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Mexico City, Arena Coliseo
July 13th 6:00 PM


Some would say that a world that celebrates violence in countless forms, this world is a black and unforgiving place. Well to the men, women and children who were gathered here they would probably share this sentiment to anyone who disputed the fun of violence; Color our world blackened, blackened.

Well while the world might have not immediately blackened, at the very least the arena itself quickly turned the lights off, with the only lights visible being a few lights down the ramp and the cellphones that illuminated sections of the stands who were trying to figure out who was coming out, if it would be Bane after all or if they were getting swerved with someone else.

The sounds of the crowd were starting to fill the air as no music had yet played; when suddenly both down on the ramp and on the titantron an illumating pair of red eyes appeared and blinked open as the lights shot back up to full view.

Bane stood at the center of the ramp, well after he dropped his dufflebag just under the ring, near the very curtain which led to the television control center of the Gorilla Position. His right hand was held up skywards as, his theme began to play. Bane swaggered down to the ring, deliberately rolling his fists around as he threw them up towards the crowd. It was a simple pattern, do it a bit with the right, then moving it on to the left.

Meanwhile at the Spanish Commentary desk, Hector "The Hand" Espinosa - a bald man in his late fifties with a piglike nose, used to be a luchador back in the day before he came down with a nasty back injury - was part of the current announce team. He was dressed in a simple black three piece suit with a canary yellow undershirt and a peach colored tie, and as many would attest to he still smelt of cigarette smoke.

["Ladies and Gentlemen, for all of you watching here live, at home, the bar, or for you kiddos out there anywhere where you can get a signal, let me welcome you to the Arena Coliseo for the Showdown of the Rising Suns! Up for grabs tonight for the winner of this tournament between our, well at the least my home of CFM and the RAW invaders is the MASK OF AZTECA. Only with mental and physical fortitude, not too mention a little bit of Lady Luck - believe me I've had a fair share of her grace - on their side, one man will achieve great honor and glory, not only for themselves but for their organization!"] Hector declared in his raspy voice as he beamed a grin showing off his, well lack of really, stained yellow teeth. He continued, ["And this kid here, the man they call Bane, I'm glad he found his break in the big leagues. Brave guy diving right in his debut to hang with these harded sharks of men from over the seas."] Hector chuckled for a moment, before he began wheezing a bit; after that he returned to his dialogue.

["Well I appreciate his testicular fortitude in boldly going out into this tournament while he's still fresh meat in these big leagues. His fighting spirit cannot be questioned but will it burn passionately enough to help progress him through to the next round?"]

At the edge of the wrestling ring, Bane made his way up the metal steps, through the top two ropes before heading to the far right corner. He climbed up to the top of the ropes as he slowly raised his right arm. Extending his pointer finger he circled around the arena to point at everyone, while he kept his footing on the ropes only bouncing from it slightly, before clutching his hand into a fist and dragging it down to his side.

Leaping down Bane stood in the corner flexing as he awaited his opponent to come to him.

["And now, the challenger!"]

Doyun Kim- the man who'd given Shousei Kougami, the promotion's owner, a ride earlier that day ran forward down the ramp as his entrance music blared. Taking a running jump from the stairs into the corner, he flipped up onto the turnbuckle and started pumping up the crowd. At the request of the referee, he shrugged, dropping down to lean on the corner.

["Looks like our first member of the Rogue Alliance of Wrestling is Doyun Kim- the Middleweight Champion of All Japan Pro Wrestling. This feisty Korean spends his time during RAW's off season as an MMA pro... but he doesn't have any titles from that little side venture yet!"] came from the other member of the two-man booth of the Spanish Commentary Team. This man was Yamashita Katsurou, a thin man who appeared to be in mid-thirties. He was dressed in a grey suit, a black tie with a white undershirt. He had short, but slick back hair which gleamed from the set's lightning. He pulled out a switch-blade comb, flicked it open and combed a bit of his hair before continuing.

["Still, for a guy his size, getting to the semifinals in those matchups is pretty impressive. He's one of the more agile members of RAW, but that leg injury he took in the octagon won't be doing him any favors tonight. His love of violence, on the other hand, might just help him pull through."]

["Who doesn't love some good carnage? That's a tune we can all brawl to. And that's certainly what these two are going to do.]

Bane carefully eyed his opponent, the Killer Korean, Douyn Kim. Just as these proceedings were about to start, well as soon as the bellkeeper rang the bell and after the ring announcer's spiel was done, Bane stopped the impromptu flexing, headed to the center of the ring and when he was there Bane spread his legs apart and began to square his shoulders. This luchador was ready to compete for the amusement of the crowd, and more importantly, for that prized mask. For his part, Doyun kept his feet spread as well, making his way cautiously to the center of the ring. Bane here was an unknown quantity, but he knew the gist of the script. The thing about the leg injury was true, but it was healed up by now. It was a way to save face for going down in the first round. He was ready for Bane, though he wasn't sure how well striking would go over against this opponent.

Alongside the two competitors was a woman who was dressed in a sequin red dress carrying a microphone.

["Laaaaadiiiiiiiies and Gentleeeemeeeeen, this match will be], quite a few fans in the audience chanted alongside her, [ ONE FALL! The winner of this match will progress to the next bracket in the tournament!"]

She gestured to Bane, ["FIGHTING FOR THE CFM, BAAAAAAAANE!"] Bane kept his position as he continued to staredown Doyun Kim.

["AAAAAND FIGHTING FOR THE ROGUE ALLIANCE OF WRESTLING, DOOOOOYUUUUN KIIIIIIIIM!"]

With the announcements done, she left under the ring ropes as the Timekeeper rang the bell to signify the match start.

Showdown of the Rising Suns Early Bracket: Bane vs Doyun Kim, Arena Coliseo

And so Bane charged at Doyun Kim with his left arm extended to start off the affairs with a clothesline. For his part, Kim was going to press his agility as best he could. He ducked the clothesline and stepped to the side, taking a quick punch at Bane's side as he did; Bane stumbled back a bit from the punch, Kim after all needed to go a bit over, especially as he had that MMA career mojo on his side. However Bane of course felt that he could not sell too much, after all he was a strong man, so after regaining himself he ran a bit towards Kim before diving in an attempt to get Kim with a spear. Perhaps it was a bit early for a move such as that, but at this moment it felt right to Bane to be a bit flashy. For what it was worth, the spear hit its mark. Doyun obviously knew how to sell this one, exhaling sharply and staggering back.

Bane got up before speaking briefly, loudly enough for Doyun to hear, but hopefully quiet enough so no snoopy dirtsheets could claim the call was a botch. ["Too stiff?"] With that said Bane began to throw a few more worked punches at Doyun's direction.

Doyun's spanish was, surprisingly, quite good. Whatever his martial art was, he knew how to do functional, but flashy, blocks. ["Nah, I work with other strikers a lot."]
["Good."]Bane took a few steps back before throwing a, telegraphed, right elbow at Doyun. Doyun ducked under, delivering a few quick punches to Bane's stomach before leaping back. Bane, buckled down a bit as he held his arms over his chest for a moment. He then began to circle around towards Doyun as if he was stalking prey. He lifted back his arms and began moving his hands back and forth, ready to pounce. And as he pounced, Bane attempted to perform a double axehandle, a move involving Bane clutching both of his fists together, as he swung them to strike Kim on the head. Kim took it, falling to one knee and springing back again, making sure to sell the stumble as he landed on his left leg and shook his head. He gave Bane a cocky grin and "come at me" as he steadied himself.

