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I invented necromancy and the windmill. I beat the sun in a poker match during the summer of 1273 and God hasn't felt the same since.


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In SPIRITUM 8 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay




This had all gone to shit way faster than it had any right to. In no time at all, Barghest was surrounded by these machines. Silje got cracked over the damn head by the mist as if it had a mind of its own. That was stupid of her, but alas, they had bigger problems. Several of the Vangar robots were still clearly in working order. And someone was clearly shooting at them- In a highly volatile pocket of mist. Vangar's forces were always causing trouble at every fucking opportunity, and Morden couldn't stop to bitch about it before the resident gunner of the squad started opening fire. Barghest had been trained for a decade to fight, until they were at they were at their limit, and then fight again. This was nothing to them, nothing to stop and gawk at. All they had to do was remember everything they learned together.

Morden let instinct and training take the wheel. In his enhanced state, this would be like a brutal fist fight for him. He dropped low and charged towards the nearest robot. It had all of its limbs relatively intact, but that blade sticking through its face was a weak spot to be exploited. Morden ran, and ran, and ran to pick up as much speed as he possibly could, and then leapt up off of the ground in a practiced motion. For other WARDENs, this tactic wasn't very common, but Morden was capable of leveraging the strength of power armor with the mobility of infantry. His body twisted upwards and his legs folded until the second before impact, when he shot them out in a flying drop kick to bury the sword deeper. His hope was that shattering the skull of that machine would immediately disable it. Or, at the very least, point out that their heads weren't an instant KO spot.

BANG!


They may be damaged, but their weaponry is an unknown. Vangar never uses machines like these to fight their battles- There could be any number of tech inside them. Someone is out there firing spells in this pocket we are all standing in. Justice! What do you see out there? It was important to maintain communication, and Gerard's psychic link spell was perfect for chaotic events like these.

Location: The Framework
Skills:
Framework Fashion





Leah was definitely not looking forward to the break coming up. Everybody would be going home, which meant Leah would be alone in the entire fucking school. Breaks didn’t actually mean anything for Leah, since the school was her home 24/7. A “break” for Leah was just relaxing in her dorm, not going anywhere else. So she didn’t care as much as anyone else did. After all, she didn’t have a family, and she didn’t want to have one. Not unless it consisted of April and Sabine. And maybe Sabine’s dog- She called him Jeans as a joke one day, and it stuck in her mind.

”I don’t really care about breaks much,” she said, bluntly. ”I stay here during those, remember?”

Leah broke off from the two of them and got changed for the tanks. These things were always a fucking nightmare on her hair, but it was worth the edge when the Baby Avengers got to enjoy all the advantages.

She loaded in, and waited for Ed’s scheme to commence.
@Estylwen

what

no the guy from worm
I see Layla's on her Eidolon arc

The Greenwood Coven.

Interactions: Their arch-nemesis.
The Halloween Festival. Cracker Island. Outside the chaos.




The plan had gone off smoothly, and all Naomi had to do was go and give the Chalice back to Sully and make sure he didn’t lose it again! She almost made it to the rooftop's edge, which meant all she had to do was make it, then she could hop to the other side



 Someone grabbed her.

No, something. It began to yank her back, and Naomi quickly stuck out her hands. The glowing webs emerged from the ground and affixed her to the rooftop by her free hand. Try as he might, Jack would be having difficulty breaking these webs - he’d probably tear Naomi’s jacket first. She glanced over her shoulder as she couldn’t get a good look at him, though she could hear him juuuuuust fine.

"That does not belong to you."
Jack(ass)


“... Yeah, I know,” Naomi rolled her eyes. “I’m trying to get it back to my homeboy; now let go of me before you fuck up my costume.”

”I don’t believe you.” He asked. ”Do you think I'll let you leave that easily? What is his name?” Jack didn’t trust this thief to just conveniently want to return it to Sully, especially when he didn’t recognize her.

“Sullivan McPherson. A member of the Greenwood Coven,” Naomi answered as she tugged against the arm, as if it was a test of its strength. “I was keeping an eye on the little toga party in case that wacko does something.”

The arm holding her had a grip like a bear trap, but it let go when she mentioned Sully. ”Like stealing from a drunken fool parading around like a child? And almost setting someone on fire for stopping her?”

“Thank you,” Naomi said, as she twisted around to see if there was any damage. “Taking the Chalice
 Ion mean to be a dick, but what business those two got ain’t none of mine.”

No damage. Jack stopped his Night Terror spell, and the shadows that obscured him vanished. ”Ken is one of us, I’m sure he just happened to have the same idea as you. How did Emily steal the Chalice from him? He can be an idiot from time to time, but I didn’t think he would let it out of his sight long enough for that.”

“No clue,” Naomi shrugged as she held the Chalice in both hands. “I just saw Emily walking off with it
 Wait, when you say ‘one of us’ you mean
”

Naomi paused.

“... You’re Sycamore, aren’t you?”

He nodded. ”Yes, I am. My name is Jack Hawthorne, do we know each other?”

“No, we do not,” Naomi began. “I’m friends with Sully, though
 And I met quite a few members of your Coven last week.”

She began to laugh.

“I hope you have more sense than that crazy bitch with th-”

James flew on the rooftop surrounded by fire like a fireball, and he pounded the rooftop, creating a burst of fire. He stood straight up as the fire dissipated



 He aimed the axe at Jack.




