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The Koopa Troop

wordcount: 1,135 (+2)
Bowser: Level 10 EXP: //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// (258/100)
Bowser Jr: Level 9 EXP: ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// (225/90)
Kamek: Level 10 EXP: ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////(153/100)
Rika: Level 5 EXP: ////////////////////////////////////////////////// (19/50)
Location: Smash City Alcamoth


”Me and Peach had a big brawl which, you know, obviously I won. Ain’t nobody but that pesky plumber who can get the best of me, and I’ll get him one day, that's for sure!” Bowser gloated in response to Sakura asking them about how their practice bouts had gone, before half bobbing his head to the side and adding ”But hey, Peach’s come a pretty long way, mind. Even managed to leave a scratch or two which is honestly pretty impressive”

”I’d say it was a touch more than a scratch” Kamek said, remembering the not insubstantial chuck of scales she’d seen blasted out of her king’s chest before he got patched up ”As for me and the young master, well, we had something of a minion battle rather than fight ourselves and I suppose I technically won, however that’s hardly fair to say when unlike the young master I cant run out of troops. It all ended up as something of an endless survival game for Mimi and Dazzle rather than a straight up fight, and I think they did rather well, all things told”

”Oh, and I also worked out how to do this while we were at it” she added, conjuring a shadow clone of Rika for a brief moment which did a dramatic combat pose, before giving a blank faced wave as it dematerialised, all in the span of a few seconds ”Rather neat, yes?

A only a little bit later an announcement blared through the halls, informing them all that the railway mission had been successful, which put something of a damper on Jr’s plan to have lunch before setting out, as did Nadia’s challenging the others to a race and then proceeding to splatter herself on the ground several floors down, the watching of which was at first harrowing and then appetite killing.

“Are you ok down there Ms?!” Rika called down to the cat girl, and then sighed with relief as she started to pull herself together down there. Then she glanced to the side as a propeller started whirring and Jr began to take to the skies to chase her down and win the race.

“Oh no you don’t! Your not leaving me behind this time!” Rika shouted as she hopped up, grabbing the size of the car with the jaw of her gauntlet, and then ,using the hull blades for extra leverage, hauled herself up and into the car “So scoot over”

As the prince complained the shipgirl sat herself bedie him and then reached a hand down and out to Omori and asked him “Wanna come with?”

However which way they got there, the blue team all found their way to the meeting chamber and got the sit-rep, and then headed on down to the vehicle bay, though not before Jr held everyone up by detouring to get a BLT sandwich on the way there (he got over Nadia’s accident pretty quickly).

Once there they went past their still busted airship, and the princess had to have a giggle at what everyone else had been saddled with instead of it, namly dinky wooden rowboats.

”Now now young master, that’s hardly becoming of a prince” Kamek tutted, but even she had to cover her mouth and suppress a laugh when Bowser stepped into the boat… and it promptly slowly sank with him onboard. Amusement quickly turned to panic however when the king proceeded to also sink like a brick to the bottom of the dock and proved unable to just swim back up to the surface.

Fortunately, after a muffled ringing of a bell the king reemerged in his Meowser form, claw climbing up the side of the dock and then violently shaking off all the water like a dog, much to anyone nearby’s displeasure.

”Bleh, sire really!” Kamek complained, while Rika moaned about her new sundress getting all wet for the second time today.

”Yeah yeah, complain all you want, but you’ve got way less to moan about than me, coz I’m stuck” Bowser retorted, understandably a bit miffed at the prospect of being left behind after all he’d done for the cause.

”Now now sire, don't give up so soon, I’ll just have my Toadies carry you” Kamek said after she’d dried herself off, before waving her wand and summoning the stocky hooded and propeller hatted creatures with which to hoist the king up.

”Yeah and what if they drop me, huh? I’ll just sink like a stone. I need something waaaay more resilient before I even think of going out there” the king replied, not wanting to trust his life to the grips of those floaty wee henchmen

“Oh Oh, I can help with this!” Rika announced before scrunching up her fists and eyes and holding her gauntlets in close to her chest while focusing, only to suddenly rise them up with a cry of pain as she summoned Pacific Princess’s white whale at the expense of her vitality, the ship girl bending over, panting and bleeding from her nose as the great beast filled up much of the docks.

”Wow hey I’ve got you” Bowser said as he carefully caught the shipgirl by the shoulder before she just completely collapsed ”you didn’t need to do that you know”

“What not, it's fine, it's fine!” she replied while appreciatively leaning on the big guy for support before adding “Besides, Kamek and Blazermate can just fix me up right?” which was something the mage was already in the process of setting up white mage clones to start doing.

A little bit later she was all patched up and they were ready to go. Kamek and Jr hovered above the group as usual, though the prince did take the time to send out his Popplio, Dazzle, to go for a swim, the sealion happily leaping to and fro among the boat riders, eager to set out into the water unknown.

Despite his playful antics, the pokemon was out and about mainly to act as an escort, a task he was joined in by Rika (who as a shipgirl was of course entirely suited to keeping everyone safe as she scooted across the waves) and the unlikely pairing of her great white whale and Bowser, who was riding just behind its array of cannons was, and who was primed and ready to add his own firepower to the great sea beast's own. Woe betide anyone who got on the wrong end of that barrage.

With them all set, all that was needed was for everyone else to get ship shaped and then they’d all head out on their watery adventure to Twilight town. With it being a quick scoot along the coast after all, so what could possibly go wrong in that short a distance?


Deep Dark Secrets


“I cannot accept this gift in good faith, especially when your fear of the end is based purely on speculation” Xavior, sitting upon his (re-redecorated) throne in his courtroom, said to the bejeweled merchant who had come to try and bargain for salvation.

