you're here.
@AndyC Am I right in thinking that the fire Luke is responding to is the same as the one Morbius is responding to? I was setting things up at the end of my last one for Morbius to cross paths with any other heroes who were at the fire to see him and assume he had been feeding on the fainted woman. I'm happy to write another one in the fire either way, but I'm not sure how much I could write that isn't fluff if he's alone.


Yes, he's at the same event, just hasn't encountered the fainted woman yet. That can be Luke's next post.


Finding my way to the apartment fire isn't hard. For one thing, H4H keeps records of any business--or in this case, residential block- that hires us, meaning we've got the building's location in our GPS. And for another thing, even if I didn't have its exact location on my phone, it's simple enough to follow the sound of sirens and the big-ass cloud of smoke billowing over the Brooklyn skyline.

The place is called Spring Water Flats-- hell of an ironic name right now-- an old five-story apartment building in Red Hook. Anyone's guess how it caught fire: crossed wire somewhere, oily rags left out, a gas leak, who knows. Old buildings like this, half the shit in it isn't up to code anymore, if it ever was in the first place. Last time I patrolled this place, I told the landlord he needed to get it back in shape. Once I'm done earning my pay, I'll be sure to serve him up a plate of told-you-sos.

When I pull up to the scene, the NYPD has already got the streets blocked off, and the FDNY's got a truck parked out front, with a crew hooking a hose up to the nearest hydrant. Most of us in the cape-and-tights crowd like to swoop in all dramatic, save the day, and split before the authorities can ask any questions. When you're a professional, though, you've gotta at least pretend to follow due process.

"Luke Cage, Hero for Hire," I say as I step out of the car, showing the cops the little ID card Danny had made for us as credentials. "The people in that building are paying clients, an' I'm here to help."

One of the cops sneers. "Sorry, pal, we've already got this under control, and we don't need some spandex-wearing freak interfering in--"

The flames roar higher, and while the firefighters struggle with the blaze, I hear screams from inside.

"....ah, maybe we can let you through," a second cop says, nudging his buddy aside.

Striding past, I give the first cop a side-eye. "'Spandex-wearing freak,' my ass. This is silk, man."

Speaking of, I unbutton my nice shirt and jacket and set it down by the fire truck-- it's gonna get dirty, sure, but dirty's better than burnt.

"Hey," I call out to the fire captain. "Here to help, I'm--"

"Luke Cage, thank God," the fire captain says. Nice to see every once in a while there's someone in uniform who's happy to see me. "We could use your help. There's a couple dozen people trapped inside, and the main passageway's blocked by heavy rubble."

"Got it, move the heavy stuff," I nod. I may not have the most out-there powers, but it does at least mean I get to keep things nice and simple. "Got a map of the place? If I'm gonna start knockin' down walls, I wanna make sure I don't hit anything load-bearing."

"The walls around the elevator are reinforced concrete," he says. "Other than that, just don't hit the main corners."

"Cool," I say, taking off my shoes so I don't get them scuffed. Can't do much about the pants, though, without causing a scene. "You got a spare oxygen mask in there?"

The fire captain raises an eyebrow. "Aren't you supposed to be, like, indestructible?"

"From the outside, yeah," I say, "But a lung-full of smoke is gonna be just as bad for me as the next guy."

He nods, and gestures to the other members of his crew, who are quick to hook me up with a mask and a tank of O2.

"Here goes," I say as I tighten the oxygen mask over my face, crack my knuckles, and charge into the burning building.

Crashing through the front door, a wave of unbelievable heat washes over me. "Gahh!" I shout. Thanks to my steel-hard skin, I don't burn, but just because I don't burn doesn't mean I don't feel it. I still gotta have nerve endings and pain receptors like normal so I can do things like open a door without crushing the knob, or shake someone's hand without ripping their arm off. Which means that being on fire still feels like being on fire.

Still, ain't like I've never been on fire before. If I couldn't handle a little pain, I'd never have gotten into this hero business.

"Is anyone in here?" I call out. "We're gonna get you out!"

"Help! Helllp us!" comes a cry from what sounds like a little girl on the first floor. "We can't get out!"

"On my way," I say, shoving flaming debris aside as I make my way to the apartment door. "Take a step back from the door, sweetie, cause I'm comin' through!"

I loudly count to three, then kick the door down. Inside, there's a family of four--a girl who looks about seven, a mom and dad in their forties or so, and a grandma--but the girl is the only one still conscious. All around the little apartment, flames close in.

"Hey there," I say gently, putting on what Danny calls my 'big teddy bear' voice, trying to make sure the girl doesn't freak out at the sight of a guy my size crashing through the door, "My name's Luke. I'm a superhero, an' I'm here to get you to safety, okay?"

Wide-eyed and scared half to death, she nods.

"Okay, we're going to get you out first, then your grandma, then mom and dad," I say, holding out a hand.

"...and Mister Mittens?" she asks, pointing to the far wall.

I start to nod, thinking she means a little kitten or a puppy, or maybe her favorite stuffed animal.

But no.

On the far wall, they've got a terrarium. And inside that terrarium is the biggest damn pet tarantula I've ever seen. 'Mister Mittens' must've got his name because he looks like two grown-ass human hands wearing furry gloves.

"Oh, sweet Christmas," I mutter.

I can do fires, I can do gangsters, I can do terrorists and super-villains any day of the week.

But spiders? No. Helllll no.

"Pleeeease," she pleads, "you've gotta save Mister Mittens too!"

She looks up at me, her eyes welling up with tears, and I sigh.