James ran up to the scene, stroller in hand, and someone had already confronted Emily. He had zero idea who this mothafucka’ was, but he was something straight out of a Japanese Anime! Though, given that its Emily, it was probably someone she pissed off, but far as he could tell, this had nothing to do with the Greenwood Coven. So, he saw no option other than staying out of this. Pearl, Amelia, and Autumn ran up to him
 and at this point, Naomi had swiped the Chalice out of Emily’s hand.

“Booyah!” James said, sticking his hand up for a high-five, only to get left hanging. “Aw
”

Autumn’s eyes went up to the rooftop, however


“... There’s a Purple and Red Adept up there,” Autumn noted.

“Wait
 Did Naomi get off?!” James asked as his heart skipped a beat.

“I’m not sure,” Autumn answered.

“Fuck discretion,” James said as he immediately reached inside the stroller and pulled out his axe.

“Wait, James, don’t go up there!” Amelia shouted.

“Wait, James!” Pearl said.

“James, no!” Amelia said.

And it all fell on deaf ears as he flew up to the rooftop. Autumn summoned the Apparition of Geneva Benard, and she was able to float up to the rooftop.

“Hold on,” Amelia said, wrapping her arms around Pearl and floating up to the rooftop
 Autumn could still see his aura, and as long as he was in her range, Jack wouldn’t be able to hide from her.




James aimed the axe at Jack. The right side of his body was surrounded by electricity, and the left side ignited like a torch! He grinned as he stared Jack down.

“Hey, Robert Pattinson,” James said, “Take a big step back and explain the fuck were you thinking trying to jump my girl!?”

Jack calmly turned around and looked in the direction of the burning, sparking man with an axe. ”...Who?” He didn’t seem to give much of a fuck that he was holding Shango’s axe.

“... James, no!” Pearl shouted as she was hoisted onto the rooftop by Amelia, and Autumn landed on the rooftop. Amelia released her, and she ran by his side (well, far enough away so she didn’t get electrocuted/burned). “We are not having another repeat of the situation with Alizee
” She shook her head.

His head snapped around, and looked at Amelia like she just grew a second head.

She took a step forward, then asked.

“What’s going on here? Did anyone get hurt?”

”No. No one was hurt,” he answered. ”I saw someone running away with the Chalice, and apparently we are both friends with its owner. So this was a misunderstanding.

“Yeah, he’s one of Sully’s friends,” Naomi said. “We good.”

“James,” Pearl turned to him, “Power down.”

James rolled his eyes as the fire was extinguished, and the electric dissipated. He crossed his arms as he looked at Jack. Then he walked over to him,

“Sorry for the misunderstanding, bro!” James shouted, before he stuck his hand out. “Dab me up!”

Jack had absolutely no idea what the fuck that meant. But he assumed it was some sort of handshake-advancer thing. So he rolled with it, and stuck his hand out in return, and got the most awkward dab in existence.

“
 You don’t know how to dab, do you?” James raised an eyebrow.

“Clearly he don’t, dickhead!” Naomi laughed, grabbing her stomach.

“Yes, I apologize for the misunderstanding, Sully is one of us and Emily
?” Pearl began, “She’s our sworn enemy, but allow us to introduce ourselves, I’m Pearl.”

“Naomi!”

“James,”

“Amelia
”

“Autumn,”

”Jack,” he repeated, introducing himself to the rest of them.

”Sully is one of us, as well- The Sycamore coven. What’s left of it, at least. If you are friends with him, I don’t see any reason to be suspicious of you. I apologize for almost attacking you,” he said to Naomi.

“Shit, I thought he was w-“ James tried to say before Naomi ran over to him and put a finger to his lips and whispered something into his ear. Then turned to Jack, “It’s no problem, don’t worry about it!”

”Good. Now, I have a question for all of you. What do you know about Alizee’s murder?” All Jack knew was that she was killed by bikers.

They all looked in between each other.

“
 You want the short version or the long version?” Naomi asked.

“Let me do the talking,” Pearl shook her head.

“Do the talking then, boss!” James laughed.

Jack crossed his arms. He didn’t have anywhere to be right now. ”The long version, if you wouldn’t mind.”

“Hmmm
We were at Veni Vedi Veni on our own mission to kill Judas Bennet,” Pearl began her explanation. “We had one of our friends, Jessica Rosefey, be in the club itself as a lookout. She was just at the bar.”

Pearl then shook her head, “I heard all of this second-hand, but she began acting unhinged, and when she was about to get thrown out, she walked out with Jess.”

“She probably thought Jess waa bad and was aching to-“ James joked until Naomi jabbed him with her elbow.

“That was when we stepped in, Naomi, Autumn, Amelia, and Kashmira - who you haven’t met - and myself went to confront her. The former three went first as they were far more agile than myself and Kashmira
 but by the time I got there, they were already fighting,” Pearl explained.

“That’s because she was acting batshit crazy!” Naomi said. “She squeezed Jess like a chewtoy, so I did what I had to.” Her eyes landed on Jack.

”You shot her?”

“No,” Naomi said. “But, if she didn’t back down
 I would’ve had to do something.”