“But, my god, surely the signs of the end times could not be more clear! The sky bleeds a red that does not fade, and you yourself have mentioned that the nodes grow hot. What else could these mean!” The merchant retorted, words joined by mutters of agreement from the line of awaiting supplicants.

“I have sent messengers to Benea seeking answers. Till they return and enlighten us to the truth I will brook no more discussion of whether or not the Trigger event is upon us, and that is final” The god decreed, and then raise a hand to silence the words of those that dissent “Enough. All of those here regarding the trigger event, step aside and be patient for the return of the messengers”

God sighed internally as his command was obeyed and caused a frightening number of those waiting to speak with him to step to the side. In the process they formed a worryingly large group who immediately launched into debate over the subject. As they moved off the next in line stepped forwards and was announced

“Next is…” there was a pause as the priest in charge of managing the queue had to skip down their list several times to get to the next supplicant still in line, “miss Jasmin, here on behalf of Master Forman Derik”

As instructed, the well dressed woman who’s garb made little effort to hide her calloused hands and the muscles of a miner framing her form, stepped forwards beneath their cloth, stepped forwards and bowed before Xavior “My god. We have made the most peculiar discovery. These slabs” she beckoned a pair of assistants forwards holding two large stone tablets “where found by one of the miners deep deep beneath the ground. I have not come to ask for anything in turn, you have already done so much for my family and my dear Derik, and so simply offer these due to your interest in anything that might predate the world of the creator”

The fact that something might have survived the end of the old world caused a great stir, particularly in those who had come to attempt to barter for survival at the end of this one.

“You are sure these do not have an origin from this cycle of the crucible? A trick of some charlatan, or another god perhaps?” Xavior said, trying to not get his or anyone else’s hopes up.

“I cannot say, all I know is that it is written in a language no one i have contacted to look at them has been able to identify” Jasmin said as the tablets where presented to the god and he could see that, just as she had said, they were written in a writing system not born from this cycle.

Or that is what he thought at first. Peering closer it seemed to be similar to Benea’s but, for some reason, it seemed… hazy, or blurred would be how he would best describe it, the words having been obscured by some malignant curse.

“Strange. And intriguing. Hmmm” the god thought for a moment, and then snapped his fingers, before reaching into the breast pocket on the suit he had decided to wear today and retrieving a newly created monocle. This he set over on eye, holding it in place with his eyebrow as he examined the freshly revealed information.



He read the first silently, and then upon reaching the second his eyes suddenly widened and he lost his grip on the onical, which went bouncing across the floor, clinking sound echoing through the hush of the room.

“My god? Are you alright” the priest who caught and retrieved the monocle quietly asked, concerned by the hidden look of fear he saw as he stepped in close to return the reading implement. Out of curiosity he glanced through the lens of the monocle himself, yet while the information he saw was certainly revelatory, he saw no reason for his god’s fearful reaction.

“Yes. Yes I am quite fine” the god lied, taking the lens and placing it back where it belonged, steeling himself as he once more read the word that had caused a burst of primal fear upon simply witnessing it:

Koulemuus

He did not know why he felt that way, nor why the priest had had no such reaction, but if the presence of Trine of whom all humans where children did not confirm the age of the tablet, then whatever curse or rule had caused him to feel terror at the name of that person or weapon certainly did.

“You are correct in your assessment, miss Jasmin, this is older than this cycle, perhaps older than all cycles, and it is of great interest to me. You will do all you can to find if any more of these lay buried beneath the earth” the god commanded, before reassuring her that “I will, of course, fund and reward these efforts with my own wealth and power”

Jasmin bowed graciously, quietly overjoyed at how profitable this little trip had been, already dreaming at the advancements in mining they could make with divine backing. She’d have further reasons for joy as soon as she left the room from the group who had been denied an audience with Xavor. For though the god was interested in the content’s of the documents, those who sought to survive the end of the world saw in the slab’s mere existence hope they could take their survival into their own hands.

If these slabs could survive the end by being deep down in the earth, then surely they could too? Thus the search for secrets gained a second purpose, to dig deep and then build shelters for the wealthy to hunker down within in-order to survive the apocalypse.





The Koopa Troop

wordcount: 1,008 (+2)
Bowser: Level 10 EXP: //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// (256/100)
Bowser Jr: Level 9 EXP: ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// (223/90)
Kamek: Level 10 EXP: ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////(151/100)
Rika: Level 5 EXP: ////////////////////////////////////////////////// (17/50)
Location: Smash City Alcamoth


Jr grumbled as his suggestion that they bailed didn’t get responded to right away and so after only about a half dozen drops plopped down on his head he had had enough of being rained on. The boy prince hopped out of his car and then proceeded to pick it up, flipping it upside down in order to hold it above his head and use it as an umbrella.

”Blech, fine, get wet all you want, see if I care!” he complained from beneath his shield.

”Aw come on, its not that bad” Rika replied cheerfully, although she quickly changed her tune when her new sundress started getting wet and it, unlike the pirate-y or swimsuits-y clothes she’d had on, did not respond well to the drenching.

”Oh ok ew that is not fun” she complained as she raised her gauntlets over her head to block the rain, though the way they did not slot together and instead left a gap meant she got water dripped on the head and shoulders quite a bit.

Thus both she joined Jr and Omori in hurrying over to the elevator, and being thankful that it both sped its way down and had a rain shield that closed up above them to block out the downpour.

Once at the bottom there was a twining of farewells and greetings, starting with the hat wearing kid running off on her own adventure/quest to gather up all her ship’s fuel.

