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Check the file type and then just refresh maybe
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worse statuses have been posted
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Sometimes I forget you were ever fucking on this site at all and it gives me whiplash
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I invented necromancy and the windmill. I beat the sun in a poker match during the summer of 1273 and God hasn't felt the same since.


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For an indeterminate length of time, Ryder had been monitoring everything that was of any consequence in this hell they called a lab. What was allegedly just a medium to low-level psychic was actually far, far more powerful than she had been given credit for. She played a good undersell, not a single scientist or researcher expected she was any stronger than what they observed. And so, she had the run of the entire facility. Ryder heard the conversations recorded by security systems, she saw the logs that determined which personnel were in rotation, and she knew who would and wouldn’t be present at any given point. After all, what kind of scientific research facility wouldn’t write down every little thing?

Like bricks in a wall, she slowly constructed her plan. Trawling the wires and processors of every computer in the building for every possible weakness, and leaving no trace of her intrusion. Ryder’s espionage had been going fine. There were tiny holes in the security that made things vulnerable, like micro-fractures in a window that made it all the more brittle. One day, though, something different made itself known. Not a machine, not the minds of the researchers or her “keepers.” No, this was something very interesting. Mentally, it was like a lighthouse in a layer of fog. A ripple in otherwise still waters that ran deeper than realized.

Jean was her name. She made a phone call to someone, and Ryder could hear every word. Someone was on their way to Umbra, and they’d arrive in a short while.

Perfect.

She waited for years, she could wait just a little longer.




In a veritable explosion of psychic energy, the lab lost itself like a drunken fool. Security systems spasmed, doors went haywire, even the lights flickered and blew open in showers of sparks. Every now and then, a single security camera would be released from the chaos for a second at a time. That would be Ryder’s doing, so she could mentally check in on the chaos. She ran down the cold hallways of Umbra’s levels, and willed a door to slam shut behind her. Ryder knew every inch of every room in this building with near photographic accuracy, so she reached out into the darkness of the room and just knew the weapons were here, and the ammunition there. Everything was hers to exploit.

Knowing better than to go back the way she came, an air vent was telekinetically crushed into a ball, and Ryder floated up, held her breath, and crawled to the next step. While deep in their computers, Ryder had memorized the pathways of the HVAC system. If she took this vent, went up and down the next three and took a left, she could release an elevator and crawl down the empty shaft. She did just that, making sure the fire suppression system throughout the building wouldn’t stop doing its job for the next few minutes. Just to spite them.




Fresh air was a strange thing to Ryder. It was foreign.

The lab was in chaos of the highest order. It stood behind her while she stared out into the open world. Green trees, a blue sky and white clouds. Of course she knew this was waiting for her, but being present in the real world… It was a shock. Her scheming had paid off. She could pick a direction and never look back. All she had to do was-

"Hi. Do you want to tell me why you're running from this place?"

Ryder practically jumped out of her skin at the sound of someone creeping up behind her. She spun around and pointed the gun straight at the… Guard? No. He wasn’t a guard. In fact, he wasn’t even armed. Then it hit Ryder that this guy was one of the visitors. He had some strange visor over his face. She didn’t recognize what kind of device that was and assumed it was just some weird pair of sunglasses. At least he didn’t have a gun like her.

”That doesn’t concern, big guy. Turn around, walk away, and forget you saw me. Do that and I won’t blow your fucking head off.” The gun’s safety was off, and the barrel was pointed directly at Scott’s center mass. Spite and self preservation were written all over her face.

Leah Jordan

Location: Framework
Skills: Battlefield Manipulation
Today’s Fit





The fact that the Felsic Thickness went down at all was a surprise to Leah. She was about to shout somethi jg along the lines of, “Are you not entertained?!” towards the simulated heavens for Usagi to bask in their glory. Except, she was until Arcade swooped in and chanted a cheat code- She fucking knew he jacked more than Mario Kart into this fucking rig. The corpse of the Scoria Skank swallowed him while and suddenly Arcade was Ganon. And Arcade Ganon blasted Leah like a glass bottle in some old ass shooter game’s tutorial. She went back flying and hit the ground palms-first. Leah’s legs went over top and she performed a handspring to her feet. She hit the ground rather forcefully, rocks crunched underneath her. Arcade was clearly a tricky fighter. He waited for his moment and took it- Credit where it’s due, that was smart.