“Irrelevant,” Pearl said to Naomi before she spoke to Jack. They attacked her, attempting to free our friend. After we exchanged blows, we managed to get her to back down and release Jess.”

“Don’t forget the Wolfman!” James said.

“
 And there was a Wolfman,” Pearl added.

”That would be Leon,” Jack offered. He hadn’t spoken to Leon since he came home. Maybe he should.

”Alizee was
 Sick, to put it lightly. She was adjoined to something that fed off of humans to sustain itself. And it did so through her,” he explained.

”That parasite of hers had a tendency to drive her mad, occasionally. She wouldn’t have attacked someone unless there was a reason for it, or unless she didn’t have a choice.”

“We are aware an Apparition was influencing her actions,” Pearl flatly answered.

“Well, I know Jess, and I know she wouldn’t have given Alizee a reason,” Naomi shrugged.

“Wasn’t she asking ya’ll about the Wolfpack?” James asked.

“Oh yeah!” Naomi pipped up. “Almost forgot.”

“She said that she would let Jess go if we told her what we had to do with the Wolfpack,” Amelia noted.

“Well, I had no clue who she was, and going around telling wackos that you’re trying to ice one of the city’s biggest crime lords’ is
” Naomi trailed off. “... Okay, dumb as fuck. But I stand by my decision to jump her.”

Jack thought about something, before speaking again. ”Someone called Father Wolf has been hunting us down, and murdering us. We thought it was the same Father Wolf leading the Wolfpack. Alizee must have been there because of that.”

”Unfortunately, we were wrong.”

“Hey, it happens, bro!” James said with a wide-smile. “Ruby thought one of the pet Nazis Judas has under his wing had something we wanted! So
” He laughed.

“I mean,” Naomi shrugged. “It’s a fair guess because Judas occasionally does something
 weird.”

”What?”

“Like, he usually just sells fet and smack to the baseheads around town, but occasionally they like rob a place or attack someone,” Naomi began. “... And I don’t mean like a convenience store or someone that owes them money, but like randomly roll up to Seattle and rob some artifact collector of their supply. Or attack someone who, otherwise, had nothing to do with the Wolfpack.”

“Maaaaaaaan, you’re putting too much thought into it,“ James laughed. “Judas was just some fuckin’ loser that watched too many movies. Nothing more
 nothing less.”

”He was paranormal, that alone makes almost anyone a credible threat
 Do you know what artifacts he went after? Any specific ones?”

Naomi shrugged.

“I’m not sure, but whatever he got, he didn’t keep,” She began. “Which was extraaaaaaaa weird, if you ask me. Because wouldn’t someone like him be keeping them to use or give to his biker buddies?”

”Or to someone who would consider him useful if he was passing along artifacts.” Interesting information, but not terribly useful since Judas was confirmed to be dead. Allegedly thanks to the PRA.

Plenty of people would be more than glad to put up with drug-peddling bikers if they could deal in artifacts. He’d have to talk to the others about that.

”People like Judas make many enemies. He could’ve had someone else funding the Wolfpack in exchange for artifacts. They might be powerful, but the Blind understand money more than magic.”

“Who in the world would be working with them, though?” Naomi asked. “You probably ain’t have to seen or interact with them, but they’re not
”

“They’re a buncha dumbasses!” James laughed.

“... A ‘buncha dumbasses’ that gained some remarkably powerful Abstractions,” Pearl also added.

“Yeah, that too!” Naomi noted. “They don’t fall out of the sky you know!”

“... Didn’t yo Apparition literally just pick you out of the blue?” James asked with a raised eyebrow.

Naomi was silent.

“... That’s besides the point.”

”Perhaps someone who was clever enough to manipulate Judas. Keep him in line, make sure he didn’t do or say something that went against their wishes,” he mused. ”If Judas was as stupid as you think he is, someone else may be pulling the strings.”

“I didn’t say he was stupid per se
” Naomi shrugged. “Most of his followers are, though.”

“That’s what happens when you surround yourself in baseheads!” James shouted.

“... Though, I have to admit that Shayton sticks out like a sore thumb,” Pearl noted. “Though, I think we’ve gotten off topic
 you wanted to know what exactly happened to your friend, correct?”

”Correct.”

“Okay,” Pearl said. “Where was I?”

“You’re forgetting that weird-ass kid that just walked in the middle of the fight and went “I’m lost”!” Naomi laughed. “It was kinda crazy at first, but now that I think about it, it was funny as fuuuuuuuck!” Then laughed, then James rolled his eyes.

“Okay
 after Alizee backed down and released Jess, Kashmira began healing her, and then more members of your group showed up, I didn’t quite get names
” Pearl said.

“Sully was one of them - we all know Sully - we also know Britney showed up,” Naomi said. “Then there was that one bitch that was with 8th Street. Then there was that tall MF with the beard and the hero complex!” Naomi laughed again.

“Yes
 Sully helped heal Jess, while Britney asked for an explanation and
” Pearl’s eyes landed on Naomi. “.... Then Stormy and Naomi ganged up on Alizee, and she flew off the handle and attacked both of them.”

“Hey now!” Naomi shouted, “I was only hard on her because she pissed me off with that! I mean! If I had known the Apparition was pulling the strings
.”