”Bye! Have fun and stay safe whatever your name is!” Rika called after her, while Jr just shrugged, somewhat indifferent to her departure. They hadn’t exactly been close despite Jr’s perhaps miss guided attempts to change that.

As for the greeting, well, here was Pit who they’d met once at the meeting and Jr vaguely knew from smash. Unlike with his dad there hadn’t been any kind of world warping adventure attached to the tournament he’d been in, and as there was a difference between competing with/against someone and going through an actual crisis side by side with them, his familiarity with the angel was a fair bit lesser than Bowsers.

”Sup Pit” Jr greeted him simply, while Rika gave him a little hand wave and a nod in agreement to how good the view was as she said ”Yeah it really was, I didn’t know there was so much stuff in the world!” before thinking for a moment and adding ”Oh and I’m Rika, nice to meet you. I like your pretty wings”

The lack of any kind of city wide alert or moogle showing up ment they still had time to kill, something Omori noted and took Pit up on his offer about tapping into his knowledge of smash city to ask if there was anywhere else they could spend time.

”Like somewhere to eat? All that fighting and training means has left me hungry” Jr said, despite the fact that he’d been passive through most of it. Rika nodded enthusiastically at the idea, having contrastingly put lots of effort in over the last little while that had worked up a fair bit of an appetite.




Someone who was way ahead of them on the whole food front was Bowser. The king, having been denied a throw down by the spotlight hogging Dante, had gone and gotten a second serving of shrimp which he was sitting on the stairs and munching through like popcorn while watching Dante throw down with the two intruders. His enthusiasm was somewhere between the noisy Sakura and the cool Karin, giving the odd call of encouragement, but mostly focusing on munching and watching.

Kamek, once she had seen to the wounded (who seemed to have come off rather lightly considering the damage being thrown around and giving a pretty clear indication that the pair had pulled their punches) had settled down next to her king alongside some of those same said wounded who where fit enough to sit and watch. Together they made up something of a little spectator gallery joining in Sakura’s cheering, especially from those that had lost to the intruders and who had a personal stake in seeing them get their comeuppance.

Get it they did, Dante and her endless bag of tricks not quite wiping the floor with them, but certainly showing herself to be head and shoulders above the couple when it came to competence and sheer style. The ending of the fight was met with cheers and applause from the miscellaneous onlookers.

”Well done Dante, and thank you two for not hurting anyone too badly while under the influence of Galeem” Kamek called down, adding just a little bit of positive spin to Guile’s sour faced take on the situation

”Eh you two were lucky Dante jumped in before I got in the ring, else you’d have seen what a real trouncing looked like. I’m the one who freed her after all” Bowser added, leaving out just oh so many details of that little confrontation in the name of being his boastful self as he and Kamek followed Geralt’s beckoning for them to wander down to join the reforming Blue team group.

”As for getting back in the action, well, I for one am appreciating all the downtime I can get before we go back to the grindstone. It's not like we really have a time pressure on us or anything, what with Galeem being passive and the master hand being reactionary in its methods of opposing us, so plenty of rest and preparation can only help our cause” Kamek replied to the Witcher’s notion about wanting to get back out there.

Bowser meanwhile had the opposite opinion ”Nah I get ya, it’s well past time we got back out there and started smashing shmucks into dust again. Can’t let that big flappy glowball get comfy thinking we ain't coming for its neck…? head…? orb! Yeah that! Plus there was that whole city that was in trouble or something right? I’m guessing you here types are chomping at the bit to go save that place.”
Mercenary mission: Last Resort


Just about eyesight of smash city, across the Eryth Sea, stood a power plant charged by a singular massive spinning turbine. To those in charge of the city, it was an eyesoar. Not because of anything to do with the structure itself however mind, wonderful renewable energy source that it was, but because of the brutish locusts (derisively known as Grubs by their natural enemies, the Gears) who called it home. Attempts at friendly contact had been met with gunfire, and subsequent relations had only deteriorated thanks to a raid on one of the merchant caravans winding its way over too spiral mountain to exchange fish for crops.

After Mewtwo had set the blue team to work training, and discreetly oversee their matches via the spectator system, it had instead decided that it was high time someone cleaned up the local trash. That they seemed to be sitting on quite the stockpile of weapons, ammo and military vehicles would be a (significant) side benefit of making the region safer and fully under the control of the seeker’s forces.



The first challenge to taking the base would be the beach and the ruined wall that separated it from the more modern power station propper. Here, small gangs of locust grunts patrolled across sand and stone, or lounged on lazy lookout duty atop the walls, the fact that no one had dared bother them in forever meant they were pretty lax in the whole deal.

That was right up until a comically large cartoon bomb bounced down into the sand next to a patrol of grubs. They had but a moment to look at it in confusion before it detonated, central explosion vaporizing one while a series of secondary explosions lashed out in a cross shape from the central one, pulping a few more unfortunate grubs in the process and posthumously teaching them about the importance of spacing.

The surviving locusts scrambled for cover that could not save them from the bombardment dropping from the sky, grub after grub being blown to bits by the air dropped bombs. Their leader, Captain Jermad, took cover within the powerplant itself, but swiftly realized that he was under in no danger and stepped out onto the platform behind the windmill to get a look at what was attacking them. Gazing to the sky, squinting into the morning light till he spotted the source of their problem.

Two shapes, floating improbably in the air, one simply hovering there, menacingly, with its arm outstretched to its side towards the other one. This second seemed to be the source of the steady rain of black bombs pelting his front line. But, as he had noticed, they were not hitting his main base.

The monster of a man glanced down at the vehicle and ordnance stores of the compound and understood very well why this was, snarling “Greed” to himself before pointing down at some of his reserves and then up at the hovering figures.