And now as the story had been expressed by Kim, Bane would be sure to do his part in order to sell the story in the ring. Outside the ring the commentators would most surely sell it as it should be, once again charged at Duyon, starting off with a feint jab, before moving in with the attempt to take him down with a single leg takedown on Kim's bad leg. Doyun moved to block the feint, though he took the takedown like a champ, crying out and collapsing. Still, he wasn't going down easily, lashing out with a leg sweep with his good leg. He was still, naturally, quite hurt, as the script dictated.

Bane reacted quite naturally to the leg sweep as he motioned to the side away from the strike and towards the ground. From here Bane transitioned into a kneebar, as he went to trap Duyon Kim's good leg in between his own and after securing his arms around the leg, Bane began to stretch the leg.

["Tap."] Bane tersely stated.

Doyun knew the role in this tournament. He made a show of the struggle, wincing and struggling, but eventually tapped out, gasping for air. The referee came over to separate the two, leaving Doyun to look down at his leg as two men with a stretcher came to retrieve him.

As the referee and the two work medics came, Bane simply nodded his head in approval of Doyun, but as the bellkeeper rang the bell to signal the end of the match, Bane hopped on the rops and began thrusting his fist into the air as his music played.

Above an updated graphic had a large 'X' pop over Doyun before moving to a bracket which showed the updated competitors. With that done, alongside his bit of celebration, Bane rolled out of the ring and headed to the back for a brief rest before he would be called once again to the ring.

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After this match, the crowd were introduced to various promo packages from the competitors who were stating their desires about why they wanted to win the Tournament. Some like El Guacho gave a promo about how they looked up to Aztec the First and how it inspired them to become a proper wrestler.

Bane didn't necessarily give so much of a speech as much as simply pointing towards his own Mask and nodding, the solemn respect that a luchador could offer another luchador. It was the way of the mask, Bane knew it and those who did know the 'Honor Code of Lucha' would get it, everyone else didn't matter.

Loco Loro had an enthusiastically delivered package detailing about the payoff that was going to the winner and of course how he was always destined to fly to the top.

Kid Phoenix spoke of how it was great to face off against other agile fighters- his acrobatic style needed testing against folks who didn't focus on the ground game as much as practitioners of Strong Style, and Luchadores made for perfect opponents.

The remaining wrestler- a disgraced sumo- talked about how his powerful techniques would crush any luchador's style.

Senketsu Joe played the heel nicely- speaking of how Aztec was one of the only luchadors he could bring himself to respect. How he wanted to take that mask and protect it from those who wouldn't live up to the legacy.

These segments served as a bit of time filler so that the talent would be called back to the arena, to stir up interest for the upcoming matches due to investing in the talents that were being presented. As each of these matches were coming to ahead, the jumbotron above kept a steady picture of the current bracket standings.
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Behind the scenes, Death Man had already set to work. Splicing into the cables leading to the titantron wasn't any big deal, really- a quick "smoke break" as one of RAW's promoters had given him all the private time he needed. He'd even located the mask and appropriated it- treated as some worthless prop. Originally, he had planned to simply abscond with it in silence. But the conditions it was kept in, then suddenly whipped out had made him angry. No, now he was off-script. Now he was going to make these fools pay for disrespecting the mask. He sat down in front off the chair and waited.
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...["With the diving fist drop Loco Loro, whiffed, and got the ref instead."] Hector stated bemused as he placed his hands on his head. Yamashita smirked as he watched as Joe took advantage of this unique opportunity from this botch.

["And Senkentsu Joe goes for the Hangman's Choke!"] eagerly declared Yamashita, while Hector was banging his hands on the desk. ["Ref are you blind!? That's illegal!"] cried out Hector as he watched as Loco Loro had his will of life drained from him, as he was stuck in a sleeper hold within the ropes. Slicking back his hair Yamashita smirked, ["What they don't see won't hurt them. Kid shouldn't have tried to go to the ropes. When Joe's around, you're in a no fly zone."] Hector snarled as he shook his head.

["Ref c'mon, GET IN THERE!"] bemoaned Hector as the ref returned back into the ring to see a knocked out Loco Loro. ["Day late and a dollar short, well if you were a fan of Loco anyway. I'll give the kid this, he did make a wonderful combo, but all things must come crashing back down to earth, and Joe will bring them down."]

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["JESUS, MARY AND JOSEPH!"] exclaimed Hector as he looked down at the carnage that happened to their desk set. The Spanish Announce Table was a shattered pile of wood, both in flaming debris and regular debris, that held the masked man known as Bane crashed in the middle of it. Standing triumphantly Kid Phoenix began swinging his flaming right leg up and down to the admiration of the crowd.

["Ha! That's the blazing spirit of Kid Phoenix for you; he'll light himself on fire if that means he can get an advantage and take you down. And that Flaming Frog Splash from the top ropes certainly brought that shooting star downwards."]

["Don't count on it just yet. Bane is still stirring with some fighting spirit."] Hector remarked as Bane arose from the ashes to catch Kid Phoenix by surprise and caught Kid Phoenix in a front face-lock. Bane transitioned this into a vertical suplex and slammed Kid Phoenix into the ruined table that he created. As the ref continued counting, Bane slid back into the ring and watched as Kid Phoenix was counted out.
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Showdown of the Rising Suns Semi-Finals: Senketsu Joe the Fifth vs Bane, Arena Coliseo, 7:55 PM

Through a rough series of matches, the collective of Japanese and Mexican wrestlers began to dwindle as the cream among them were rising to the tops. At this particular round of the semi-finals, two men, one Japanese and one Mexican clawed their way to the top.

These two were the established superstar, Senketsu Joe the Fifth and the rising talent, the one simply known as Bane.

["I hope you folks are ready, because we have a legacy versus the new blood! Senketsu Joe is the fifth to don the mask of the man deemed too brutal for the ring! Holding two heavyweight belts in the various Japan Pro Wrestling circuits for five years running, he has earned his place in history!"]

Amid the smoke and darkness, fountain fireworks went off as a large, burly man in a full-body suit made to look like the human circulatory system walked through the sparks. He thrust his fists upward and let out a hearty laugh before running for the ring, performing a surprisingly agile front-flip to clear the ropes.

["Standing at a whopping six and a half feet tall, weighing in at over two hundred and eighty pounds of muscle! The strongest and nastiest that the Rogue Alliance of Wrestling has to offer! Presenting, the one, the only: Senketsu Joe The Fifth!"]

"And challenging, the rising force of CFM, standing at five feet six inches, weighing in at two huuundred and eighty five pounds, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!"

Once again Bane's theme began to play. He simply settled for entering through the middle ropes and pointing around to the crowd with his right index finger. After he finished pointing up towards the rafters, he pointed towards the jumbotron which currently displayed a portrait of the Mask of Azteca.

Pointing back to himself, Bane flexed and readied himself.

Once again the ring announcer explained the rules; that this particular match, the penultimate battle with the winner facing El Guacho for the chance to win the tournament, was a one fall match, with disqualification and count outs at play. With her job finished, she rolled out of the arena so these wrestlers could duke it out.

The bell rang to signal that the match was now official and had begun. Bane pounded on his chest with his right hand before stomping up towards Senketsu Joe the Fifth in order to challenge this wrestler in their field. Extending his right arm wide, Bane whipped it against Senketsu's chest.

