BangoSkank

Regarding Halflings and their Status in Star Wars Canon

Gary Stu, the wee little billion trillion midichlorian, Jedi Master, crack shot, witty ranconteur and dashing rogue, with a heart of gold. Also all the hot aliens want to have the sex with him.

OC, please do not copy.

Also he's like dragonborn or something. Some kind of mysterious space druid, humanalien dealie. Very impressive. One of a kind. An anomaly. When he was born everyone felt a great disturbance in the force, as though billions of voices had just cried out in awe.

Wh40k: One Step Beyond - A Rogue Trader Adventure (Closed)

Roald leaned in to the Squat.

"I'd know dat look anywhere big feller. Yer t'inkin' bout dat Sauerabfel Pie I was tellin ye about afore this all kicked off, aintcha?"

Seeing the Squat check his weapons the Ratling mimed doing the same. Pretending to look down the barrel of his las-pistol while, of course, ensuring he didn't actually. No sense in lasering yourself.

"Us wee folk oughta stick together, is what I always say. Somes a us is more wee-er than others but still. We keep each other's alive and I'll help make sure'n you get dat Sauerabfel Pie ye wan so damn much. I'll even remind 'em ta hook ye up with dat biiiig ol' slice a cheese."

Roald nodded to himself, assuming an offer so generous must surely be appreciated and agreed to, and visually scanned the room for a weapon he might use. Perhaps a fallen troopers Las Rifle he could strap to himself and use like one a them big humies used a Gatling gun. Maybe a shotgun if he didn't mind knocking himself out every time he fired it. He did kinda mind that though. Probably better to stick with the Las Rifle.

Regarding Halflings and their Status in Star Wars Canon

My dreams need no longer be dreams.

Hallelujah

I have no memory of this place

Someone say hobbits?

Arena Chat Thread

I think my Arena fight is the only current one, and it's equal parts combat and fuck around saying stupid shit. My opponent @Sniblet has been fun to write with though and it would be cool to see @BrokenPromise s character now, years later.

What shows/movies are you watching?

I enjoyed the series as a whole but haven't seen it since it came out.

I'm definitely not one of those "I watch the Extended Edition Trilogy in it's Entirety Every Year" types.

I mostly just remember loving the Hobbitses and Gimli and Legolas. That one ugly ass Orc. The Ents. The octopus critter when they go in the mines. The Balrog. and then it pretty much cuts straight to that one biiiiiiiig as battle in my brain.

I kind of want to watch them again now. For that and for the fuck my life gorgeous visuals of New Zealand.

What kind of RP mood are you in?

Self-Congratulatory

I actually posted in all the RPs I've been neglecting lately.

Good job me. Now maybe don't neglect them again and you won't have so much catching up to do.