Up above Mewtwo narrowed its eyes as it spotted movement within the compound in response to its telekinetically held helper Bomberman’s shower of explosives. This had been effective enough as an opening, it decided, but now was time to activate stage two before their enemy had time to recover, something it did with a thought.

As an engine roared to life along the coast, Jermad’s response came into view, a pair of Reaver squids taking flight, each carrying a pair of grubs on their backs, one pilot as a pilot and one as an assistant gunner.

The pokemon made a sound of minor inconvenience at this, and began evasive actions, bomberman in tow, as the assistant gunners opened up on them with their pistols… only for one to immediately sprout an arrow from the neck.

From within her sneakily taken watchtower sat upon the hill overlooking the beach the goblin warlord and ace archer Hollythorn drew another arrow from her quiver to as her ranger strikers finished off the last of the grubs who had been stationed within. She wasn’t technically part of the 4 hero band task with this mission, but the reason she was here was, and was also presently recklessly racing headfirst towards danger, if the roaring engine sound barreling towards the base was any indication.

The grubs on the beach, the few that remained, pulled themselves together after the bombing stopped just in time to be targets for the whirling miniguns of Duace as the hotrod came roaring down the beach, peddle held to the metal by one Eddie Rigs, hero and liberator of the Brütal Land.

Bullets riddled the defenders as their own pinged haplessly off the souped up car, and by the time it did a sharp turn and powerslide up to park beside the wall it was kicking up their dust along with the wave of sand it showered down onto the battlements like a smokescreen. Along with this wave came an armored and crowned figure who leapt high into the air, wall jumped off the wall for more height and then floated back towards it for a moment before finally then dropping down onto one of the grubs.

”Hi I’m Daisy!“ the eponymous princess introduced herself as she smashed a frying pan down on his head with a distinctive clong! before bringing up the quad barrel pistol she held in her other one and haphazardly blasting it down the length of the battlements, filling the space and enemies in it with shotgun shrapnel.

Grubs fell as she tossed the empty weapon at the closest survivor’s noggin before she rushed through the ash to deliver an unsportswomanly steel toe capped kick to his groin. As the grub doubled over in pain Daisy finished up by smashing him over the head with the frying pan. This unfortunately bent the poor pan all out of shape, so she hurled it at another locust and was, at that point, unfortunately all out of weapons.

It was thus a good moment for a winged shape to rise up to join her, Eddie flying with demonic wings to deliver a two handed battle axe blow to the grub that was raising a weapon to shoot the princess, while an arrow sprouted from the eye socket of another who was doing the same.

Princess daisy-bombed her own target off the wall (a move that came complete with a shower of her flowery namesake) and then waved up to the goblin appreciatively for the assist. In response Hollythorn rolled her eyes and then focused back on the air battle, where Mewtwo was doing its best to evade the remaining squid like Reaver, the other having been left blind by the death of its two riders at the goblin’s hands.

This second one was proving trickier, knowing it had to be evasive or die; it was sacrificing its own ability to aim to stay alive, spraying bullets out that were of little threat but forced its own target to keep moving.

I tire of this. Give me a moment that target thought too bomberman, before tossing the explosive slinger skywards and flying right at the reaver, raising a blue bubble shield around it that deflected the shots and then rammed into the beast’s head. A glance from the mon that met the pilot’s eyes disabled the creature’s ability to pull the trigger a moment before the bubble burst like shrapnel from the impact.

The mon took the moment he had given himself to palm strike the head of the beast, purple psychic energy flaring which he drove directly into its brain, pulping it to mush.

Then he kicked off the now plummeting and disintegrating beast, flew at lighting speed and snatched Bomberman out of the air right before the hero met a watery grave and then finally swooped towards the beach to link up with the princess and the roadie at their now cleared wall.

The base proper awaited.



Mewtwo dropped Bomberman off at the beach and then hovered up to see how the two were doing, which turned out to be hiding behind their captured wall’s battlements as bullets rained down.

“Projectile spammers huh? Real buncha cheap jerks” Daisy said to him as the mon ducked down to join them, glancing at an arrow embedded in the wall that had a bit of paper with “take cover you idiots” on it.

Quite the mon thought back, its eyes briefly skimming over a pile of replacement weapons Daisy had acquired from crushing grub sprites, before it formed a bubble shield around itself and stood up to get a look at the situation. The hail wasn’t as intense as it seemed while it had been ducking for cover, the mon found. The grunts, hunkered down behind various corners and chest high walls across the base, were instead taking turns to ping off a few shots to keep the hero’s heads down while a squad of them moved towards the entrance of the base to flank them, both actions done under the command of their observing leader.

A thought and a resulting bomberman bomb took care of the little flanking threat right before they rounded the corner. The response to both this and, of course, Mewtwo standing up in the first place was an increase in fire power concentrated on him, a hail of bullets slowly cracking the shell of power as the sight of a juicy target immediately broke the grunt’s discipline. The mon smirked, standing there with its arms folded behind its back, as its allies got to move to a new position while it was the focus. A moment later fire opened up a little ways away along the wall on either side of the mon as Eddie and Daisy used spirit spawned weapons to return fire.

Unfortunately they were not exactly expert shooters with adult rifles and their opponent was no fool, having held back troops who at his command immediately popped out of cover and opened up on the other two, driving them to hunker back down again.

Mewtwo ignored a cry of “Uuuurgh, so cheap!” from Daisy while partially agreeing with Eddie’s shouting of “We need to get in there and wreck these dudes face to face!”

