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STATUS: I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man 14 days ago
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14 days ago
Current I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man
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14 days ago
I’m fucking dying m.youtube.com/watch?v=dttfe… Pun intended because I needed to lighten the mood
15 days ago
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.
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15 days ago
Theoretically you could just hire a hit man to kill both your parents and then inherit their money and their house and buy a bat house and become Batman
1 like
15 days ago
The HOA literally said that I can’t have two cars when literally everyone in the neighborhood has two cars

Bio

I had a one night stand with your mother and now I’m your father and I don’t wanna pay child support

“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead”-Will Ferrell



Also here’s the story of my life:


Me currently:



Also me:



Anyway if you want know stuff about me here’s some thangs: well for one I fuckin love horror rps, mystery, hell I might even be down for a Scooby Doo rp,

2: I love slasher flims and horror games and I LOVE comedy shows and movies.

3: I am 29 years old yeah I know you thought I was like 14, I’m down for role playing with teenagers but not like kid teenagers well it ranges from 16 to fuckin 40 something BUT NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SMUT cuz that shits disgusting I MEAN THIS IS A WEBSITE.

Also if you disrespect my dog Cleo I will come to you house and shit in your cereal and then murder your entire family. But seriously if you talk shit about him I will completely disregard guild rules and make you wish you never came out the womb.

Also I’m very serious about rping but not so serious outside of that

AND I’m a extremely big fan of Smii7Y since he’s the fucking “goat”

Also I’m gay for Rick grimes and Andrew Lincoln BUT STRICTLY STRAIGHT

Anyway that’s all you absolute clowns

Most Recent Posts

In Shattered Steel - An Ace Combat/Project Wingman/etc inspired aircraft-based RP → 2 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Now I’m just confused
In Shattered Steel - An Ace Combat/Project Wingman/etc inspired aircraft-based RP → 2 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Well damn what did I miss?
In Shattered Steel - An Ace Combat/Project Wingman/etc inspired aircraft-based RP → 2 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Chronic>

I'm currently writing a post


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In Shattered Steel - An Ace Combat/Project Wingman/etc inspired aircraft-based RP → 2 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Are we good to continue the rp?-@Rhona W
In The New world: End of times-( zombie apocalypse) → 2 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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In Shattered Steel - An Ace Combat/Project Wingman/etc inspired aircraft-based RP → 2 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Gotta say lotta drama going on here.
In Shattered Steel - An Ace Combat/Project Wingman/etc inspired aircraft-based RP → 2 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
They’re just spectators they mean no harm since one of them PMed me—-@Rhona W
In Shattered Steel - An Ace Combat/Project Wingman/etc inspired aircraft-based RP → 2 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I can't believe you people. A master speaks and you dare interrupt him? Travesty. Nay, worse——blasphemy! What else——if the heavenly choir shouldst grace thine ears wouldst thou plug them? If thou wert gifted the Lance, the Shroud, and the Holy Nails wouldst thou cast them aside to be trampled? Hath not a Jew eyes, doth not a Jew bleed?

Despicable. @Chronic is a prophet and a saint and where He goes I, for one, mean to follow; so as where He speaks, I will listen.


Thank you my mysterious youngling.
In Shattered Steel - An Ace Combat/Project Wingman/etc inspired aircraft-based RP → 2 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Thayr>

^This^

@Chronic It is getting a little annoying having every other post being your character reacting to things. It's a bit post/attention hogging. You don't need to splurge every time. Also, this isn't the Free section of the forum. Longer posts are encouraged, as it says in the section description.
I understand you're excited and want to get involved, but could you please slow down on the replies.
That's my comment as the GM too, not just a fellow player, so consider it a polite warning.


Alright my bad
In Shattered Steel - An Ace Combat/Project Wingman/etc inspired aircraft-based RP → 2 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I’m not gonna lie your being a buzz kill but I understand-@Thayr
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