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1 mo ago
Current I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man
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1 mo ago
I’m fucking dying m.youtube.com/watch?v=dttfe… Pun intended because I needed to lighten the mood
1 mo ago
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.
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1 mo ago
Theoretically you could just hire a hit man to kill both your parents and then inherit their money and their house and buy a bat house and become Batman
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1 mo ago
The HOA literally said that I can’t have two cars when literally everyone in the neighborhood has two cars

Bio

I had a one night stand with your mother and now I’m your father and I don’t wanna pay child support

“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead”-Will Ferrell



Also here’s the story of my life:


Me currently:



Also me:



Anyway if you want know stuff about me here’s some thangs: well for one I fuckin love horror rps, mystery, hell I might even be down for a Scooby Doo rp,

2: I love slasher flims and horror games and I LOVE comedy shows and movies.

3: I am 29 years old yeah I know you thought I was like 14, I’m down for role playing with teenagers but not like kid teenagers well it ranges from 16 to fuckin 40 something BUT NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SMUT cuz that shits disgusting I MEAN THIS IS A WEBSITE.

Also if you disrespect my dog Cleo I will come to you house and shit in your cereal and then murder your entire family. But seriously if you talk shit about him I will completely disregard guild rules and make you wish you never came out the womb.

Also I’m very serious about rping but not so serious outside of that

AND I’m a extremely big fan of Smii7Y since he’s the fucking “goat”

Also I’m gay for Rick grimes and Andrew Lincoln BUT STRICTLY STRAIGHT

Anyway that’s all you absolute clowns

Most Recent Posts

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Either or. It is primarily meant for a family, but there is no problem playing someone who lives by themselves.


Alright we’ll I’ll try to make a Cs or CSs tomorrow or the next day
@KuroIs the Cs meant to be for multiple characters or can it just be one
@wheels Damn so your like a Rubiks cube huh
Question does player name mean actual name or they’re username?
Go
I’m definitely down for this
Definitive
@Bacon he’s definitely not driving safe. BUT STILL HAVE FUN @duskshine749
Banned because I have mixed insomnia so I’m canceling you
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