It appeared that the luchador wanted to engage this man in a contest of strength, done in a traditional fashion in Puroresu. One could only imagine whether this was done in an attempt to mock and embarass Senketsu Joe the Fifth in his area of expertise, or if it was done as a sign of respect. Joe, meanwhile, ran forward to meet the charge, grabbing for Bane's neck for a typical lock stalemate. A fairly standard start to a match for two grapplers. While the two grappled, however, Joe kicked at Bane's calf. Bane took some damage from this attack, and began to falter downwards, so Joe had the advantage. However this could prove to be an opportunity for the masked man; Bane attempted to bring Joe's elbow away so he could do a proper duckunder and weasel his way around his opponent for a better position and perhaps attack with a suplex. Of course, a momentary distraction can cost a lot- especially with an experienced grappler. Joe brought his head back, and gave Bane a mighty headbutt, attempting to distance himself from Bane a bit.

"[LISTEN UP, AMIGO, BECAUSE I'M GONNA SAY THIS ONCE!]"

"[THERE ARE THREE FUNDAMENTALS OF WRESTLING. DOYUN'S KOREAN MARTIAL ARTS MAKE HIM A POWERFUL, AGILE FIGHTER, BUT HE'S PATHETIC AT FOULS.]"

"[KID PHOENIX IS AN AGILE GUY WHO FIGHTS DIRTY, BUT HIS MOVES DON'T HAVE A LOT OF POWER BEHIND THEM BEYOND THE FIRE.]"

"[AND THAT SUMO IN THE LAST ROUND IS A POWERFUL JACKASS WHO CHEATS, BUT HE'S AS AGILE AS A GODDAMN HIPPO!]"

"[SO ASK YOURSELF... HOW DO YOU FIGHT A MAN WHO HAS MASTERED THE THREE FUNDAMENTALS OF WRESTLING?]"


The headbutt was successful at its intended goal, Bane staggered backwards as he was struck from the blow. He listened carefully to the lesson that Senketsu Joe was teaching in his boastful speech. Bane needed to out-think, out-manuever and out-power Joe, as a master of these three arts could only be defeated by a superior master of those three essentials, or one with a fourth essential.

["BY BEING THEIR BANE!"] roared out Bane as he rushed towards Joe to grab an arm and fling him towards the turnbuckles in an Irish Whip. As Bane threw him towards the turnbuckle, however, Joe dove to the side at the last minute- sliding between the top two ropes and leaving the ring, landing in a painful-looking roll into the announcer table. He dashed back in as fast as he could. However, the titantron's picture began to waver as a cloud of static overcame it, and a new entrance theme played. The screen showed a laughing skull- followed by various headlines in various languages. "SKULL-FACED JAP BAFFLES GIs." "MYSTERIOUS THIEF BURGLARIZES ST. PETERSBURG ARMORY." "MASKED MIKADO OF MAYHEM MYSTIFIES MANTIS."

Interspersed were clips from some Japanese cartoon, all featuring the same man in a skeleton costume. Finally, a voice clip.

"A heist is all about aesthetics! It requires style, coolness, and nobility! The ultimate contest of wits? Stealing today, tomorrow and everything in between! I am The Phantom Thief..."



Finally, the camera shifted to a costumed man reclining comfortably in an office chair, drinking wine through his somehow unstained mask. Three suitcases sat on the desk in front of him as he stood up and held his hands up on either side.

"SALUDOS, Mexico City! You came here to watch masked men in the ring, but I'm afraid there's one more behind the scenes thanks to the shoddy security systems!"

Tapping his cane to the side of his head, Death Man continued, reaching under the desk and putting a picture of the most famous Luchadores of all time on the table- an unmistakable figure in a silver mask, Followed by Fray Tormenta, and finally Azteca 1.

"And I've been thinking. Back during the second World War, there was an attempt by the axis to turn Mexico against the United States. During that time, I was here in Mexico attempting to gather intelligence at Emperor Hirohito Tojo's behest. I saw a truly amazing spectacle- one of El Santo's first matches! And the most beautiful part was that it wasn't staged. Glorious combat between two actual competitors!"

Lord Death Man sighed, seemingly lost in the nostalgia as he looked at the pictures. He sighed and replaced them on the desk.

"And, while I decry the death of shoot promotions outside Japan, today my heart goes out to the luchadores. You are, possibly, the last people on Earth who understand the value of a mask. And I can understand the pain you feel. Nobody cared who you were until you put on the mask."

With that, Death Man opened the middle suitcase and took out a red and blue mask, adorned with a massive topaz, to the gasps of the attending crowd.

"Take Aztec The First... a salt miner from an impoverished town seeking money to build a school. He claimed he had mystical might that came from the Star of Quetzlcoatl, the gem he built into his mask. However, whether or not that element is true, the fact remains- he was a strong man, both in character and in the ring. This mask, it became a symbol to so many! But no, the audience today doesn't really care about that... They're here to watch a violent spectacle, so that CFM's golden boy El Gaucho can don it. No honor, no attempt to actually earn it..."

Death Man pointed his cane to the camera, smiling underneath the mask.

"And that is why, I have come to make an announcement!"

["Cut the feed and call the fucking police."] the lead promoter from CFM shouted frantically to one of the backstage agents manning the monitors at the gorilla position.

["Sir, I've been try-"] answered the closest agent before getting interrupted by the promoter who was already losing his mind.

["Did I fucking stutt- What do you mean you've been trying?!"]
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Mexico City Police Department
July 13th, 8:00 PM


Throughout the parking lot and halls, the police faced a rather... interesting problem. The floors, parking lot, and offices were currently being patrolled. Not by any human- the humans were hiding in bathrooms and cells. No, tonight the ones travelling the methodical routes tonight were a swarm of cobras, slithering about. The phones in dispatch were ringing constantly... but a number of cobras were already curled up quite comfortably around them. Officer Santiago decided to be a hero and make a break for it. Maybe, if he could make it to a car, he could radio a patrolman or something. He gritted his teeth, gripped his pistol, and made for the door, raising his gun to take a shot at a cobra... which sprayed him in the eyes even as he pulled the trigger. The shot went wild. Officer Santiago was blinded that night. He didn't know how things would turn out- but he would now and forever fear the snake.
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"Going forward, the final round will be a Shoot match! The winner will receive three prizes: The first, two hundred thousand pesos! The second, the mask of Aztec that I now hold! And finally, a personal gift from yours truly: The opportunity to join the greatest criminal enterprise in history!"

Bane clenched his right fist as he began pounding it in an open hand. Certainly this was a serendipitous boon to the luchador, he wouldn't have to force his way into claiming it against the wishes of the promotion. That specter he saw on the television at that fateful morning at the gym was here. And he understood the mask, this much was clear from that broadcast and now properly putting up for a prize in a real battle. Bane was not about to lose his chance at the prize, nor would he disappoint this man.

He had to make a good impression, Lord Death Man was watching. That skeleton needed to know that he was another student of the mask; and Bane was ready to conquer all who stood before him.

And with that Bane went charging towards Joe to strike with a shoulder tackle. Joe dodged to the side, sticking out his leg and attempting to trip Bane.

"[Look. There's one more round. You wanna run down your gas tank fighting me, or you want to save it for Gaucho?]"

Bane noticed the leg and began to dive through the ropes, ["You make a good point."] but he did not dive through the ropes and in fact managed to hang on to the second rope. Swinging on his side around through the ropes, Bane performed a Tiger Feint Kick to strike Joe. ["But who said we were going back to a regular scheduled program?"]