“... It's not important anymore; what’s done is done,” Pearl shook her head. “She attacked Stormy and then attempted to attack Naomi, but Sully pushed her out of the way and took the attack for her while Britney was trying to talk her down.”

“Broooooo! I had to keep Ruby from going down there!” James shouted with a grin, “She was ready to shove her staff directly up Alizee’s ass!”

“As much as I would love to see that
 the Wolfpack then showed up,” Pearl noted.

”You only tried to stop her, then. I see,” He’d have to ask Britney about how true this all was, some other time.

”Was there a specific reason for the Wolfpack to arrive? Were they responding to the situation?”

“I mean, there was a huge ass fight in their turf, at one of the businesses under their “protection,” that also so happened to be their favorite club,” Naomi shrugged.

“I’m not sure, but when they arrived, they asked about who killed a member of their gang named Joe Skinner and one of them asked for Alizee specifically,” Pearl explained.

“The Viking-Nazi, boul,” Naomi laughed.

“... The Viking-Nazi,” Pearl explained. “Far as I can tell, none of us killed Joe Skinner. So it was either Alizee, or someone else. The point was that they thought that someone there killed him. And they wouldn’t let anyone leave until they got an answer.”

“... Then they capped a kid and all hell broke loose,” Naomi said.

”They- Wait. There was a child there
 Did he seem aggressive? Unwilling to let anyone talk to him for more than a few minutes? Was he paranormal?” Could it be the same kid that was at the church?

“I’m not sure. I didn’t pay much attention to him, but some other girl there talked to him for a moment,” Pearl said.

“The Orange-Adept,” Autumn said. “She helped us out a bit in the fight.”

“The kid seemed a little goofy,” Naomi rolled her eyes. “But, I dunno, the one chick that was there just up and blasted him. Then that was when man’s with the beard made a shield.”

“... Then got teleported away!” James laughed.

“Then got teleported away
” Naomi rolled her eyes. “Honestly, we would have left if they didn’t grab Sully.”

“That was when Wolfman went Super Saiyan and ran off with Alizee,” James added.

”If they left, who was it that shot her?” He asked. That was the part he was most concerned with.

“I’m not fully aware of what happened,” Pearl said.

“... They came back,” James rolled his eyes. “Well, Alizee went after the bitch that held Sully hostage, and she rag-dolled him and then went after her.”

“That was Elodie,” Pearl noted. “I’m not sure what exactly happened because we were fighting for our lives there. But eventually
 Cyril Noctis of the Wolfpack shot her dead.”

“I saw it at the corner of my eye,” Naomi said. “She was trying to save that spooky testicle for some reason and walked out in the open. That was when Cyril capped her.”

Jack sighed, she died in the most disappointing way imaginable. Trying to save something that would just manifest again, she should’ve known better. ”They will be held responsible for what they’ve done,” he said. It was more of a promise to himself than to these strangers. ”As you said, what’s done is done. I hope no one else in your group was injured badly,” he assumed they were some sort of paranormal group. They all seemed to have Abstractions, after all.

”Regardless,” he continued. ”I don’t blame any of you for defending yourselves against her. Even if she wasn’t fully aware of what she was doing, which she likely was not, I would’ve done the same thing in your position.”

“She wasn’t giving us a lot of choices, sadly,” Pearl said. “I would have loved to avoid that whole situation.”

“I think we all would have!” Naomi awkwardly laughed. “Say, there’s nobody else in Sycamore that likes to kidnap people, right? Right?”

It pained Jack to have to genuinely think about that question for a moment. ”Not to my knowledge, there isn’t.”

“Then I think, from here on, there shouldn’t be any problems,” Naomi laughed.

“Yeah, we chill
 well
” James looked to the side. “... Except for our fearless leader. But, she’s more goofy than anything for-real, for-real.” He laughed.

“It’s mostly the other assholes we got problems with,” Naomi said.

“I would like to touch ground with Sycamore so we can avoid anymore incidents like that,” Pearl said. “I know Ruby does too.”

”I cannot speak for the others, but I am open to that, personally. We are not as unified as you might think,” Jack admitted.

“Sully was like ‘Sycamore kinda reformed’ and Ruby was all ‘either you’re a Coven, or you’re not’!” Naomi said, making her best impression of both Sully and Ruby. “Something I agree on, but it ain’t my place to say anything.”

“You all reformed to solve the murders, yes?” Pearl asked.

”In a way, yes. I wouldn’t call the coven “reformed,” given the state that we are in, but that is why most of us have returned.”

“Perhaps we can help each other,” Pearl suggested. “We can share information and work together, as we do not want to lose Sully no less than you do.”

“And we can party!” James shouted.

“Only if you lose the 8th Street broad!” Naomi added with a laugh.

”Emily? She is not one of us,” he assured. ”We removed her from the old coven for a reason.”

“Oh no,” Naomi said, “Eve. You know, the dusty bitch with the blonde hair. She’s one of Emily’s lapdogs.”

”You mean the other shadow magic user, aside from me, who the PRA arrested last week? Are we thinking of the same Eve? I
 Was not aware that she was working for 8th Street.”

“Well, the Eve in the strip club parking lot,” Naomi said. “She used shadow magic, and other shit.”

“I believe we are referring to the same Eve,” Pearl said.

“Weren’t a couple of former members of Sycamore in 8th?” James raised an eyebrow, asking Jack.