But now he was the bad guy here, and Leah had to wonder what the chances were that he could ambulate something that big, even with his techno wizardry. Could Zari just will her brain to instinctually know how a different body functioned? Leah just went through a werewolf moment and she definitely didn’t feel comfortable in that skin. And Arcade wasn’t Zari. So… Leah slammed the ground with her fists, and a tremor split split open underneath Arcade Ganon. Rocks cracked and fractured, until a miniature canyon yawned into existence beneath his feet. Leah watched him fall like a 747 with a broken wing. Perfect.

”Throw everything at him!!!” Leah shouted, running up to rejoin the rest of the group, already forming her next move in her mind.



Jack Hawthorne

Location: Limbo
Skills: Extra-planar Navigation
Spells:
Outfit




There was nothing righteous and noble about the path Jack walked. Nor was there an inherent evil in what he did. At heart, he was an extra-dimensional explorer. He wrote down stories untold in places where the horizon did not reach. He traveled planets and dimensions that mortals were not meant to know the names of, and Jack has seen many who could not protect themselves. When it was worth doing, he stopped to aid others- Beings both humanoid and not remotely similar to life as he knew it, from flesh and bone to thoughts made manifests.

These antics brought Jack a semblance of gratification, but they were just that. Antics, which were not something he felt there was any calling to be found in. The truth of the matter was that Jack rarely cared about the world’s people as a whole. It was a wonderful cauldron of infinite creation, a boundless ocean in which life could never truly die. And yet, even as far as countless trillions of lightyears away from mankind’s known worlds, Jack scarcely met a soul he could connect with. He rarely ever manages to bring himself to care about most people, because there was so little warmth there that the stone had no blood to give.

”I have never been a very profound protector, Ororo. The places I’ve been to may have been endangered from time to time, but I am not an Avenger, or… An X-Man. The universe has never called out to me in all the years I spent exploring it. I’ve never known my presence to be needed by others.”

Perhaps there was an irony in that. Wandering different universes and all the worlds between, only to feel lonely in the lack of human connection. Did apathy make a man like Jack Hawthorne evil? Did that pit him against the side of Life? Or was his detachment the very thing that warranted the title of Sorcerer Supreme?

”I could never live up to the example that all of you set. It may be true that dwelling on what might have been is unwise, but I fear that now, some cosmic force has elected to turn what might have been into what will be. I can only imagine that this is how Steven felt, when this cloak first fell upon his shoulders.”




Katrina got the point Osric was making. She could take a hint- Quit bitching and fear the patient man's wrath. Revna was surely used to it, being the closest thing to company for the jagged woman, but these two weren't. When Osric tossed the holy weapon at her feet, Katrina stepped back with a sort of quickness that suggested she was either averse to it or expected Osric to try something from the start. Possibly both. The monk clearly had some bark under there, at the very least. She didn't care for his apology, nor did she take the snap of his personally enough to warrant one. "Whatever you say, Osric." Katrina waited until the monk walked off to bend down and pick up the dagger. Even through her leather gloves, Katrina could feel a discomforting warmth bleed through to her skin, like sticking her hand over a funeral pyre. She held it with no reverence of any kind, and haphazardly dropped it into Revna's free hand. "Thank the Order," She remarked.

Sage's fireworks didn't get nearly as much of a reaction as the child may have expected. She looked at the blue fire, watched it drift up into the air and turn Sage's skin to stars. It was only natural someone of the Order could perform magical acts. Katrina's demeanor implied she wasn't even marginally impressed. Katrina held up a hand, and closed it into a fist, pointing her index finger to the sky. Under her gloves, something upon her skin began to sting. Sage wouldn't be able to notice this, but the result was an mote of glowing fire that hovered just above Katrina's hand. It was no bigger than a coin used to pay for things in a bygone time, and burned with the vibrant color of fresh blood. It was unlikely that Sage could recognize this as demon's fire- after all, her own magic involved multicolored flames- and Katrina wasn't about to clarify for her. "People are full of surprises, even in this day and age, aren't they?" It might've been a snarky comment, but Katrina said it in such a deadpan way that it might as well have been rude.