["Lord Death Man ain't one to skip on planning. He'll have something set up. But I've been watching Gaucho's matches. I can teach you the techniques he won't be able to counter, but I'm not sure you've got the mass for 'em."]

Swinging back through the ropes without contact, Bane struck his feet back on the ground and stood back up, taking a bit of time for a breather. ["Do not worry about the mass, my body is a pristine temple that can handle it and I would say more."]

["Alright... then prepare for the brutal technique passed down by the original Senketsu Joe! Prepare your body for... SENKETSU HELL!"]

Joe rushed forward, grabbing for Bane's neck and thigh and lifting him up onto his shoulders. Pulling Bane's chest and arms down, Joe pulled tighter and tighter. Ordinarily, Bane's strength would prove more than a match for such a hold. However...

["First, the backbreaker! Disorient your foe... and just as they are about to break out...]"

Joe fell to the side, bringing Bane's head straight down onto the canvas... and indeed, through it, Bane's head sticking out the bottom of the ring. Joe jumped backward upon the landing, going for the ropes to help build momentum.

["A Japanese mat is firmer, meaning this technique is a good deal more lethal. However, a Lucha mat is softer to allow for a better airgame. These are key differences you'll need to know in the ring if you want to work for Death Man."]

Bane clawed his hands deep into the mat as Senketsu Joe illustrated the manuever. To a normal man, and with the proper mat, this would be the most dangerous technique. Fortunately Bane was not an ordinary man; pushing down against the mat he roared as he ripped his head out through the mat and emerged. Heaving, Bane turned around to face Senketsu Joe the Fifth.

["Hm."] Bane mused as he clutched his right hand over his chest before rolling his neck around. ["I still have much to learn it seems to be a truly masterful warrior."] After rolling his neck around he moved to rolling around his shoulders, ["Good. This means I can progress further. I thank you for showing me this."] Bane said with small nod to Senketsu Joe.

["Now, I need El Guacho."]

Meanwhile as this was going on, the crowd and commentary just watched in a stunned silence unsure of how to respond to the events that quickly unfurled before them.

["Hehehe... yeah."] With that, Joe gave a thumbs-up to Bane and made his way over to the announcer's table. He promptly picked up a mic and made an announcement.

["RAW didn't sign up for this shit. I just came here to see Mexicans getting hurt, and I don't care if it's me or Bane doing it. Just send me my damn check, I'm out."]

With that, Joe dropped the mic and headed for the arena's exit, rolling his shoulders as he made his way out.

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Meanwhile, in the locker room, El Gaucho was cornered by a swarm of cobras, hissing menacingly. He became a luchador with CFM to avoid shit like this. He expected it from bushleague tier and those hardcore promotions but hoped that moving to CFM would give him a sense of safe professionalism in his work. But at least the dumb animals had left him an opening. A clear path from the locker room to a nearby door. El Guacho needed to manuever through this gracefully, no way would his medical insurance company believe that he was attacked by a swarm of cobras at one of his performances. With that El Guacho began dashing and hopping his way through multitudes of cobras in order to reach that door to freedom.

Back inside the ring, Bane began pacing back and forth. ["El Guacho! You can't hide from me! I am waiting!"] In an attempt to get some measure of control of the situation, a pair of referees hopped in the ring and attempted to calm down Bane and try to convince him that this wasn't worth it, and that this was just some manner of trick and things were still going to go on as planned.

[ "I WILL NOT BE DEEEENIIIIIED!" ] roared out Bane as he hooked one of the referees with a headlock and transitioned into a fisherman's suplex as he sent the referee flying. The other referee scurried back as security were swarming towards the mat; but the results were the same as most times when security got involved in wrestling angles...

...lots of security agents took a beating.

While lower on gastank, he still had enough for this task. Bane began battering security guards with flurries of jabs, elbows and a few lariats. Bane carved his way towards the back to find El Guacho so he could finally earn the prizes that Lord Death Man put up for stake.

["YOU, THE MONEY AND THE MASK SHALL BE MINE! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD DEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAATH MAAAAAAAAAAAN ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"] was uttered in a rather dramatic fashion as Bane forced his way towards the back to collect the few belongings he left at the arena, and more importantly to find El Guacho.

In the locker room, sitting on one of the benches and with a cobra on either side, a figure in a black cape and skull mask sat, watching a pocket television that would have been outdated 20 years ago. Still, it got the transmission well enough, and as he leaned on his cane, he nodded.

"Quite impressive work, Bane. I must admit, since I stole the matchup card, I was curious about you. Wondered why they would let new talent go so far in his first appearance. Nevertheless, you took a bit longer than I thought you would."

Bane gave a bow towards Lord Death Man, "I am glad. Hopefully not too long?" he spoke as he opened up his locker and ripped out his dufflebag without paying much mind to some of his pads that fell out.

"Oh, no, but those lockers smell like ass and I was hiding in one for like... ten minutes. El Gaucho was in here but... something or other scared him off, I suppose."

"Hmrphm." Bane grumbled out as he opened up his dufflebag and took out one of the many containers of Venom that was stashed within it. Attaching this first container of his most precious drug to the system, he mused. "Any plan for getting out?"

"Well, I suppose I can give you a lift. We do have a submarine to catch." Death Man swung his cane about, letting the cobras slither up into his cape as he made for the exit. "I think you'll fit right in with what I'm planning if you're willing to bring that no-nonsense attitude to the criminal world."

"You understand The Code the Way of the Mask. As such my services are at your disposal." Bane explained as he took out another canister and put it into place. "However I was not able to catch El Guacho; was my performance enough to earn those rewards?"

Under the mask, Death Man sighed and gave a smile. Not exactly what you'd expect from a Yakuza boss- a warm, friendly one, almost fatherly.

"Bane, I have an excellent eye for rising young talent. You are, frankly, wasted in a promotion like the CFM. You have the potential to become one of the greatest criminals of the modern age, and as an elder... well, it's my solemn duty to help you and others come into your own. The 'civilized' world turns its back on us, those who were abused and abandoned, so it's only right we look out for each other. That's how the Yakuza started, and that's how we remain."

Reaching into a duffle bag of his own, Death Man withdrew a number of other cobras, sticking them under his cape.

"Now, let's go. Our ride is waiting."
July 4th, FBI Headquarters
7:30 AM EST


Two men in suits- not the sort of nice suits you've come to expect from a Death Man post, but the sort of suits a man in a government position is required to wear to work- sat in a meeting room, briefing their superior. The man was a gruff, gray-haired type, absolutely typical of this position in fiction- down to the cigar he was chomping as he went over their documents.

"Okay, let's go over this one more time."

"It started in New York, with the theft at the crime museum... and then burglarizing the apartments of his victims. Since, he's been moving southwest." The shorter of the suited men spoke up, wearing a dark grey number.

"From the storage of a museum in Gotham, New Jersey, he stole five ingots of unknown metals, engraved with the iconography of an owl. Probably belonging to one of that haunted shithole's billion conspiracies." The taller, his suit a dark blue, continued.

"There's no proof it's haunted, Roger." The short one replied.

"The asylum bleeds, Ed." The tall man, apparently named Roger, shot back.

"Gentlemen."

"...Right. From Hub City, he broke into the national history museum and stole a number of fossilized dinosaur eggs. They'd be worth a lot to collectors, but not something that'd be easy to fence." Roger continued. Ed, however, rolled his eyes.

"Roger, if half of the stories we have from the World War II era are true, I'm pretty sure he can find a guy to buy the damn eggs."