”Yes. Emily is one of them. I have never had many negative things to say about anyone in Sycamore, but Emily always had been, and always will be an exception to that,” he answered. ”Paige Auclair, Vasthi Nour, Lynette Dominguez
 There were quite a few who broke off from us after we fell apart.”

“Auclair
” Naomi laughed.

“That’s funny,” James said, laughing himself. “But, we’ll talk about that another time.”

“Regardless of who they are or why they joined 8th Street,” Pearl said, “They have chosen to terrorize St. Portwell under Emily G. Reed’s command. Which makes them our sworn enemy.”

Jack’s eyebrows shot up for a moment. ”Is that so? You consider yourselves responsible for this city? I’m surprised I have not heard of you, then.” He would’ve imagined Sloane or the PRA mentioning them. Though, the PRA hadn’t been around him much, and Sloane


That wasn’t likely, either.

“Sort of,” Naomi said. “They’re just assholes that like to wreck shit.”

“Our fearless leader likes to say we-” James laughed as he finger quoted. “-’Protect nature’ but that’s really just bullshit.”

“Yeah, she just wants to get high, party, and have little adventures,” Naomi chuckled. “But, hey, I guess the name Greenwood ain’t as big as we thought!” She said as she looked at her friends.

”In my defense, I only returned to Shimmer last week,” he said. ”I have missed more than a few things about my home city. But, trading information and working together would be wonderful. We don’t have many options or allies, at the moment.”

“Well, we don’t got any allies right now,” James said. “It’s hard making friends when every other faction in the city is a psychopath or a cult!”

“There’s the 317
” Naomi said.

“Well, we’re kind of cool,” James shrugged.

“I would love to make this alliance formal
 however, we must speak to Ruby and the rest of Greenwood - who aren’t here - and I presume you must bring this up to the rest of your Coven?” Pearl said.

“Tell ‘im we party hard and smoke weed, hahahaha-” James laughed before Naomi jammed an elbow into his side.

”Assuming anyone in mine would be willing to discuss this more formally. If not, I’ll see to it myself.”

“I’m certain they will,” Pearl said, before she looked back at Naomi, “We’re going to get this back to Sully before he gets worried
 I presume your friend can handle Emily?”

”He should be fine. I’ll check in on him, just in case. If he hasn’t changed any more than the rest of us, Emily won’t stand a chance. I’m sure we’ll see each other soon.”

“You want my phone number?” Pearl asked.

“Awwwww Pearl’s tryna’ get booed up,” James said, putting his shoulder on Naomi’s with a shit eating grin on his face.

“Awwww, isn’t that sweet?” Naomi put her hands together as she smiled.

Pearl rolled her eyes.

“... So we may have a line of communication,” Pearl said.

”Yes, that would help.” Jack reached into a pocket and pulled out an iPhone 5 to type the number in.

Pearl gave him her number and then nodded her head. “Ruby wants us to lay low, but when the time is right, we can meet and hopefully forget about that dreadful mess at that strip club.”

”I think we would all appreciate that,” he said, putting his phone away once he got the number. ”Until then.”

“Until then
” Pearl nodded her head as she walked over to James, whom wrapped an arm around her, and then the two of them floated off. Amelia and Autumn floated off the rooftop behind them. This left Naomi, who dug into her pocket and pulled out a blunt, “... You want it? Also don’t accept any blunts from Ruby, because she eats ass.”

”Pass. I have places to be, and that would make me teleport into a wall,” he said.

Naomi shrugged.

“Suit yourself,” She said before she took off in a sprint and lept off the rooftop. “... Until next time, Jackaboy!”

Jack teleported to the other side of the street, checked on Ken quickly, and then vanished into the night.

This festival was a waste of time.





Jack Hawthorne

Location: The Sanctum Sanctorum
Skills: Magic Combat, Magic Expertise
Spells: Star of the Abyss
Outfit




Jax- Jack could feel the cloak and Eye of Agamotto flying off of him. When he looked down, he saw Strange was alive and well again. The universe worked in mysterious ways, such a thing was not the oddest event to occur. But couldn't the universe have done this just thirty minutes sooner to spare them the trouble? Jack watched Max fly off on his own to catch up with Strange. Touching as that was, he had something to take care of. Jack floated upwards, higher into the air until he had a clear view of the entire city, end-to-end. Up here, in relative quiet, he could contemplate the last few hours.

Life was cruel. And the ways of magic were such that even with absolute power, even with an entire plane of reality under one's whim, you couldn't always break even. Someone would die, and their soul would be wilted beyond recovery. Someone could simply have their neck snapped before their companions could react. People could do everything perfectly, make absolutely zero fumbles, and save reality from being played with like wet clay. And they could still come up short. Lives were lost, all because of Ananym. What did she want in all this? He could have tried to stop her sooner, couldn't he? Jack could have check in with Ananym's young self, tried to steer her off this path and stop an entire future from unfolding.

But he didn't. He was absent.

It made him angry towards himself, and Jack didn't consider himself an angry man. So he pushed the thoughts aside and reaches out overhead. The sky above New York City darkened, as a swirling black portal manifested just underneath the cloud. Those on the ground might think a solar eclipse was happening, right before the Everdark was brought through the Veil and down onto the heads of the demons. It mixed with the inferno of Runa's magic in a display that gods would tremble at, had they not been cast out already.

