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Chronic male Member

Your father

STATUS: I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man 22 days ago
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22 days ago
Current I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man
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23 days ago
I’m fucking dying m.youtube.com/watch?v=dttfe… Pun intended because I needed to lighten the mood
23 days ago
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.
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23 days ago
Theoretically you could just hire a hit man to kill both your parents and then inherit their money and their house and buy a bat house and become Batman
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23 days ago
The HOA literally said that I can’t have two cars when literally everyone in the neighborhood has two cars

Bio

I had a one night stand with your mother and now I’m your father and I don’t wanna pay child support

“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead”-Will Ferrell



Also here’s the story of my life:


Me currently:



Also me:



Anyway if you want know stuff about me here’s some thangs: well for one I fuckin love horror rps, mystery, hell I might even be down for a Scooby Doo rp,

2: I love slasher flims and horror games and I LOVE comedy shows and movies.

3: I am 29 years old yeah I know you thought I was like 14, I’m down for role playing with teenagers but not like kid teenagers well it ranges from 16 to fuckin 40 something BUT NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SMUT cuz that shits disgusting I MEAN THIS IS A WEBSITE.

Also if you disrespect my dog Cleo I will come to you house and shit in your cereal and then murder your entire family. But seriously if you talk shit about him I will completely disregard guild rules and make you wish you never came out the womb.

Also I’m very serious about rping but not so serious outside of that

AND I’m a extremely big fan of Smii7Y since he’s the fucking “goat”

Also I’m gay for Rick grimes and Andrew Lincoln BUT STRICTLY STRAIGHT

Anyway that’s all you absolute clowns

Most Recent Posts

In //Site-57// The Appalachian Nightmare → 2 mos ago Forum: Free Roleplay
So are you going to continue it now or later just askin@gobboguy
In //Site-57// The Appalachian Nightmare → 2 mos ago Forum: Free Roleplay
So are you going to continue it now or later just askin@gobboguy
In //Site-57// The Appalachian Nightmare → 2 mos ago Forum: Free Roleplay
| Mason pulls up to the base and gets out of his car and walks towards the entrance and is greeted by the security guards and he goes to the barracks and he unpacks and puts a picture of his sister on the table next to the bed and hears a scream and tilts his head and walks towards the sound with his gun drawn looking around cautiously and he sees a black scp run through the hall and he goes up to the hall where it ran and there’s nothing there and he sees a dead body clawed up and mauled like a wolf and he aims his gun around the corner and gets tackled by something to the left of him and pistol whips it and he starts running away and he goes in a room and he barricades the door and enters another hallway and hears a growl and hides behind a wall and it seems like some of the scps have gotten out of they’re cells but not all of them and he radios the director and asks the director • Sir permission to kill scps who got out• and the director says • permission granted• and he walks towards the hallway where he heard the growl and grabs a M4 from a dead guard and mows the scp down and it doesn’t die and I read the sigh to the right of me and it says - caution this scp has a unique weakness Fire. bullets will not do damage.Caution- and he says • that’s just great• and he runs into a door and opens it and closes it and quickly grabs a bottle of alcohol and a napkin and a lighter and he opens the door and sets the bottle on fire and he smirks and throws it at the thing| to be continued.|
In //Site-57// The Appalachian Nightmare → 2 mos ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Alright but what if it’s just a dream before his first day at the base cuz I’m not going to lie that’s a little bit boring but it’s your decision I guess. I don’t mean to be rude btw@gobboguy
In //Site-57// The Appalachian Nightmare → 2 mos ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Should my Char help your char?@gobboguy
In //Site-57// The Appalachian Nightmare → 2 mos ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Oh alr @gobboguy
In //Site-57// The Appalachian Nightmare → 2 mos ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@gobboguy
In //Site-57// The Appalachian Nightmare → 2 mos ago Forum: Free Roleplay
I thought you were at your old office?
In //Site-57// The Appalachian Nightmare → 2 mos ago Forum: Free Roleplay
When is your character going to arrive at the base cuz I’m kinda bored rn@gobboguy
In Sovereign's Will: The Edge of War [Looking for new players] → 2 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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