"Honestly, it might be a collection deal. Maybe he steals as a strange kind of... performance art, almost." Roger muttered, looking at the cigar box on the table. Their superior handed one over as he grunted.

"You two aren't here to profile this weirdo, you're here to give me your report."

Ed took a few quick puffs on the cigar as he continued. "Sorry sir. Anyway, he made his way to Metropolis, where he broke into LexCorp's lab. We don't know how he got past the security system. Stole several mildly radioactive space crystals of varying color."

That seemed to worry their superior.
"Radioactive? Is he building a-"

"They're less radioactive than a Uranium watch. We checked, Gold, Green, Blue, and Pink specimens were stolen. He seems to have a fondness for objects of singular nature."

"Such as?"

"The Amber Room."

Roger turned, raising an eyebrow. "I thought that was the Nazis, Ed."

"Nah, Roger, the Nazis stole it, then Death Man stole it from the Nazis in transit. According to the file, he left a letter saying it was because Hitler insulted his costume... and misappropriated a Buddhist symbol."

Now that got the superior's attention. "Okay hold on. You say he met, and was insulted by Hitler. How old is this guy?"

"...Well... The first sighting of Death Man was in Japan, before World War I."

"How long before World War I?"

"...Well... 1910, sir."

The superior didn't take that well. He inhaled deeply, face turning purple with rage, and snatched the cigar from Ed's mouth.

"I'm sorry, I must have fucking misheard, because it SOUNDED like you said this guy's over a century old."

"...Well... there's a number of possibilities, but as you know, Japan doesn't like sharing information with outsiders. Our current theory is that there is no single Death Man, and that the mask is passed along through generations of criminals after they find a worthy successor."

The superior took a deep breath. You could almost hear him counting to ten in his head.

"...So what you're saying is, after he robs a bank in broad daylight, tears a swathe through the Eastern Seaboard, and hijacks a broadcast... We don't even know the real name behind it."

"He uh... well, we know he has ties to organized crime. We're just not quite sure what."
---
July 13th, Mexico City International Airport
6:00 AM


It would have been a tight fit in that box, even for a master contortionist. It would have been a tighter squeeze through the airport's vents. And that's why Shousei Kougami, owner of the Rogue Alliance of Wrestling, had bought a ticket from Houston. He could have used one of his Deathmobiles stashed across the country, but the US Border was something he just didn't have time to account for if he was going to make the tournament- and the heist that awaited amid the hustle and bustle of the crowd. After retrieving his belongings from baggage claim, he met a Korean man in a grey suit at the curb. A Chevy Nova, not something Shousei had ever ridden in before. He put his luggage into the trunk and climbed into the passenger's seat as they pulled away from the airport, speaking to each other in Japanese.

"Alright, Doyun, what's the deal?"

["The usual, Mr. Kougami. We brought the wrestlers most popular with the Mexican demographic. Kid Phoenix's combination of oil wrestling and acrobatics proves to be a hit. Silver Stag and Big Beet are our faces. And, of course, Senketsu Joe gets a lot of respect for being a legacy... and one of Japan's top heels."]

Doyun offered Shousei a bottled coke, which he accepted gladly. This dry heat was not at all what he was accustomed to.

"I don't mean our wrestlers, Doyun, I mean the Mexican ones."

["Well... it's fairly standard for them as well. El Gaucho, Loco Loro, the works. But... they seem to have some new talent."]

Shousei looked to the driver and raised in eyebrow.

"...They're starting a new guy in a tournament?"

["Yeah, the card says he goes down to Joe in the fourth round. Joe goes to the finals and loses a close match."]

"...They're letting a new guy get to the fourth round, where he goes down to RAW's star Heel."

This was unusual for... any number of reasons. Whether it was physique, performance, or personality, someone that could get that kind of respect from a promotion like El Combate Federacion de Mesoamerica must be something special. They were known to be less than helpful to new talent. Someone with the kind of draw that even CFM could recognize was worth recruiting to RAW.

"I need everything you can get me about this... this... What's the guy's name?"

["They call him... "Bane.""]
---

July 13th, Arena Coliseo, 5:30 PM

Ultimately the time had finally arrived, this would be the moment that all of Bane's hardwork was leading up to. He was going to win the Mask of Azteca, not for the Combate Federacion de Mesoamerica, but he was going to win it for himself. Only he truly deserved that mask, for he knew the history behind it. He understood the bloodsport of ages past, Bane cherished them and basked in their glory. No one was going to stop him from claiming his rightful prize. Not those foreigners who thought they could waltz in and claim it; nor would any of the other stars of the lucha promotion that Bane was acting as a mercenary for would retain it for them.

Underneath a pair of lockers Bane sat down on a bench feeling an intense bloodlust flowing through his veins. All he needed at this moment would be his bloodlust, for he had no doubt in his abilities. Venom would not be needed here; after all the white mat jungle was a place of honor. And while Bane was a rudo, he still had a semblance of honor.

Unjust as it was, Bane was to be a hero for this single moment. These competitors deserved at least a fighting shot, a shot that any man with two hands could take, to claim victory. Plus Bane knew enough about the ways of the fans and the tradition of wrestling to know that no matter what he did, he was probably going to be cheered tonight by the fans. He was part of the home team, a warrior who practiced their traditional fighting style of lucha libre, who was going against the invading foreigners, those students of 'Strong Style'.

Unwarranted cheers would be flung upon Bane; well at the very least until end where Bane would illustrate to all, that despite being a familiar warrior, he was not to be celebrated.

But until then, the fans could cheer their hearts out. Hope would not be extinguished for either the viewer-base or the competitors; that would be premature. It needed to seed and germinate inside their hearts before Bane allowed all hope to die.

He knew that his matches would be starting soon, and so Bane had to make himself presentable. After all no wrestler worth their salt would just come into the ring, wearing street clothes or without a proper entrance in mind. It was as much about the initial appearance, if not more so, than the work inside the ring.

So Bane opened up his locker and began to make the final preparations. The first he grabbed out were his spiked knee pads. Bane stared at them for a moment before deciding against putting them on, so they were returned back to the locker. Well that wasn't needed, nor was his 'bragging title'.

Hm. Well this was probably going to be a plain opening in that case; so Bane simply just grabbed some white hand-wraps, sat down on the bench and began applying it.

With that done it was time for the real show to begin...
...But first he probably wanted to move his devious duffelbag under the ring. Hope was to die after all.
---
For a showing of lucha libre there was no better place for experiencing the spectacle of violence that was lucha libre than the Arena Coliseo. This building had a rich history, what with being built in the 1940s for the promotion CMLL in order to serve as the primary base of operations. However over the years they didn't have much of a stranglehold over this particular arena due to the fact that they constructed Arena México to serve as their new base for shows.

While Arena México held more prestige now, due to CMLL moving to it for primary business, alongside being the largest venue built specifically for professional wrestling, Arena Coliseo was still very important to the sport. And this arena was certainly a good location to host a proper tournament for an icon as cherished as the Mask of Azteca. Even beyond that, this arena still could boast a rather massive audience with a seating capacity of 16,500.

And the center of attention to all who were in attendance, was the squared circle. The illustrious white mat jungle, where men would enter and if the fates, well perhaps the more cynical would just explain it as 'booking', allowed they would achieve great honor and glory in victory. This ring was a standard four sided ring with black covered turnbuckle pads and three sets of white rope which were easy to give way for high flying aerial moves, fitting with the particular flavor of violence that the people demanded. And of course the mats of the ring themselves were made of a thick canvas, which showed its age as it would spit up dust if a particular nasty bump was done upon it.