A meteor shower of dark energy, casting the burning sky in hues of black and faint purple, hammered down on the legions of hellspawn. Demons were knocked out of the sky like birds hit with stones. Here in the light of the mortal world and the fire of Asgardian magic, the corrupting energy would have nowhere to go, meaning once it spread, no one would be harmed. But the demons he struck with his rain of black fire would be withered to absolute nothingness; Shriveled husks that would crumble in the fire, to be forgotten as the world kept turning.

For a moment, one could imagine that Earth was about to collide with yet another world.

Jack allowed the rift to close naturally as he drifted downwards to the Sanctum's doorstep. Once he touched the ground, the onslaught from his spell would conclude. Day would overtake again, and not a single mortal soul would be harmed. Jack walked up to where others were gathering, and met Strange with a weary smile.

"You are not the only sorcerer capable of preserving worlds, my friend." Everything would be much easier now, with him back. "What happened to you? How are you back home? We were informed that you had been killed."


Bridgewater Bank





@TheMushroomLord

Being teleported directly to the hostages meant that Tandem was treated to a sight that only Muninn would've had a chance to see from outside. And even then, the fly-by didn't truly do the scene justice. She was on the very top floor of the bank, and sure enough, there were a few dozen people huddled in one corner of what seemed to be a ruined floor for cubicles. Computers were trashed, desks, plastic partitions and fake potted plants were in a heap off to one side, and the halogen lights in the ceiling were a wreck. Some of them were spilled out across the floor, mingling with a finely scattered layer of broken glass. But Tandem's attention wouldn't be grabbed by the many office workers huddled together out of fear. The first thing she'd note would likely be the liquified puddles of silvery liquid that dotted the floor. It was like someone had spilled mercury everywhere, and it hadn't spread past a few feet in each spot.

The second thing she would notice would be the hostages quietly pleading with her to get the hell out.

"No- No! Leave! They aren't hurting us! They'll kill us if they see you!"

"You'll wake it up! He'll be back any second!"

"Please, you'll get us hurt!"

They whispered, frantically, as if something was watching them. Tandem, however, didn't have time to question them or even look around much before something stomped its way around the corner. It was no shorter than eight feel tall, and a humanoid shape. It was a construct created by Kintsugi's power, which absorbed the matter from underneath its footsteps as it came into view. Shreds of plastic plants meant to give this soulless building a semblance of personality poked out through its stony, concrete-clad form. Though it did not have a proper face, it shrieked at Tandem with a sound akin to sand in a blender. The puddles of liquid metal began to shake and ripple.

And then the construct charged forth.

@Duoya

As Keystone took stairs outside to get up higher, his power would tell him that there was a flaw in the fire escape. It was solid steel, six inches thick at every possible spot one could measure, but it had been compromised because being here on these stairs did not mean he was avoiding conflict. If he stopped and paid attention, he would note little flecks of silverly metal splattered across the railings. The higher up he went, the more of it he would see. This was, in a manner of speaking, a problem. It meant that Ironsides had managed to spread his influence across this area as well.

But something wasn't adding up here. Blackburn hadn't hit the building that long ago. It was true that they had managed to get the hostages in line alarmingly fast, but that was normal. They were Blackburn, they were professionals. Working quickly and efficiently was part of their job description. But if Keystone tried to find an exploitable flaw in the distribution of Ironsides' metal, he find nothing. Blackburn were good at what they did, but powers behaved a certain way no matter what. And ordinarily, Ironsides wasn't known to have this much influence over an area in this little amount of time...

@Mintz

Taking to the air was a wise decision for Muninn. Circling around the building, he could see through the windows well enough to get a clear, albeit two-dimensional lay of the land. At least half a dozen floors were completely whited out, their windows smeared by a silvery metal that glared against Muninn's avian eyes. Above those floors were exactly three that had been overtaken by a small horde of monsters. They were Kintsugi's work, and resembled twisted, messy works of art carved from wood by an amateur. They were hideous things, and Muninn could see that they resembled the same husks that his team saw littering the ground outside the bank. Only these were moving, where as the previous ones were dead on the ground. If he looked closely enough, he'd see a construct looking remarkably different from them on the top floor, about to flatten Tandem like a pancake!

Or, he might see the silhouette of someone moving down the stairwells at an alarming pace. As if they had somewhere to be.

@Silver Carrot@Aku the Samurai

An assault rifle lay on the floor, having clattered away towards the entrance in the heat of battle. Richter and Decree could see Shattercrash trading blows with the Blackburn member known as Ironsides. He wore an ugly costume reminiscent of patchwork metal and leather. His body rippled with layers of liquid metal, eating up the worst of Shattercrash's punches, which let off vibrant explosions of pink sparks with each swing. Ironsides was taller than her, and looked to be a bit on the heavy side. Though, it might have simply been his power beefing him up. The two were in what seemed to be a boxing match, where Shattercrash hit fast and hard, but Ironsides hit slow and hard.

Shattercrash was able to dodge his punches, and she was hitting him way more than her. But she didn't seem to be doing much damage.

"Give it up, brat!" He shouted, his voice like a watery roar. "Can't win 'em all!"

