Chronic — Roleplayer Guild

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1. Chronic 2 mos ago
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1 mo ago

Current I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man

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1 mo ago

I’m fucking dying m.youtube.com/watch?v=dttfe… Pun intended because I needed to lighten the mood

1 mo ago

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.

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1 mo ago

Theoretically you could just hire a hit man to kill both your parents and then inherit their money and their house and buy a bat house and become Batman

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1 mo ago

The HOA literally said that I can’t have two cars when literally everyone in the neighborhood has two cars

Bio

I had a one night stand with your mother and now I’m your father and I don’t wanna pay child support 

“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead”-Will Ferrell 

Also here’s the story of my life: 

Me currently:

Also me:

Anyway if you want know stuff about me here’s some thangs: well for one I fuckin love horror rps, mystery, hell I might even be down for a Scooby Doo rp, 

2: I love slasher flims and horror games and I LOVE comedy shows and movies.

3: I am 29 years old yeah I know you thought I was like 14, I’m down for role playing with teenagers but not like kid teenagers well it ranges from 16 to fuckin 40 something BUT NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SMUT cuz that shits disgusting I MEAN THIS IS A WEBSITE.

Also if you disrespect my dog Cleo I will come to you house and shit in your cereal and then murder your entire family. But seriously if you talk shit about him I will completely disregard guild rules and make you wish you never came out the womb.

Also I’m very serious about rping but not so serious outside of that 

AND I’m a extremely big fan of Smii7Y since he’s the fucking “goat” 

Also I’m gay for Rick grimes and Andrew Lincoln BUT STRICTLY STRAIGHT 

Anyway that’s all you absolute clowns

Most Recent Posts

In just want to say hi and make some friends → 2 mos ago Forum: Introduce Yourself

@wheels Can we get a good Wednesday?

In Yo! → 2 mos ago Forum: Introduce Yourself

Welcome young Padawan

In Post a random fact about yourself. → 2 mos ago Forum: Spam Forum

<Snipped quote by Raxacoricofallapatorius>

Me too@Gunther
Me three

In What Are You Listening To? → 2 mos ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion

In Ban the User Above You → 2 mos ago Forum: Spam Forum

Banned for thangs and stuff 

In Wild Beasts of the Earth (Gothic Horror) → 2 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Here is my CS finally 

Character Description

Name: Finley Drake
Gender:Male
Age:37
Nationality:british
Appearance:
Lean and muscular physique. 6 foot tall

Personal Effects:

With black pants and black dress shoes. No hat

And a small pocket knife. And playing cards, and Small brown Journal with pen.


Background:

What is your job soldier turned treasure Hunter.
Backstory:Finlay Drake was born in 1886 into a well-known and respected family in England. As a descendant of the famous explorer Sir Francis Drake, it was only natural that he would carry on his family's tradition of travel and discovery. From an early age, Finlay showed a keen interest in history and archaeology, spending much time studying maps and artifacts. 

When World War I broke out, Finlay felt it compelled him to serve his country and enlisted in the British Army. . He proved to be a brave soldier and was promoted to a respected leader. But the dangers of war befell him, and he returned home from the battlefield a changed man. Although he did pick up rather good aim.

After the war, Finlay struggled to find his place in the world. He yearned for the thrill of adventure and the excitement of discovery that he had experienced during his military service. Remembering the tales of his ancestor's exploits, Finley decided to follow in Sir Francis Drake's footsteps and become a treasure hunter.

His travels took him to Munich, where he had heard rumors of a long-lost artifact that was said to hold great power. Armed with his knowledge of history and his natural instincts for exploration, Finley set out to uncover the secrets of the past and make a name for himself as a renowned treasure hunter.

In the alphabet game. lol → 2 mos ago Forum: Spam Forum

Hoe

In Post a random fact about yourself. → 2 mos ago Forum: Spam Forum

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I mean the only good thing is I have not broken a bone in a good decade or longer. but yeah. last time I broke something it was my left arm trying to catch my self when I fall one bone broke in three place and one in four and there was not much they could do because of where the fracture places were at@wheels
 Ouchie 

In Left Behind: Mulberry Street → 2 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

didn’t mean to do that 

In Left Behind: Mulberry Street → 2 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

<Snipped quote by Kuro>

Alright well I’ll try to make a Cs or CSs tomorrow or the next day@Chronic

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