And also of note was the positioning of the commentary team, which was right next to the ring for a 'clear view of the action', which in actuality meant that their tables, the English commentary tables, but strangely not the Japanese commentary tables, were destined to be destroyed in all sorts of interesting ways.

Around the ground level stands, there were only a few minor metal cage fences surrounding the area, which were mostly to keep the wrestlers from landing in the crowd all too often. The beer bottles, batteries and other nasty things that would be thrown by the crowd either because they were displeased at the vile nature of the heel, or just out of drunken fun, were not really stopped by this. Security would most likely deal with them, unless they were a diehard mark and were willing to be unprofessional just to get a dig in.

As for the ramp to the ring proper, it was rather unremarkable, but it served its purpose for letting wrestlers in and out to the ring in an efficient manner.

A set of images quickly flashed on the jumbotron that hung just above the ring; it depicted the two contestants who were next in the upcoming matches. The first image was of the RAW Promotion's very own Doyun Kim, and the second being the image of CFM's newest acquisition, the luchador Bane. After these wrestlers were shown there was a quick transition to an image of a bracket depicting the various talent on both Team Mexico and Team Japan and their current standings.

But one thing was for certain, no matter how these brackets were going to progress.

This was going to be a display of spectacular violence!
July 2nd, Good Morning America News Broadcast
7:30 AM EST


"...totalling nearly two and a half million dollars as the follow-up robberies from the daring daytime heist of New York's International Museum of Crime concluded with the theft of Angela Weatherby's antique furniture. In sports n-"

BRRRRRRRZZT! Went the static as a spinning skull graphic with the words "Please Stand By" plastered itself across the screen... shortly before a familiar skeleton-masked man- this time wearing an expensive-looking suit- spun around in a high-backed office chair sat behind a fancy-looking desk in one of the most opulent rooms ever seen. He stroked a king cobra sitting on the armrest. Raising a finger and leaning over the desk, he began.

"Attention, citizens! There is nothing wrong with your television set! Do not attempt to adjust the picture, for there is but one man who controls the horizontal AND the vertical! And his name is..."



After a brief indulgence of jazz hands, Death Man sat back down, A pie chart appeared behind him, shifting its pie sizes as he pointed at it on what was presumably a greenscreen with his cane. The cobra seemed very interested in the motions of the cane.

"I, Lord Death Man, bring joyous news. American citizens have noticed a slight change in the climate of their local criminal underworld. By volume, there are fewer kidnappings, drugs sold, and weird illegal porn operations. However, there are more protection services, cheap goods, gambling dens, and creative crimes."

Three portraits popped up- On the left, what was presumably a middle-aged man in a toga with a laurel wreath wearing a mask of Julius Caesar. In the center, a Mexican bandito in a pink, teal, and purple bandana and poncho depicting palm trees tipped up his sombrero with a pistol straight out of an 80's sci-fi movie. On the right,a Japanese man with a lab coat and a bodysuit with a circuitry diagram drawn over it stood triumphantly on the hood of a car, cackling madly.

"Such incidents include the recent theft of a third edition Aberdeen Beastiary from the Gotham Library by Sam Socrates, the Thinking Man's Crook. Out West, the Vaporwave Vaquero and his House Horsemen have used their Laser Lassos to complete a daring robbery of a freight train! They're on the fast track to becoming full-fledged members! Of course, they'll have to keep up with the boys back home in Tokyo. Why, Dr. Denki stole a set of concept cars from the Tokyo Motor Show!"

With a heavy sigh, Death Man shook his head and organized some papers.

"However, I'm afraid it's not all good news today. It seems that Gotham local Anarkee has no sense of showmanship, allowing for 20 victims in her latest crime... which, pretty much, just amounted to a gas attack. I'm not mad, young lady. Just disappointed. The Death Syndicate's hearts go out to her victims and their families. Compounding the criminal world's frustrations, Grim and Lady Arcana are continuing their crusades against the criminal caste. I issue this warning! Do not interfere in the affairs of the Death Syndicate, or you may find yourself facing against the Master of Mortality- a foe not even the Impossibles could overcome!"

Lord Death Man changed tone, back to his bombastic declarations, as another image came up- several horses.

"In sports news, I'm going to steal the Kentucky Derby next year. I grant you a year to build your defenses- but know this! There is no vault I cannot conquer, no guard I cannot elude. I am called a phantom thief for a reason, and the Derby shall be mine!"

Lord Death Man was looking at his mask in a mirror, making motions mimicking combing his hair despite his mask before stowing the mirror and picking the cobra back up. It seemed to be sleeping.

"Oh, by the way, for our viewers at home- if you are seeing this, then I have escaped with the fossilized dinosaur eggs from the Hub City Museum of Natural History. I'm heading to Houston. Gonna knock over NASA mission control." Death Man gave a cocky smile that could be seen from beneath his mask as he pointed finger guns at the camera. "Try and stop me! Death Man... out!"

BZZZRT!

The pirate broadcast immediately cut back to the news, showing the tail end a saccharine clip from Youtube that everyone's grandmother had been sending them for months. The newswoman did her best to feign interest.

"-st the cutest little kitten?"

The newscaster looked around, confused. Though the viewers couldn't see it, the crew had been frantically trying to figure out what happened with their equipment

"...Is there something wrong?
Sorry it took me a while to see this! I think your version of Bane would be right at home in the tournament. Hit me up on Discord or somesuch.
April 13th, 4:00 AM to 5:00 PM.
The Astral Plane, Downtown Manhattan.


Lord Death Man's body was deep in meditation in the Crime Castle of Coney Island. His mind, however, had wandered to a museum in Manhattan. Here, the greatest criminals of history were enshrined in a temple of thievery. Unseen, Death Man walked through the walls of the building. A number of security cameras. Alright, that was expected. These were valuable historical artifacts, even removed from the criminal context of their use. He needed to know where those were. And nobody could see him on the astral plane anyway. He set to work memorizing the layout of the museum, down to the guard patrols. The exhibits were tempting targets indeed, but even he'd have trouble even getting past all the cameras outside. However, as he stepped through the "under construction" bit of the museum, he discovered a much easier way into the museum. He spent hours poring over each and every detail of the grounds, before discovering the easy access to a 3-way intersection in front of the museum... and the manhole cover smack in the middle of it. That would make the escape child's play.

Immediately upon awakening, he put his efforts towards figuring out a few shipping schedules...

June 3rd, 12:30 PM
The International Museum of Crime, Downtown Manhattan


It was the opening ceremony for a new exhibit at the Museum of Crime, showcasing a number of items on loan from the Tokyo Museum of Crime. Zenigata Heiji's coins, the cauldron in which they boiled Goemon, and a camera left behind during a heist by Arsene Lupin were among the items on display alongside statues of the men in question. However, the tour group reached a rather large exhibit, backed by a portrait of a laughing man in a skull mask and matching black costume throwing his cape back with one hand and holding a massive jewel aloft on the roof of a train with the other. There was a book of Manga called "Kaitou Death Man," a number of elegantly written notices of intent, a series of replicas of the masks he wore throughout World War 2. In the center, a statue stood covered with a white sheet.

"...Many of James Moriarty's crimes, however, were completely fictional, created by Sir Author Conan Doyle while collecting Dr. Watson's stories of Sherlock Holmes to fill in certain gaps. We now come to a collection on loan from the Tokyo museum of crime, detailing the exploits of the eccentric 'super-criminal' known as Death Man. Complete with a recreation of his original costume."

