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13 days ago
Current I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man
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13 days ago
I’m fucking dying m.youtube.com/watch?v=dttfe… Pun intended because I needed to lighten the mood
14 days ago
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.
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14 days ago
Theoretically you could just hire a hit man to kill both your parents and then inherit their money and their house and buy a bat house and become Batman
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14 days ago
The HOA literally said that I can’t have two cars when literally everyone in the neighborhood has two cars

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I had a one night stand with your mother and now I’m your father and I don’t wanna pay child support

“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead”-Will Ferrell



Also here’s the story of my life:


Me currently:



Also me:



Anyway if you want know stuff about me here’s some thangs: well for one I fuckin love horror rps, mystery, hell I might even be down for a Scooby Doo rp,

2: I love slasher flims and horror games and I LOVE comedy shows and movies.

3: I am 29 years old yeah I know you thought I was like 14, I’m down for role playing with teenagers but not like kid teenagers well it ranges from 16 to fuckin 40 something BUT NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SMUT cuz that shits disgusting I MEAN THIS IS A WEBSITE.

Also if you disrespect my dog Cleo I will come to you house and shit in your cereal and then murder your entire family. But seriously if you talk shit about him I will completely disregard guild rules and make you wish you never came out the womb.

Also I’m very serious about rping but not so serious outside of that

AND I’m a extremely big fan of Smii7Y since he’s the fucking “goat”

Also I’m gay for Rick grimes and Andrew Lincoln BUT STRICTLY STRAIGHT

Anyway that’s all you absolute clowns

Most Recent Posts

@wheels Can we get a good Wednesday?
In Yo! 27 days ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Welcome young Padawan
<Snipped quote by Raxacoricofallapatorius>

Me too

Me three
Banned for thangs and stuff
Here is my CS finally



Hoe
<Snipped quote by Astro>

I mean the only good thing is I have not broken a bone in a good decade or longer. but yeah. last time I broke something it was my left arm trying to catch my self when I fall one bone broke in three place and one in four and there was not much they could do because of where the fracture places were at

Ouchie
didn’t mean to do that
<Snipped quote by Kuro>

Alright well I’ll try to make a Cs or CSs tomorrow or the next day


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