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2 yrs ago
Current It's too late. Always has been. Always will be.
2 yrs ago
Life is just death in drag.
4 yrs ago
He has no friends, but he gets a lot of mail. I'll bet he spent a little time in jail.
4 yrs ago
jesse i have no money for fuckijg bills and steam sales
4 yrs ago
DO NOT REINCARNATE

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Definitely going to have Dandy constantly menace her by trying to be friends and also get a genetic sample of her healing blood.
Well then Cece's the only one that doesn't have to worry about if Dandelion has infected them and parasitically fused to their nervous system get a cool and fun hug from Dandy.
But would the nanites nullify alien infection and assimilation Dandelion's Very Special Hug?
Maybe at this point we're renting out the whole hotel. LexCorp's gotta have some ancillary supervillain lair we could squat in.
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Keep your psuedopods to yourself!

EDIT: Just ot be clear, Johnny's Ricky in this situation because nice version of the Thing could deck him any day of the week.


I do find Bubbles relatable to Dandelion's character. Just someone with no real ill intentions that constantly gets roped into mischief.

Maybe I'll have Dandelion start adopting tons of cats, but first they'll have to learn they're not for eating.

Completely unrelated to all this marshmallow talk but can you guys believe Platypuses have venom? I remember reading about that on wikipedia once at work and thinking it was some made up edit. That shite's WHACK.


They are also the only truly venomous mammal if I recall correctly.
Hmm. Something is gonna happen if Dandy ever gets their psuedopods on that ship. Not sure what, but something.
Oh no the Australian is going to teach Dandy swears...
We seem to have no less than three discrete teleporters, and four people that had their genes fuckulated in a lab of some kind. Five if you count Dandy.
Hmm trying to think of what accommodations Dandy would need. They don't sleep, but they do like to have a space to unwind and relax. As well as maybe assume their true form and eat a pig carcass.
Who will get roomed with Dandelion? They can look forward to waking up in the night to find Dandy standing over them watching them sleep.
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