The guide removed the sheet from the display, showing the man in the portrait in a jovial pose, cane raised high overhead.

The high society types socially obligated to come to this sort of function looked around, some feigning interest, others looking at the exhibits in question with earnest curiosity. The reporters present were taking notes on the display.

"Death Man was a self-described phantom thief, who began operating in the 1910's. He would often rob museums and noble homes, but his most ambitious crime was breaking into the Imperial Treasury of Japan, where he stole a few hundred million yen in gold, jewels, and other valuables. In modern terms, that would be almost three billion dollars!"

A lady in a red dress gave a derisive laugh, obviously having already started the day-drinking. "Oh please... That costume is absolutely ridiculous! Doesn't he know Halloween is an American holiday?"

Ignoring her, the guide continued. "...We have on display the original notices of intent to burglarize. Death Man's MO often included a warning that he intended to rob a given facility. We are also displaying a list of the treasures confirmed stolen by Death Man. While working for the Imperial government as a special agent in World War 2, he was sent to the armory of Saint Petersburg, where he stole the plans for a new Russian tank... as well as one of the Faberge Eggs. Towards the tail end of the war, he stole the Amber Room being transported on a Nazi train bound for Berlin. Of course, even Japan was not safe from his criminal ambitions- it is confirmed that he stole the treasure of the Awa Maru, and believed by several prominent figures in Japanese law enforcement that he stole the Hanjo Masamune."

"Pfffft!"

One of the reporters pinched the bridge of his nose and glared at the woman in the red dress. "Miss Weatherby, I'd ask you to calm down and let the man speak."

"Awww, c'mon! He looks like a moron in that suit! How could a man dressed like that sneak in anywhere? Let alone steal like... like... anything!"

At this moment, the statue moved, bringing the cane down on the back of the tour guide's head with a mighty whack... leading the gathered crowd to gasp in shock as he collapsed to the floor. Death Man locked eyes with the woman, pointing the cane at her.

"Oh, far more easily than you'd think, my dear!"

Death Man jumped down from the plinth, stretching. One of the security guards scrambled for his pistol as people began screaming.

"In fact, I've been inside this museum for about a week! Along with my henchmen! BEHOLD, MY SKULL-MEN!"

With that, the retreating crowd found their path blocked as the ceiling tiles shattered, dozens of men in similar skull masks and jet-black unitards popping out with a resounding cry of "YEEEEEEEEE!" and dropping directly in their path... and the remainder immediately set themselves upon the guards. As they struggled, one of the skull-men held out a bag.

"Now! Please put your valuables- that is to say, wallets, purses, jewelry, you can keep your phones and your tacky clothes- in the bag!"

As the minions collected the loot, Death Man looked over the display of his handwriting as he headed to a nervous reporter and looked straight into the video camera. This, of course, was his real reason for such an open crime.

"Is... is this a live feed?"

"N-No sir. I... Five o' clock news."

Death Man sighed and shrugged. "Good enough, I suppose."

With that, he pointed to the camera.

"This is a message for everyone in the world. I have learned that, during my absence from the public eye, there has been very little sensational crime! Well, let the crooks of the world consider this a remedial lesson- and the headmaster is..."



"Don't limit yourself to the conventional! Conventional crime is boring. It's overdone. I, Lord Death Man, the Mikado of Mayhem, the Shogun of Sorrow, urge the criminals of the world- with the advent of these bizarre heroes, it's time to step up your games!"

Death Man then proceeded to throw his cape over his shoulder.
"You rob a bank, knock over a gas station? You get a one-day blurb on page six at best! But if you steal a train... a battleship... vatican gold?! You're the headline! You want to make history?! Codenames! Costumes! Make your mark on history, and some day you might have a museum exhibit too!"

"Lord Death Man! We've got the goods."

The Skull-Man with the bag of jewelry, wallets, and purses, hands the sack over to Death Man, who opens it to the camera.

"These are the spoils of the Super-Criminal! Remember that, as I begin my cross-country crime spree! Death Man... Out!"

With that, he knocks the camera out of the cameraman's hands and heads for the front door, to a closed intersection where sewer work is currently being done... and jumps straight into the manhole, followed by the skull-men just as the police round the corner! Flashing sirens, gunshots, and shouting policemen were all Lord Death Man heard as he dropped onto the jetski between the tied-up sewer workers and gunned it, dashing south. All in all a clean getaway- his henchmen that remained in the museum, actually his mystically generated clones, would soak up bullets from the police. The fact the faceless minions would all be genetically identical was going to be a real mindfuck for some poor mortician. For now, though, LDM contented himself with the knowledge his message had been delivered. Now all that he needed to do... was wait.
March 20th, 8:00 AM-
Camelot Park, Coney Island

After a long drive through New York's awful traffic, Death Man pulled his car into the hidden garage at Camelot Park. Abandoned around 1975, the park's medieval themes had just fallen out of the youth's interests. However, like abandoned theme parks across the multiverse, this monument to merriment had a new, far more sinister purpose! For as Death Man stepped through the service door of the garage to the walk-through tour of a medieval dungeon- complete with animatronic skeletons and "authentic" torture devices, A panel on the floor rose up, revealing an obsolete- but still quite functional- elevator that lead to his base. From outside, this lead-and-concrete structure was invisible to most forms of detection. It wasn't even in the city's municipal plans anymore- but the medieval aesthetic continued as Death man descended, finding himself in a magnificent feasting hall within...

March 30th, 8:05 AM


A number of skull-masked grunts milled about the room, cleaning up from breakfast. It was a busy day here in the office, and the boss had just arrived. Death Man inspected everything as he passed- wooden tables, fancy carpets, tapestries depicting the greatest of Britain's medieval criminals- from Eustace Folville's outlaw ways, to Lord Despenser The First's thefts. Yes, this was thematically appropriate for the base. There were suits of armor with axes, halberds, and greatswords. Again, appropriate, though he was unsure if they were merely decorative or if they were haunted or something. He was hoping they were haunted.

Inspection continued as he entered various side doors on his way through the bunker. The labs where his inventors and scientists reverse-engineered technology and electronics were off the main path, to avoid the aesthetic conflicts of their clean, sanitary working conditions. The enforcers had their own rooms, appropriately furnished... aside from the posters, and Kid Kafka's TV. Well, he wasn't going to fault Greg for wanting a TV after Doctor Denki figured out how to pirate satellite channels. That would slide as well.

Eventually, he came to a large, seemingly oaken door... with a keypad on it. He put in the code- his wife's birthday- and made his way across a regal carpet to the mahogany desk, eased himself into a vintage office chair, and logged into the 2004 desktop computer that awaited. He slapped a large folder on the desk, looking quite pleased as he flipped through it. Profits were up, as usual. He pushed the blinking button on the video chat client that popped up on his screen- a custom number that Doctor Denki had come up with. He was met with thirteen shadowed figures that promptly saluted.

"HAIL, LORD DEATH MAN! Eternal is his reign of terror!"

"I apologize for my tardiness, men. This city's traffic is apalling. However, until we secure the sewers, we must deal with it. Let us begin the reports."

The first to respond is a man in a full-body suit and wrestling mask, decorated with designs of the human muscular system.

"Senketsu Joe The Fifth, reporting! Lord Death Man, the Rogue Alliance of Wrestling has announced our intention to square off with the stars of a Mexican promotion in their next Battle Royale. They have agreed to do some pushing for some of our guys. But we believe that in addition to the ticket sales, the prize for this event may be worth the Death Syndicate's attention."