"WATCH ME!!!" Shattercrash channeled her power into both of her fists, and ducked under another one of Ironsides' swings. She jumped up and clapped him across both of his ears. The force reverberated through his "helmet" and caused him to stumble backwards. The attack shook the ground beneath Decree and Richter's feet.

Shattercrash leapt backwards towards them both as Ironsides writhed on the ground. "Get out of your head right the fuck now, Decree!" she jabbed. "You're in the big leagues now. You freeze up, you fucking die! You come in without a plan, that's one thing- But when you start, you don't stop 'til it's over!"

"Pretty sure I blew his eardrums. He's gonna be feeling that for a bit, but something's wrong here. He's too damn strong right now- His power takes time to ramp up, and he's ramped up too fucking fast for the amount of time he's had control here." She sounded calm, in the sense that all three of them were in the eye of a tornado.

"There should be a PA system around here you can try your powers on! Move your ass so I can cover you! Richter, you want to try fucking up the big guy?"

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Cracker Barrel



Jack walked down an empty street, not all that far from where he had teleported away with Sloane and Anya after seeing Drake. He could hear the distant shouting of the Toga Conga Line marching onwards. For a moment, he allowed himself to think that they might welcome him into their nonsense. It was foolish, yes, but foolish in the way that allowed friendships to grow deeper. Jack dismissed that thought as they went off further into the night, away from where he could hear. Tonight was turning out to be a lonely one. He could've gone back to the Shadowzone and entertained himself with the remnants of his house, and all the curiosities he had gathered over the decade. At least there, in the silence of an infinite darkness, he have a place that was familiar.

As Jack walked, he heard a familiar voice. Was that...

He hurried along down the corner of a street, and saw him. Kenshiro Murakin. He was back, just like everyone else. Jack had no idea that he had managed to return... And he was confronting Emily about the fucking CHALICE.

Jack walked forward, about to tear that maggot into pieces before a fucking spiderweb came out of nowhere. Alone with a blur of what he assumed was a thief who had come to steal it. He couldn't recognize that Abstraction, or whoever it was that had just fucked up royally. Jack looked back and saw Emily trying to melt Ken's face off. That wasn't going to do, so Jack made an orb of darkness in one hand. He then teleported behind Emily and her rancid apparition, throwing the orb to hit her in the back of the head. It would initially feel like getting slapped with a huge blob of super glue. The shadow orb expanded and swirled around Emily's entire head like a black tornado, completely blinding her.

His hood slipped off, revealing his face.

Kenshiro! My old friend, it has been far too long," He said, loudly, over what would no doubt be screams of the damned and screams of Emily Reed's bitching. "As much as I would love to make up for lost time, I'm afraid I have a thief to chase! Take care not to get too close to this one, here." He took a few steps backwards, grinning like a trickster at Babylon, who he hoped would recognize it as him taunting her to distract her long enough for Kenshiro to make a move. "Or the vapid excuse human she attached herself to!"

Jack made a dramatic motion with one of his arms, as if he were throw a curtain in front of himself like a stage magician. He cast a spell that adorned him in a cloak of shadows, rendering him all but invisible in the gloom of the late night.

"I will see you soon, old friend!" He exclaimed, before teleporting up to the rooftops. He saw the stranger swinging away, eyed up a spot along her path, and teleported out in front of them. The spell he cast on himself made him blend in with the darkness, like a sort of supernatural camouflage. He quickly stuck out his shadow hand, hoping he could grab the thief with a sneak attack before they had time to react and realize someone was even there.

"That does not belong to you."

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Cracker Barrel



Sloane was carrying a lot in her heart, lately. Jack was caught off guard by her sudden outburst, saying he should’ve just left her alone. Was he really being that much of a nuisance by having the nerve to care, when he could’ve simply left Sloane to wallow in her troubles? Jack liked to think that he had enough of her trust that his intentions were obvious. He just wanted to look after someone that he well and truly considered a friend.

And that was why he was grateful that he never forgot how to put on a cold face.

“My best friend is dead and I’ll never get to talk to her again, and now her husband hates me and will never talk to me again. My other best friend probably only spends time with me out of pity because she probably realizes what a mess I’d be without her. It’s so unfair to put that on her. I just weigh her down. My dad’s trying to work his way back into my life, which means he’s either working an angle or, worse, he actually just cares about me and I can’t do the same for him. I finally worked up the courage to ask the boy I liked out for a dinner date after ten years and he was murdered before I had the chance to do it. Now I can only think about how much I respected and idolized him growing up, and how much time I wasted fearing rejection, and how he’s now stashed in, in, I don’t know, in some shoebox or something in his sister’s linen closet, and I just can’t even bear to think about th—”


So, the answer to his question was, “everything.” How did he comfort her through all that? How could he? Jack wished he could, he wished he could go back to being that kid who everyone found weird, but trusted to mean business where it mattered. But here he was, a stranger among his own people, unable to do anything meaningful to help someone for which the bar was low enough to step over.

It made him feel powerless, but he couldn’t let Sloane notice that.

“While you and Anya kept everyone safe last week, I managed to get myself jerked around by 8th street and accomplished nothing. I’m starting to realize that accomplishing nothing is probably the best for everyone, because I destroy everything I touch. I lost a bunch of artifacts, including a bunch of knockoffs that I made that could absolutely devastate communities if not entire countries, and I can’t even do anything about it because I’m scared. I’m scared. I don’t know why nobody else acts like it, but I’m so fucking scared that I’m going to die like everybody I ever cared about or continue be a disappointment like everyone else.”