"This building doesn't pay us near enough," I say as I pick up the girl in one arm, the terrarium in the other, and get to work.

Two down, about twenty more to go. And not much time left to get the rest of them....
Might as well throw my hat in the ring.



Upon GM review and a unanimous decision, Moon Knight is APPROVED.

Going to get things moving with the apartment fire event this evening.
Checking in, since the starting events have both been up for a hot minute. Still waiting on a first post from some folks.


Since IC is up, we've decided that as long as the decision is unanimous, we can forego the 24-hour wait. So with three thumbs-up, Iron Fist is APPROVED


"Y'know, Mister Cranston, I can't help but feel like at least some of this is on me," I say, feeling the man's leg wriggling in my outstretched arm.

"Christ, I-I-I didn't do nothin'!" the fat balding man in a suit way too expensive for him blubbers, the blood rushing to his head turning his face red as he dangles upside-down in my grip. Ten stories below him, a shiny new Rolls catches a sunbeam and gleams brightly. "I was j-just followin' our contract!"

"Uh-huh," I sneer. "Then maybe you wanna tell me why I got a call from little old Missus Thompson in Apartment 22D? Sweet old lady from the sound of it, says she's retired, livin' on a fixed income, tryin' to take care of her grandkids. She calls me just about ready to burst into tears, askin' me where the hell I get off callin' myself a hero while drainin' good people of money they can't afford to lose."

"B-b-but you're a Hero for Hire," the landlord protests, "Everybody knows you d-don't work f-f-for free!"

"That's right," I nod, "Everyone knows we're no charity. I get those sorta calls all the time, wonderin' why my associates an' I charge a reasonable rate for our services, when people like Iron Man do what they do for free. I told her the same thing I tell everyone: we're not Tony Stark. We don't have unlimited money to cover damages, medical bills, legal fees, all that. So we ask for a reasonable, affordable rate so we can continue to offer premium protection to all our clients."

Mister Cranston nods. "S-s-so what's--"

"Missus Thompson doesn't accept that, though," I cut him off, "Tells me she's gonna lose her home, that she an' her sweet little grandkids are gonna be out on the street 'cause that fee's too much for her. Apparently other folks in this building are sayin' the same thing, too. Now the word is goin' round that Heroes for Hire is a shake-down operation, just another protection racket like all the punk-ass gangs we run off."

Mister Cranston can see how unhappy I am, and he's starting to sweat.

"All that raised my eyebrow. So I asked Missus Thompson how much she's paying."

"Three hundred a m-month, j-just like we agreed on!"

"Three hundred a month for the whole building, asshole," I correct him. "You got at least four hundred, four-fifty people livin' here. So each individual tenant would be payin' less than a dollar apiece. See, we protect a lot of buildings in this neighborhood, an' the idea is we sell more for less. By keepin' our rates low, we get more folks willin' to do business. So we get to cover all our expenses an' make a comfortable living, while the people livin' in buildings like this get top-shelf heroics for less than a cup of coffee."

My grip on the man's ankle tightens a little. Not enough to actually hurt him, just enough to let him know I'm not happy.

"Unless," I say, "some greedy-ass landlord looks on the Heroes for Hire website, sees that we've got a Neighborhood Rate that just says $300 a month, an' decides to start charging $300 per tenant. So y'know what? That part's on me. I shoulda been more specific. My bad."

"Y-yeah, it was j-j-just a m-misunderstanding!" he pleads.

"I thought that," I nod, "Give you the benefit of the doubt. But I looked in our records, found your payment history. You've been givin' us the correct amount, the $300 for the building. So where's the rest of that money goin', Mister Cranston?"

I glance over the ledge of the building, and looking at the Rolls parked in his reserved spot, I give a low whistle.

"That's one nice set of wheels, man," I say. "Looks pretty new, too. Same with that suit you're wearin', an' that watch on your wrist."

I let my grip slip just a little bit, enough to let him drop maybe a half-inch before I catch him again.

"Oh God!" Cranston cries. "I-I'm sorry, okay, I'm sorry!"

"Damn right, you're sorry," I say, casually carrying him back from the ledge and dumping him on the rooftop. "An' your sorry ass is gonna make this right. You're gonna give back every single cent you've been skimmin' off these people. You're gonna apologize, in person, to every tenant in this building, and then maybe I don't press charges against you for defaming the business I bust my ass to maintain. An' that's if your tenants don't take your ass to court first."

"Y-you can't j-just--"

My phone buzzes, and I put up a hand to silence the pudgy landlord.

"Cage here," I answer. "Uh-huh.....right. We got anyone in Lower Manhattan right now?....uh-huh....well, see if we can get someone in the area. I'll send for the car an' make my way to Brooklyn; that block's got paying clients. Be there in five."

I end the call, and shrug.

"I got work to do, Mister Cranston," I say as I walk past him towards the stairs. "You got til the end of the week to make this right, or we're gonna have a few more words."
Detached Gwen from her 'here to recruit you to an interdimensional war' introduction that's usual for her among a few other changes I feel work for the rp. Hope this works as an idea.



It's been 24 Hours, and the GMs have discussed it. Ghost Spider is APPROVED.

Now to get to work on actually posting.
Detached Gwen from her 'here to recruit you to an interdimensional war' introduction that's usual for her among a few other changes I feel work for the rp. Hope this works as an idea.



While actively doing multiverse plots is well outside the scope of this game, we never explicitly said "no multiverse characters," and from your app it looks like that isn't going to be a main plot focus for Gwen. As long as it's understood that the interdimensional stuff is just how she got here rather than the main thing she's doing, I think it'll pass muster.
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