Death Man steepled his fingers as he leaned in towards the webcam, raising an eyebrow under his mask. Senketsu Joe was a mantle assumed by the head of the Rogue Alliance of Wrestling- a wrestling promotion he had acquired from one of the smaller families he absorbed. It had always been headed up by Senketsu Joe- a wrestler who was forever banned from the ring for being too brutal. That is to say, for bringing a knife into the ring and shanking the promotion manager for forcing him to job constantly. This was one of his successors, Joe the Fifth- a striker as opposed to the original's power moves. Still, he had a decent head for business.

"And what is this prize, Senketsu Joe?"

"The golden mask of the wrestler who retired in 1975... and the large jewel that is attached to it! It's the mask of Aztec!"

Aztec. Death Man vaguely remembered that name. Senketsu Joe the Third, the previous owner of the Senketsu Joe gimmick, had spent enough time complaining his diva personality. Back in the days when wrestling promotions around the world were willing to work together on a regular basis, Aztec flew from Mexico to Japan to "seek revenge against Joe the Third for crippling his mentor in a steel cage match." It was a cliche, and the man was an awful person. But Aztec's high-flying moves sold tickets, even if he just sort of disappeared after beating Senketsu Joe the Third once... due to allegations of drug abuse. It was no great loss to the organization, and they still had the rights to his image in Japan. The man had always claimed that the his mask- and particularly the Star of Quetzlcoatl on it- was part of ancient priestly garb that gave his predecessors in the Aztec mask phenomenal mystic powers. It sounded like it was a pretty standard gimmick for a luchadore, but with the advent of mystical events... Maybe there was something more to the claim. And really, would they miss what they thought was a dusty old prop?

"Excellent. Joe, I want that mask. If it has half the power that Aztec claimed, it will be invaluable to the syndicate. While the promotion is underway, I will make an attempt to steal it."

With a hearty salute, Senketsu Joe bows. It'd be time for the writers to get together soon and start planning.

"Of course Lord Death Man! It will be done!"

The next to speak up is a figure with yellow scaly skin, sitting on a boat beneath a starry sky.

"Imori here. Everything seems fine on thisssss end. We've got a shipment of chocolate to be delivered to Ssssssydney. They won't suspect a thing."

Imori. That would be confusing soon, if the yokai were to return with the magic. A man with thick, scaly skin that made him immune to small arms fire was a real nightmare for shipping officials. An ex-pirate recruited by an organized crime syndicate was worse still. Next a traditional-looking shrine maiden spoke up.

"Greetings, Lord Death Man. I have begun searching the wilderness and rural towns of Japan in search of the objects you have described... We will find what we can and try the mystic rites."

"You have all done well. Continue, and we shall have wealth beyond our wildest dreams. Fail, and you are aware of the consequences. Death Man, out."

With that, Death Man returned his attention to the folder on his desk- a rather large set of pictures and blueprints, as well as a newspaper with some very promising words at the headline: "INTERNATIONAL MUSEUM OF CRIME PREPARES TO WELCOME NEW EXHIBITS FROM THE TOKYO MUSEUM OF HISTORY".
March 20th, 7:00 AM
7 AM is a late start for Death Man. Usually by now he'd be at one of his offices, taking reports and calls. Deciding which businesses needed extra protection, whether or not any messages needed to be sent for the good of the organization as a whole. Normally, he'd be in Tokyo. Today, however...

New York, Staten Island Port- Warehouse 52

He was jetlagged. Tired, angry. Still though, he'd come to this warehouse- legally purchased using some loan-sharking money- to deliver a message. A message that would not be undermined by the sounds of the bustling docks outside, or the beep-beep-beep of heavy machinery at work. He paced back and forth on the shipping container before a small crowd of very nervous men and women in very nice suits with high collars, a makeshift stage for his little presentation. Some of his audience were new recruits from the Americas and back overseas, some were old blood from Japan. The new kids, he could understand. They didn't know how things worked. But the ones who'd been in his syndicate before didn't look any more pleased than he did. Stopping, he sighed. A large red curtain hung behind him, and he turned to face the crowd, leaning on his cane for effect.

"Gentlemen. I came all the way from Tokyo to check on some... disturbing reports I've received of this cell's activities. I've been lead to believe that you have been buying and selling human beings."

He spun the cane, pointing to the gathered crooks, glaring under his skeleton mask. The reaction of fear was consistent, at least. That was good. The new blood had likely been informed of what happened to those who crossed him.

"Now, I feel like I've had this conversation every few months, and it's getting tiresome. I just got the blood off my favorite shoes from last time. Human trafficking is not the purview of Tekiya. It takes advantage of the lonely and downtrodden. It is a shitty thing to do, and the exact sort of thing the Yakuza formed to prevent. I'm not angry with you, just... disappointed. Satou, the curtain."

With that, the curtain spread open to reveal a young, tattooed, bare-naked Japanese man bound with chains and gagged, hanging upside-down from a crane. As the man struggled, Death Man leapt down from the container.

"However, I am positively LIVID with Shotaro here. I understand this was his idea, so he's the one who's getting punished. Now, the last few times someone tried to start an operation like this, I just cut off a finger, as is tradition. But that's not getting the message across. Satou, the crate."

The crate slid aside, a man in a similar skull mask using a forklift to do so. Lord Death man tapped on a large aquarium full of crystal-clear water... in which a half dozen alligators eye the meal above greedily. Death Man flipped the top of his cane open, pressing a button as the hook dropped the bound man into the aquarium. As the water churned and turned to a deep red, one of the men at the back- his mottled skin covered in red and blue lines- laughed and patted a squeamish looking Asian-American youth's shoulder.

"Thus, I direct your attention to the tank of sewer gators that Shotaro is currently taking a swim in! These alligators infest the sewers of New York, abandoned long ago by tourists who thought a pet alligator would be a wonderfu souvenir from a vacation to Florida. Now, as he preyed upon outcasts, these outcasts shall prey upon him. Going forward, remember- we are criminals, not monsters. There's plenty of gators for the traitors. I suggest you focus on your smuggling of electronic parts and luxury goods in the future. Now... I have other business to attend."

With that, Death Man walked towards the exit of the warehouse, his cape swirling dramatically behind him as he headed to the car he used while operating in New York... a powder blue Trabant. Small and nonthreatening, the tinted windows didn't even register to most. Now he just had to make his way through traffic. He switched on the radio and began the long, arduous journey back to HQ...
Intermediate Low Tier Villain

Aaaalright... here's the villain. Intermediate Low I suppose? He doesn't have a lot of destructive power at the moment.

So I sort of had an idea for a hero and villain. The hero would be a sort of Etrigan equivalent, a demon who screwed up somewhere along the chain of bureaucracy in hell and now has to hunt vengeful souls that have escaped. He last saw Earth circa 1840, where he was dubbed "Spring-Heeled Jack" as he hunted damned souls (as well as vampires and a certain serial killer) through the fog-shrouded streets of London.

The second is playing off Lord Death Man's old story of being a Yogi who learned to fake his death and the extrapolation of that to the point of immortality- this version would be someone who tried to steal the secrets of Buddhist enlightenment to help become the ultimate criminal, but due to his worldly attachments and generally evil ambitions, has instead been subjected to the tortures of the narakas- the Buddhist Hells. Having adapted to the eternal torment, however, he's able to control the hellish energies flowing through him, having become immortal and able to call upon the tortures to emulate various superpowers.
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