She snuffed the flame out when she heard Osric barking at someone off in the distance, and walked over to discover they had one more person.

"What'n the devil are you shouting about over here? Mm. Another one. Well, power to him. Where were we?" She asked rhetorically, going over to aid Osric in packing things up inside the wagon as she noticed him doing. "Roads past the mountain are safer under daylight. We get past them, there's a place an hour after, Moonhorn Ridge. Demons wont go there- It's dead land for miles and you'd see 'em over the cliffs if they planned to ambush. Safe enough first night on the way," She shared this insight with Osric and the new kid, because Katrina had camped there a few times. Moonhorn Ridge was worthless to anyone that didn't bring food before setting foot there, nothing would grow and thus nothing could graze. And so demons couldn't put up a stronghold of enslaved humans. Katrina was the guide, after all.

Leah Jordan

Location: Framework
Skills: Battlefield Manipulation
Today’s Fit





Fuck yeah! Ganon was starting to sink into the sand. Good enough to slow him down, but the big motherfucker likely had more tricks up his sleeves… Well, he wasn’t wearing a damn shirt, but maybe he had more tricks in that giant crater of his. Leah noticed he was starting to get stuck, but surely that alone wouldn’t be enough to immobilize the fucker. Leah, being the resident crowd controller and reshaped of playing fields, was in a position to keep immobilizing him further. ”The less he moves, the easier he is to burn down,” She said, looking over to Vicky. ”’ll keep him stuck.“

Leah swung her arm up and at an angle. The ground swelled and shot up from far enough away that it was made of solid stone and not sand. The distance made the spike crumble under its own weight before it made contact… She tried again and the same thing happened, only leaving crumbling stones on the sand with Ganon. The third, though… Leah made the third spike thicker. The type of rock she had to work with must’ve been brittle, but this time it sunk straight into Ganon’s right arm. That would make it much more difficult to swing that axe, and to get out of the sand pit or even turn around if someone were to hit him from behind.

”There, now hit him with something!”
go right ahead, thats why ive been waiting lol

once Dragonheart hits the ground shit is gonna go from zero to a hundred instantly, and someone is getting their ass beat and I don't wanna derail something else already in motion


Jack Hawthorne

Location: Limbo
Skills: Extra-planar Navigation
Spells:
Outfit




The last time Ororo and Jack said a word to each other, Jack was a scared kid with no sense of direction. Another person might consider this to be no different from the Jack of today, but the difference between them both was that now it was a strength. One with nothing to lose was free beyond measure. This was the Jack that Ororo was less familiar with. When he turned his back on her and Xavier, he felt like he didn't belong there. He didn't trust people, or feel there was anything for him there. In a way, he was right- He wasn't a mutant. They didn't care, but neither did he. Jack always struggled with relating to people. He could pour his heart out to them and commit the most profound acts of kindness the world had ever seen, but he in every group of friends he had, Jack never identified with them. Though it wasn't always for a lack of trying. During his time with the X-Men, Jack tried so very hard to belong. It was draining, and weighed him down to the point he could only feel like he lagged further behind than when he started. Ororo was like a polar opposite to Jack in that sense. She was incredibly gifted in magic just as he was, and yet she was Storm. Fitting it was, that opposites had a way of gravitating to each other.

"I can imagine that she is. Belasco caused her unspeakable pain... He will never hurt her, or anyone else again." Say it, you idiot. Tell her.

After a stretch of silence, he did.

"...I may never have the chance to say this to you again. Leaving all of you behind was selfish. You had all done so much for me, and I repaid that kindness by disappearing. I don't even remember where I went, it could have been as far as Genosha or back to the Everdark. I will never be able to make up for that." How old was he when he gave up one of the few homes he could've had? 15? 16? Some things blurred together so much that there were entire faces and voices Jack couldn't remember. He needed to get back to Ananym, Madalyn and Annika... But an old friend deserved more time. And time worked differently in Limbo. They would be fine. Jack knelt down on the grass beside Ororo, to rest. "It often... Pains me to think of what could have been. I hope that, if nothing else, you too have found peace in this place."
This may be a good time to write Dragonheart flying over actually...
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