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15 days ago
Current I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man
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15 days ago
I’m fucking dying m.youtube.com/watch?v=dttfe… Pun intended because I needed to lighten the mood
15 days ago
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.
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15 days ago
Theoretically you could just hire a hit man to kill both your parents and then inherit their money and their house and buy a bat house and become Batman
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16 days ago
The HOA literally said that I can’t have two cars when literally everyone in the neighborhood has two cars

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I had a one night stand with your mother and now I’m your father and I don’t wanna pay child support

“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead”-Will Ferrell



Also here’s the story of my life:


Me currently:



Also me:



Anyway if you want know stuff about me here’s some thangs: well for one I fuckin love horror rps, mystery, hell I might even be down for a Scooby Doo rp,

2: I love slasher flims and horror games and I LOVE comedy shows and movies.

3: I am 29 years old yeah I know you thought I was like 14, I’m down for role playing with teenagers but not like kid teenagers well it ranges from 16 to fuckin 40 something BUT NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SMUT cuz that shits disgusting I MEAN THIS IS A WEBSITE.

Also if you disrespect my dog Cleo I will come to you house and shit in your cereal and then murder your entire family. But seriously if you talk shit about him I will completely disregard guild rules and make you wish you never came out the womb.

Also I’m very serious about rping but not so serious outside of that

AND I’m a extremely big fan of Smii7Y since he’s the fucking “goat”

Also I’m gay for Rick grimes and Andrew Lincoln BUT STRICTLY STRAIGHT

Anyway that’s all you absolute clowns

Most Recent Posts

Should my Char help your char?@gobboguy
Oh alr @gobboguy
I thought you were at your old office?
When is your character going to arrive at the base cuz I’m kinda bored rn@gobboguy
Is this active?
Is this still active?
Is my CS ok?-@ColdAtlas
TF NUMBER:47| Name: Mason Delaney|10\31st\1996|

age: 29|

History: Mason Delaney was born on Halloween 1996 In north Carolina Mother was Alisa smoak father was Terry Delaney Parents both died in a major car accident in 2001 7 dead 1 injured Mason was the sole survivor has a little sister Zoey Smoak born 1999 age: 26 I think not sure| Mason and Zoey grew up in a abusive foster home Mason ran away at 16 and lived life on the road for 3 years was accepted into the military at age 21| mason does not know where Zoey is to this day|

heavy smoker| is a expert at hand to hand combat| is very sarcastic and often cautious of people| has a iq of a little bit above average| Has a scar on right part of face because of the car accident|Drives a 1969 sliver mustang with brown interior|always has silver colt python revolver with a brown grip on person|

likes: Cigars, his car, pop rock music, pop tarts |

dislikes: people who are rude and selfish,people who say things about his car| tilts his head to the left whenever he’s about to insult or kill somebody or something| usually doesn’t wear helmet| is kind of based of crm Rick from the ones who live or just Rick generally|

appearance: https://imgur.com/a/tzXPQZq grayish blue eyes, good looking physique, caucasian ,6 foot tall. Couple of scars and things on face, bandages on face.
Is this still active or no?[@Master Crim
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