You kept this entire city safe for a decade, Don’t be so cruel to yourself. It’s just a twist of the knife she stuck in Jack, talking about herself like she was worthless. As if Sloan wasn’t the one who made Jack’s childhood goals into her own and made them happen. His expression was stone, weathering her harsh words like they were but more raindrops from the sky.

“It’s not just Jasper. Everybody hates me. I don’t even get it. They just hate me. They found the first excuse they could use and kicked me out as quickly as they could. Seriously, like, how did Britney, who robbed so many people of their future, who used innocents as sacrificial pawns, who, for all intents and purposes, was a war criminal, stay in longer than me? Gets welcomed back and immediately forgiven while I’m still looked at with suspicion and disdain? Is allowed to sneak behind people’s backs and make calls she has no right to make that put people’s lives in danger and not get called out for it? It’s unfair. It’s just so unfair. Not a single thing has changed. It’s all just another popularity contest. Fine. Let them hate me. I hate them all, too.”


”I don’t-“

“And that includes you. Stop pretending like you know me. Stop pretending that you care about me.”


She hated him. ”Pretending? Sloane, that is not-“

”I don’t know if you just feel guilty for abandoning us that you have to constantly hovering around like a helicopter parent, or if you’re actually just secretly a good guy, but please just stop. Hate me like everyone else. It’ll be so much easier for you. Don’t do what Anya did to herself. I don’t want to have to carry the weight of being the reason another person is made into a social pariah. I’m a curse given human form. That's just the way it is.”

“So please, Fuck off.”


There was a brief moment where the mask cracked. The corner of Jack’s mouth turned downward for a moment, and a moment of sadness flashed across his eyes. It was blinked away as quickly as it could have been spotted. Sloane didn’t want him here, she didn’t want him anywhere.

Why did he come home, if this was waiting for him?

Jack stood and there the hood of his costume over his head. ”The Sycamore Tree Coven was family to me, once. The only family I’ve ever known,” he admitted. ”Brothers and sisters all, for which I would lay down my life without a second’s hesitation. I never turned down an opportunity to aid anyone, or be there in their time of need.” Even when it rewarded him with life-changing injuries.

He turned to leave. ”And you are part of that. You always have been, Sloane. And you always will be. Remember that.”

Jack did not teleport away. Rather, he simply walked off, until he was gone from sight.

If he had left tonight, gone back to the Void to explore its deeper regions, would he be missed? If he finally got around to exploring some of those distant places he had been studying outside of Shimmmer, would Auri try to get ahold of him again? Would Anya pay a visit to his dreams?

Or would the wheels continue to turn all the same without him? Jack felt something in his chest twist into a knot. He didn’t want to leave, back when they were kids. He tried to preserve the coven, tried to push it in a better direction. But there was nothing left to save in the end.

These people were strangers now. But they were all he had left.


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Isle of Cracks



Stormy might’ve accepted their offer for a drink in return, were it not for the fact that his attention was grabbed by the Maiden acting up again. That wasn’t too surprising. His aura had been running low, and he didn’t think to renew it. Understandably, the whole table was a bit concerned. And he almost succumbed to the temptation to fold Trevor in half the wrong way at his comment. Stormy tapped his hand to his chest, and his Phantombane aura quickly renewed back to normal. The green smoke returned to visible levels. That should hopefully have a good enough effect on the Maiden that she decalamitied her mammaries. Stormy wasn’t about to let that get out of hand again.

Stormy kept an eye on the feathers and the talons sprouting from Lila’s hand. He wasn’t too worried, but he was taking the circumstance seriously regardless. If all else failed, he could offer to give Lila the aura as soon as he was able. That would be as close to it as the Maiden could possibly get. Everyone started talking about an after party, and a healer.

”Lila, I can lend you the Phantombane aura I’m using in about
 Fifteen minutes, once it wears off. I’d need your permission first, but the Maiden won’t have anywhere to go.” And it would give Lila some space between her and Stormy after this little “peace talk.”

He kept an eye on Trevor as he walked over to heal Lila. Meifeng did say not to be weird, but surely she’d understand if he flattened the little shit if he did get weird.

”If Emily does try anything,” he cut in, after Max’s offer. ”I’ll handle it. She’s an Adjoined, and I’m good at countering them better than most paranormal.” Was that a flex? Probably not, but it sounded like on- Holy shit was that fucking Kenshiro?

”Good to see you, Toad Man,” he said with a grin.

And then the others invited him to the party. Jasper
 Whispered in his ear? That was weird. But if they needed help, who was he to say no?

Oh, there goes Ken. Poof.

”Of course I will,” he answered Lila. ”I’m not sure I want to know what Emily is doing this time, or what a “toga conga line” looks like. I’m not sure I want to find out, either. I’m ready whenever you all are. I’m sure Ken can handle Emily himself. He has friends in high places, after all.”

He turned and addressed the agents gathered at the table. ”Hopefully, we won’t be running into each other too much in the near future. But still, I appreciate being able to talk without violence. Thank you for that.”
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