I suppose I will resolve this myself then’ the mon thought to them, before dodging to the side with a twirling motion while dropping his bubble, before vanishing in a flurry of sparkles. A moment later one of the grunts was hurled out of cover and into a fiend’s line of fire. Then from an entirely different position a ball of purple energy soared out, hammering another grub in the back. Suddenly finding themselves flanked by the fast moving mon the locusts reacted in a barely controlled panic as their leader shouted for order (and then promptly retreated inside to avoid being taken down himself by the teleporting terror himself)

Daisy took this moment to take a peek back up over her cover and then once she did not lose her head, popped two locust rifles on the battlements and just pulled the trigger down, spraying uncontrolled amounts of fire in the general direction of some grubs while giggling with girlishly manic laughter.

Eddie meanwhile strummed a few notes on his guitar and then leaped down as the Deuce came roaring around the corner under its own power in response, having picked up bomberman on its way there. He mounted up and hit the gas, sending the Deuce slamming forwards into a locust position while Bomberman tossed his signature explosives out the back at those that avoided being splattered.

If that had been the limit of the locust’s power, it would have been over, especially once Hollythorn repositioned, got an angle on the inner compound, and started steadily picking off grunts one by one. Unfortunately, Jermad had one last round of reserves saved up which he now sent into the fray.

Along with them came the rain, slinging down from the darkening sky.

A barb toothed preacher waded into the battle, screaming holy commands at the grubs to rise and fight, demands that were met with revitalization that sealed their wounds and even raising them from near death states.

“Oh come on!” Daisy yelled as she tossed her spent weapons (much of whome’s ammunition usage had been rendered meaningless) away and pulled more from her pile, only to come under suppressing fire again from the revitalized Grubs.

“Hey Holly! Can you do something about that!” the princess called up to her friend as bullets pinged of the stone wall behind her. Unfortunately the goblin was presently in the midst of fleeing from adorable drill faced creatures called diggles which were made a bit less cute first by the locust augmentations covering their eyes and second by the fact that they had used those strange beaks to burst out of the solid rock Hollythorn had been stood on, and the warlord had no interest in finding out what they did to her green flesh.

Down below Deuce skidded to the side, splashing up rainwater as Eddie pulled a U-turn and aimed to simply run down the preacher and his troops, only for canonfire to sound to the left of the car and a blast to slam into one of its back wheels, sending the care careening and crashing into a nearby building while the basted wheel spun away in the opposite direction.

As Bomberman and Eddie pulled themselves from the crashed vehicle as the source of the cannon fire rushed towards them, the rampaging cybereticly enhanced moon bear storming towards them to take them down with tooth and claw while its cannon reloaded itself.

Further back Jermad had returned from summoning his troops from the reserve, a fresh waves of grunts heading for the front lines on either side of him while the captain himself was flanked by two Theron Guards armed with strange bow like guns as retook his windmill observation spot.

These weapons his guards raised and began “charging” up (a yellow glow building at the front of the gun) when Mewtwo appeared and began laying waste to the grunt wave. A volleyball shaped and sized orb of shadow slamming into one was its opening, before the mon teleported out into the open next to another pair running next to the first. To one it delivered a dark blast with a palm thrust that ripped its insides to shreds, and the other it slammed with its tail, the bulb at the end acting like the head of a flail as it delivered a blow that snapped its neck.

Then the mon physically crushing both felled grunt’s spirits, levitating the resulting guns the moments they formed and opening fire with all three while using its blue barrier to block retaliation from the other panicked grunts as it mowed them down with cold and brutal efficiency.

At least until one of the bow wielding guard’s added their own shot to the mix, the torque rifle firing its rpg shaped bolt with intense speed, which slammed into and then right through its bubble barrier. A split second decision to start dodging this shot when he heard it go off saved the mon from also being penetrated by the missile, and instead it only exploded inside the barrier and behind the mon, knocking it off of its feet and face first to the ground.

The mon launched to the side, psychically pulling its fallen form out of the way of the second shot, before blinking into the air and then blasting forwards head first towards the captain and his 2 guards, only to have to swerve out of the way when a third cut in with an oversized axe. It then parried Mewtwo’s weeping tail swing with the flat of the axe head, and finally lashed out with an electrically charged fist, the Boltmon who the locusts had found plugged into the heart of the generator willing to do whatever it took to protect its new master.

Down below Eddie did almost the exact same move to spare Bomberman from death by cyberbear, using his own massive battle axe side on as a shield to catch the biting jaws of the rampaging cyborg.

“Gahhh, your breath stinks! Get lost fur ball!” he shouted at it, before trying to sock it in the jaw. Unfortunately, it was A: a bear and B: had a metal lower jaw which just ment the roadie mostly succeeded in hurting his own fist, pulling it back and shaking it with an “ah-cha-cha-cha!” before stumbling back as the bear tried to wail on him again with another paw strike. This one caught him on the arm, sending the metal legend stumbling right as a bomb was slid between his legs.

“Uh oh” he panicked as he saw it and just how low the fuse was, raising both arms and closing his eyes to try and protect himself as it went off. There was a wumf of flame and a pained yowling from the cyber-bear as it was blasted, but there came no fiery incineration for Eddie, who instead opened his eyes to see a cross of scorch marks on either side where the X shaped explosion had blasted past him.

The cyber-bear itself lay crumpled in a heap, struggling to rise on sparking limbs. Unfortunately, as the roadie turned and gave bomberman a thumbs up and a “nice one” the grub preacher arrived to undo their work, lacerating maw opening wide and letting out the beginning of screeching invigoration intended for the fallen warbeast… Only for it to get an arrow shot right down its throat.

The monster clutched at its neck and maw as it fell, much to the alarm of rank and file who were suddenly left medicless once more. Those that glanced up towards the source of the shot found the sight of a football gear clad princess merily goomba stopping the crap out of their trained diggles, bouncing from noggin to noggin with her studded football boots and leaving puffs of dust in her wake. Meanwhile the relieved goblin who had ended their spiritual leader was half way through notching about two dozen arrows into her bow all at once.

Those that looked to see what had killed the preacher, then, were the first to join it in falling as Hollythorn proved herself to be a one goblin archer volley as she lossed a rain of arrows which joined the actual rain showering down into the enemy ranks. Those that had ducked down behind chest high walls joined the first lot in death about a split second later as the arrows dropping from the sky ignored their traditional cover system and struck down right through their bald exposed scalps

Those that found cover under things tried to throw up one last show of resistance, only for Eddie to come charging in, powerslide on his knees over the rain slick concrete to get under their fire, the roadie shredding guitar so hard as he slid that the power cords literally melted their faces off.

“How do you like that!” he laughed, standing as the grubs fell, only to duck down again as more gunfire sounded.

This wasn’t directed at him however, and instead was coming from the remaining forces gathered around Jermad who were focusing on trying to survive the one mon army that was Mewtwo.

The perfect pokemon was soaring through the compound’s rooftops, gunfire chasing its tail as it circled the locust captain, looking for an opening. The boltmon down below mirrored his movements, placing himself between his boss and the pokemon, the digimon using its oversized ax to bat any and all shadowballs Mewtwo was tossing down out of the sky before they could strike down his boss. Said boss meanwhile was not cowering, but instead was wielding a long rifle to try and shoot down his opponent. He was joined in this by his troops who were hammering rifle fire and explosive bolts skywards, all convinced they only had to get lucky once and this would be over.

In reality they’d actually gotten lucky half a dozen times already, and though it was hiding it well, the mon was starting to feel the nicks and bruises that had been left on its legendary frame and was wondering how much more of this it could take.

Then a black ball pinged perfectly off the frame of the windmill and landed amidst a cluster of grunts before detonating in a fiery explosion. A cheery cry of “Goaaaal!” came from the sporty Daisy, before she lined up a kick and sent another one of bomber man’s bombs hurtling into the frey with perfect penalty shot precision. Grunts that moved to react to this got arrows from Hollythorn, while Eddie used his demonic wings to fly up to the raised platform the captain was commanding from.

The Boltmon turned to face him, batting away a bomb with his axe before charging the Roadie to meet him blade to blade, the muscular monster and man straining as each tried to push back the other’s weapon with their own.

Behind the clashing warriors the two bowgun armed guards suddenly swung their weapons to one side and unleashed their bolts at mewtwo as it descended from the sky, only for the mon, now unmolested by conventional bullets thanks to the ladies and bomberman's fire, to flick its wrist, sending both shots whimsically spinning up into the air under the power of confusion, before they were sent sailing right back at the guards, the bolts punching deep into their chests and then exploding, showering Jermad with their ashes.

Seemingly undeterred, the captain coolly raised his long rifle and definitely blasted away at the mon’s raised shield before dodge rolling to the side as the barrier slammed into where it had been. Dropping his rifle and drawing a pistol Jermad spun around to try and get a beed on the monster that had torn through his troops only for his arm, and his whole body, to freeze in place. Only his eye’s could turn and see the outstretched three digited hand grasping him with power’s beyond his comprehension.

His arm shook as he tried to fight it, only for the mon to suddenly whip him over its head, and then launching him with that momentum and more, slamming him into the back of boltmon.

The Frankensteinian monster stumbled, received an arrow to the knee and then an axe to the gut. The captain meanwhile hit the deck, grunted and then tried to push himself up off of it, only to find his death drifting towards him.

“This is not the end of-” he tried to threaten with his last words, but the perfect pokemon ignored him and simply calmly pointed down at him with a finger and engulfed the captain in a dark explosion that tore his body asunder.

The Locust’s captain was dead, his forces in disarray. All that remained was cleanup.

The still falling rain at least handled the ash part of that.



The Koopa Troop

wordcount: 1,528 (+3)
Bowser: Level 10 EXP: //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// (254/100)
Bowser Jr: Level 9 EXP: ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// (221/90)
Kamek: Level 10 EXP: ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////(149/100)
Rika: Level 5 ////////////////////////////////////////////////// (15/50)
Location: Smash City Alcamoth


Jr took it back, whoever had made this spider leg elevator clearly had some excellent taste, or at the very least excellent taste when it came to music. They also had some pretty fancy engineering props based on how utterly smooth the ride was. He had some experience in that kind of thing after all, and knew that making a thing with legs not jostle the ever-living heck out of its rider was no mean feat, let alone making it feel like they were being lifted by wheels rather than legs.

”I wonder if we could get it to go and walk about instead, or if it's super specialized to wall climbing” he wondered as he took a closer look at the not at all safe to be around robot legs. You only had to be standing a bit too close to the side to be in the perfect position to get domed by a mechanical knee.

The boy prince, of course, did not let this distract him one bit.

While he inspected, Rika was content to just jam out to the music, eyes closed and with her head bobbing and torso shimmying to the beat. Her little jam session came to an end when she heard about the training idea, and she reopened her eyes just in time to see Nadia’s arm rocketing across the room, which she thought was pretty cool and said as much before taking up the offer for some more combat running vs a Nadia water clone.

”I guess I could do with more uh, one on one practice” Rika said, squaring up her guns and then, fortunately, thinking the better of it ”but maybe not with shooting in here… hmmmmm well, I do kinda need to learn how to use these better” she added as she extended her hull blades and did a few chopping motions ”yeah that’ll work. Punchy chop chop training here I go!”

Before she could step up to the plate however, Jr hovered over, deploying a massive wrecking ball from his clown car and announcing ”I’ve been wanting to try this out since I added it, so come here kitty clone, it's time to make a splash!”

”Uh, jr maybe practice something other than that so you don’t, well, hit one of the big legs?” Rika suggested, eyes going to and frew the massive unyielding underslung weapon and the exposed spider limbs that were all that was keeping them from plummeting to their doom.

”What? Nah it’ll be fine! I’ve got complete control” Jr insisted in a way that convinced no one.

”Of something you just added and have never used?” Rika said, putting words to that lack of confidence

”I… Well…”

”...”

”Ok fine, jeeze!” Jr relented after a brief little stare down and undeployed the wrecking ball. Now lacking for that to do, he thought for a bit and offered to be the one who acted as target practice for Miss Fortune, saying ”Hey, Nadia, how about you try and hit my car on the nose while I have it hovering about then instead?” and then tinkering with some controls to set the thing to a simplistic autopilot that made the car start to hover around ‘evasively’ in a manner very reminiscent of a shooting gallery target.

This let him chill and spend most of his time watching the others, both to get an impression of this new kid and seeing how Rika was doing. Said ship girl was running into the increasingly familiar problem of being out maneuvered, throwing big wild heavy swings at first that the nimble Nadia clone could slip around most of the time, and then punish the over committing abyssal.

Still, if Rika had the troops troop’s flaw of being slow but strong, she also shared their resilience, not just physically but spiritually, as she picked herself up again and again and threw herself back into training, something that started to pay dividends as she switched from just trying to win to trying out new things. The aforementioned hull blades, while they hadn’t much reach compared to her gauntlet punches, were quick, and using them Rika could react fast enough to block or punish the swift kitty when it came in to hit her after one of her own failed swings.

That she visibly improved even from just this impromptu training session indicated both a capacity for quick learning, and a complete lack of actual prior training, the ship girl having acted mostly on a mix of programmed instincts and trial by live fire learning up until this point.

The more of this she got, the better equipped she would be for when they headed out again into the world.




The adrenaline of fighting and/or the interesting in elevator entertainment available for watching made the rest of the trip up top go by quickly enough, and in what felt like no time at all the soundtrack came to an end and they had reached their destination.

Quite a chilly one too. Lacking any clothes to zip up Jr mainly hunkered down a bit in his clown car and turned up the radiator to fight off the cold. High altitude wasn't exactly a new or exciting thing for the prince who often flew about that high either on airships or in this very car, but he still had to admit, it was quite the nice view they were getting up top. He totally got why it wasn't exactly the hottest spot in the city however.

Rika, for her part, ended up doing a whole lot of running as she moved from vantage point to vantage point with childlike awe and glee at the sight of, well, just so many new places, which more than made up for the lack of insulation her sundress provided.

A barrage of questions about what everything was accompanied her energetic sightseeing, one that only ended when the rain started to sweep in to put a damper on their adventure.

”Urg, lame. Well, kinda done everything we can up here anyway and we haven’t even seen a single ghost, so let’s head back down yeah?” Jr suggested, not wanting to be out in the rain for any longer than he had too.




”Oh cool, a show to go along with my snack” Was Bowser’s reaction upon meandering over to see what all the commotion was about in the entrence hallway and finding a pair of strangers had beat the snot out of the door guards. Rather than go help he instead stuck another prawn in his maw and leaning on the stairway banister to spectate like a few other people where doing. The main difference between those worried people and him was of course that they were absolutely noncombatants, especially when compared to the decked out king, something anyone with a conscious or a brain might take issue with.

”uhhhh, sire? We, ah, really should be helping not watching” Kamek pointed out to her king as the pair of them looked down on the incident from just beyond the entryway to the Ark mall, within which they had been strolling till they heard sounds of the battle.

”Huh? Come on they ain't killing anyone what’s the big deal… Urgh alright fine” Bowser relented after being stared down by his advisor for a few moments and pointed a finger down at the intruders and roared ''Listen up you shmucks! You're gonna regret interrupting my snack time!” before dumping the rest of the shrimp into his maw all at once, crushing up the box and tossing it at a nearby bin.

Which he missed.

The king gave his failed throw a flat look, shrugged, looked away and stepped one foot up onto the banister in preparation to jump into the fight, only to glance back at the bin, sigh, step back down from it in order to stomp over to put his trash away properly.

”Let’s clear some space shall we” Kamek said while this was going on, pulling out her wand and summoning first a team of toadies, and then a set of clones of herself which she started to turn into white mages.

”These will be tending to the wounded, please don't interfere with their mission of, bleh, mercy” she called out to the fighters, as the toadies moved to pull the downed fighters well out of harm's way while his white mage clones set about stabilizing the worst of them. It wouldn't be getting them back into the fight, but it would prevent any deaths, be it from blood loss or being collateral damage.

As the magical constructs fanned out to perform their rescue mission, the Koopa King returned and attempted to pick up from where he had left

”Alright now your gonna regret messing with-” the turtle began to announce himself once again after doing his civil duty, stepping one foot onto the banister dramatically again as he did so, only for him to see Dante had arrived in order to steal the spotlight while he was busy picking up trash.

”Wha- hey- ah come on” he threw his hands up in exasperation upon being told to back off and then turned and stomped off muttering something about getting more shrimp instead. Kamek just shook her head at this and set about supervising her magical medical team while the action heated up down below.

The Koopa Troop

wordcount: 1,091 (+2)
Bowser: Level 10 EXP: //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// (251/100)
Bowser Jr: Level 9 EXP: ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// (218/90)
Kamek: Level 10 EXP: ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////(146/100)
Rika: Level 5 ////////////////////////////////////////////////// (12/50)
Location: Smash City Alcamoth


Despite not having been a part of Nadia and Hat kid’s race, or even really knowing that was what they were doing, the moment the pair happenstantially blasted past the troop the prince headed and heeded the siren song of speed. The hovering clown car hit the deck as its kart wheels deployed, and he was off, the electric motor whirring as he sped after the pair.

Or, well, mainly after the hat kid really, the pair of kids engaging in a very disruptive kart race through the mall, sending people scrambling to the side to dodge out of the way of the racers.

He wasn't the only one to just start moving without question, and Rika found herself chasing after them more out of the instinct that if you saw allies running either to or from somewhere then you should join up with their advance/retreat if you wanted to be useful/live. Then once her conscious mind had caught up with her instincts she just found herself enjoying the exhilaration and exertion, finding it good to stretch her body after it had been healed up.

The ship girl was the slowest of the lot seeing as it was a land race, but Nadia slowing down and giving up after a bit let her catch up with her and her cargo.

”Hi there!” said the girl, her tone as cheerful and sunny as her sundress, as she joined them in walking after the two speeding kids. She exchanged a few words with the catgirl before leaning back a bit so she could introduce herself to Omori ”Oh you’re Kamek’s new friend right? Or something? Either way I’m Rika, it’s nice to meet you!”

After a bit of walking they caught up with the two racers and their victory juice boxes at the base of the central elevator that had turned out to be the finishing line. Said elevator turned out to be a rather weird affair truth be told, but rather than be freaked out like Nadia Jr just took it as someone's overly thematic lift ripped from who know where and plonked into the heart of the city by Galeem (he also thought whoever made it might have been trying a bit to hard too fit to whatever robot spider theme they had) while Rika lacked in so much context that for all she knew this was entirely normal.

Her simple yet appreciative comment of ”Neat!” made the ship girl’s state of mind on the whole affair perfectly clear.

On the other hand when it came to the familiar presence, she found herself a bit embarrassed truth be told, especially by Nadia’s comments of concern that made her realize she herself hadn’t really thought about where Bella had been since they got back, let alone New Southern. Now that she was, she hoped that the nihilistic princess had found at least some small comfort away from the dreadful island she had been freed from Galeem’s influence upon.

”Oh, uh, hi Bella. How’ve you been?” she asked, awkwardly raising a gauntleted arm and waving one of her wrist strapped hands as a greeting.

Turned out she’d been taking it easy and giving herself space to process things, and was now looking into maybe becoming an explorer, which if she did, then Jr had some good news on that front: ”Buncha people are riding trains all around the world right now, so if you want places to explore there's about to be a whole lot more of em than the pile we’ve got already” he informed her as they mused about heading up the elevator.

”Ooo it moves on its own? Spooky. Yeah let’s check it out” was Jr’s opinion on it once Bella filled them in on what she knew.

Unlike the prince, who was mainly interested because it sounded haunted, the actual view at the top seemed nice to Rika, who could relate to Bella’s desire to see new things a great deal. Alcamoth was, she just then realized, extremely contextless to her. A place she had teleported to and from but really had no understanding of where it was in relation to anything else.

It was one of the many many gaps in her knowledge she decided she wanted to clear up, and so she nodded in agreement to this plan.




When the kids ran off after the other kids, they had left their elders in the dust at the top of the mall.

”Should we, ah, go after them?” Kamek asked, glancing from her king to the rapidly retreating rapscallions’ rears.

”Eh they’ll be fine. Got each other and Nadia, how much trouble can they get into?” Bowser asked over the sound of someone shrieking as a result of almost being run over by a careening clown kart.

”Thank badness. Honestly I have never seen the appeal of that whole kart racing malarkey. Puzzles and board/minigames, now that is where it is” Kamek asserted, stepping off the broom she was halfway through mounting and setting the top down to the ground to use as a walking stick once more.

”Eh don’t knock it till you try it, and your always welcome to come give it a go you know” the king offered, something the mage waved off with a ”Ack, no, I’m much too old for that sort of thing” to which the king just shrugged in reply.

”Suit yourself”

A few moments of silence hung in the air as they watched the youths race on before Bowser stretched and said ”Dunno about you, but that fighting worked up an appetite! Wanna hit up a food stall or something?”

”Sure. Why not”

That was how Bowser wound up getting a seafood snack from a completely unflappable shrimp lady who was quick to insist that her suppliers ‘aqua farms’ where oh so much better than “that trash from the sea” despite her stall being half in ruin due to an unfortunate run in with a certain recklessly driving prince.

Kamek meanwhile just bit into an apple she had acquired and wondered if the woman had even noticed the incident or if she just rolled with the punches that well as Bowser came over. He had a takeaway box full of shrimp held in one hand from which he skewered a little morsel with a claw of the other and popped it in his mouth before chewing thoughtful and finally swallowing.

”So, how is it” Kamek asked, curious about the validity of the woman’s claims.

”Decent but it tastes a bit, uh, ” he snapped his fingers a few times before Kamek suggested ”artificial?”

”Yeah that’s it” he agreed, before the two lapsed into another silence filled only with the crunching sounds of crustacean and apple being munched down.

”So. What next?” Kamek asked after a bit

”I dunno… Wanna see if anyone we know is about?” Bowser suggested and, once he got a ”Sure why not” they set off to do just that.
Under the sea


A dark shape moved through the frigid water, the little water birds that called fleeing into the relatively safety of the crystalline vegetation smothered in the light devouring sea floor. Despite their ducking for cover, the titan kept coming, opening up mighty jaws as if it intended to simply devour its way through the reef.

And that was, in fact, what its plan was, just not with jaws. