Chronic — Roleplayer Guild

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1 mo ago

Current I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man

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1 mo ago

I’m fucking dying m.youtube.com/watch?v=dttfe… Pun intended because I needed to lighten the mood

1 mo ago

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.

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1 mo ago

Theoretically you could just hire a hit man to kill both your parents and then inherit their money and their house and buy a bat house and become Batman

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1 mo ago

The HOA literally said that I can’t have two cars when literally everyone in the neighborhood has two cars

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I had a one night stand with your mother and now I’m your father and I don’t wanna pay child support 

“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead”-Will Ferrell 

Also here’s the story of my life: 

Me currently:

Also me:

Anyway if you want know stuff about me here’s some thangs: well for one I fuckin love horror rps, mystery, hell I might even be down for a Scooby Doo rp, 

2: I love slasher flims and horror games and I LOVE comedy shows and movies.

3: I am 29 years old yeah I know you thought I was like 14, I’m down for role playing with teenagers but not like kid teenagers well it ranges from 16 to fuckin 40 something BUT NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SMUT cuz that shits disgusting I MEAN THIS IS A WEBSITE.

Also if you disrespect my dog Cleo I will come to you house and shit in your cereal and then murder your entire family. But seriously if you talk shit about him I will completely disregard guild rules and make you wish you never came out the womb.

Also I’m very serious about rping but not so serious outside of that 

AND I’m a extremely big fan of Smii7Y since he’s the fucking “goat” 

Also I’m gay for Rick grimes and Andrew Lincoln BUT STRICTLY STRAIGHT 

Anyway that’s all you absolute clowns

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In Post a random fact about yourself. → 2 mos ago Forum: Spam Forum

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I speak sign language.@Sky Blue

I speaka the England 

In the alphabet game. lol → 2 mos ago Forum: Spam Forum

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In Introduction! → 2 mos ago Forum: Introduce Yourself

Welcome to the magnificent guild 

In TLOU: The Eternal Day → 2 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

The last of us: the Eternal Day

So basically this takes place before the first game and works its way up to the second one. This isn’t the HBO series this is the game universe so bear in mind the cannon characters do exist and will be recurring throughout the rp but you will need to create your own characters.

as I said before this takes place before the game so we’re starting in 2013 and making our way up the years. Obviously there’s the firefly’s and fedra but I will be making new groups but your gonna have to see when it happens

Comedy is heavily influenced throughout this so HAVE HUMOR.

1 or 2 paragraphs are fine but no one liners because well just no.

Although game characters are usually pretty op you gotta keep it a little bit realistic like you can’t survive 10 bullets to the chest so keep the feats realistic ish I mean you can survive super human things but not like that much.

Cursing is fine you assholes but don’t be racist or sexist or anything like that 

Gm and co gm decision is final but you can make suggestions.

Last but not least don’t be a dick.

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@wheelsI’m the exact opposite I look like I’m like 38 but in reality I’m 28

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