The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.
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14 days ago
Theoretically you could just hire a hit man to kill both your parents and then inherit their money and their house and buy a bat house and become Batman
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15 days ago
The HOA literally said that I can’t have two cars when literally everyone in the neighborhood has two cars
Bio
I had a one night stand with your mother and now I’m your father and I don’t wanna pay child support
“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead”-Will Ferrell
Also here’s the story of my life:
Me currently:
Also me:
Anyway if you want know stuff about me here’s some thangs: well for one I fuckin love horror rps, mystery, hell I might even be down for a Scooby Doo rp,
2: I love slasher flims and horror games and I LOVE comedy shows and movies.
3: I am 29 years old yeah I know you thought I was like 14, I’m down for role playing with teenagers but not like kid teenagers well it ranges from 16 to fuckin 40 something BUT NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SMUT cuz that shits disgusting I MEAN THIS IS A WEBSITE.
Also if you disrespect my dog Cleo I will come to you house and shit in your cereal and then murder your entire family. But seriously if you talk shit about him I will completely disregard guild rules and make you wish you never came out the womb.
Also I’m very serious about rping but not so serious outside of that
AND I’m a extremely big fan of Smii7Y since he’s the fucking “goat”
Also I’m gay for Rick grimes and Andrew Lincoln BUT STRICTLY STRAIGHT
Personality: Rude, charming, cautious, unpredictable, intelligent, Uses Southern slang,Likes to talk a lot,doesn’t like killing people he usually avoids it, has a strong moral compass for some reason.
Background: Colt Livingston, a 26-year-old bounty hunter, hails from the quaint village of Eldergrove, nestled in the shadow of the formidable Mistwood Mountains. Born the son of a blacksmith and a herbalist, Colt was raised in an environment where craftsmanship and nature entwined. His early years were marked by a deep appreciation for the stories of valor and adventure shared by wandering merchants and seasoned warriors. Inspired by these tales, Colt developed a keen sense of justice, often dreaming of becoming a hero in his own right. When Colt turned fifteen, tragedy struck Eldergrove. A band of marauding orcs descended upon the village, leaving destruction in their wake. Killing 68 people along the with his older brother, leaving him vengeful, many fled, Colt stood firm, defending his home alongside the villagers. Though they managed to repel the invaders, the experience left a scar on his heart and ignited a fierce determination within him. He vowed to protect the innocent and hunt down those who preyed upon the weak. As he matured, Colt honed his skills in tracking and combat, training under the guidance of a reclusive ranger who recognized his potential. With a swift bow and a keen eye, he became adept at navigating the dense forests and treacherous mountains, a talent that would serve him well as a bounty hunter. His reputation began to grow as he successfully apprehended various criminals and delivered justice across the land. Currently, Colt finds himself on a pivotal journey to the sprawling country of vale,With a new bounty to fulfill—rumored to involve a cunning sorcerer who has been orchestrating chaos among the realms—Colt prepares to navigate the complexities of alliances and rivalries. Along the way, he hopes to uncover more about his own lineage and the legacy of his village, believing that understanding his past will empower him to forge a brighter future for himself and those he aims to protect. Colt Livingston is not merely a bounty hunter; he is a seeker of truth, justice, and redemption in a world teeming with danger and intrigue. His journey to vale promises to challenge his resolve and shape his destiny in ways he could never have imagined.
Talents: Expert at swordsmanship, Neutral with archery, has pretty good durability, Above average in H2H.
Flaws: Fears:Not being able to save someone, Let’s his guard down when someone’s talking about his brother.
Equipment: Iron sword with red handle, small dagger, map.
Notable possessions: Notebook with pen, clothes, armor, playing cards,
Miscellaneous: Has a Southern accent with a drawl.
I am hearby leaving this rp as I feel like I am getting attacked for my humor Letter bs character said this “ Bell and Sebastian? Who were they? He didn't know a Bell or Sebastian; they were water off a duck's back - Ignore-able and irrelevant. Good luck ish
Also you retconned my character without discussing it with me
I had a one night stand with your mother and now I’m your father and I don’t wanna pay child support
“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead”-Will Ferrell
[img]https://img.roleplayerguild.com/prod/users/049bc7d1-f615-41a3-9107-52eae921d6db.jpg[/img]
Also here’s the story of my life:
[img]https://img.roleplayerguild.com/prod/users/52f5ce9b-e81e-4a44-8a1e-e90e835dc8c0.jpg[/img]
Me currently:
[img]https://img.roleplayerguild.com/prod/users/c10c7df7-6a1d-4858-929c-6fc3cdd111d3.jpg[/img]
Also me:
[img]https://img.roleplayerguild.com/prod/users/a688a5a9-83d6-4c6f-bf3c-0bc71aa0b485.jpg[/img]
Anyway if you want know stuff about me here’s some thangs: well for one I fuckin love horror rps, mystery, hell I might even be down for a Scooby Doo rp,
2: I love slasher flims and horror games and I LOVE comedy shows and movies.
3: I am 29 years old yeah I know you thought I was like 14, I’m down for role playing with teenagers but not like kid teenagers well it ranges from 16 to fuckin 40 something BUT NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SMUT cuz that shits disgusting I MEAN THIS IS A WEBSITE.
Also if you disrespect my dog Cleo I will come to you house and shit in your cereal and then murder your entire family. But seriously if you talk shit about him I will completely disregard guild rules and make you wish you never came out the womb.
Also I’m very serious about rping but not so serious outside of that
AND I’m a extremely big fan of Smii7Y since he’s the fucking “goat”
Also I’m gay for Rick grimes and Andrew Lincoln BUT STRICTLY STRAIGHT
Anyway that’s all you absolute clowns
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">I had a one night stand with your mother and now I’m your father and I don’t wanna pay child support <br><br>“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead”-Will Ferrell <br><br><img src="https://img.roleplayerguild.com/prod/users/049bc7d1-f615-41a3-9107-52eae921d6db.jpg" /><br><br>Also here’s the story of my life: <br><img src="https://img.roleplayerguild.com/prod/users/52f5ce9b-e81e-4a44-8a1e-e90e835dc8c0.jpg" /><br><br>Me currently:<br><br><img src="https://img.roleplayerguild.com/prod/users/c10c7df7-6a1d-4858-929c-6fc3cdd111d3.jpg" /><br><br>Also me:<br><br><img src="https://img.roleplayerguild.com/prod/users/a688a5a9-83d6-4c6f-bf3c-0bc71aa0b485.jpg" /><br><br>Anyway if you want know stuff about me here’s some thangs: well for one I fuckin love horror rps, mystery, hell I might even be down for a Scooby Doo rp, <br><br>2: I love slasher flims and horror games and I LOVE comedy shows and movies.<br><br>3: I am 29 years old yeah I know you thought I was like 14, I’m down for role playing with teenagers but not like kid teenagers well it ranges from 16 to fuckin 40 something BUT NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SMUT cuz that shits disgusting I MEAN THIS IS A WEBSITE.<br><br>Also if you disrespect my dog Cleo I will come to you house and shit in your cereal and then murder your entire family. But seriously if you talk shit about him I will completely disregard guild rules and make you wish you never came out the womb.<br><br>Also I’m very serious about rping but not so serious outside of that <br><br>AND I’m a extremely big fan of Smii7Y since he’s the fucking “goat” <br><br>Also I’m gay for Rick grimes and Andrew Lincoln BUT STRICTLY STRAIGHT <br><br>Anyway that’s all you absolute clowns <br><br></div>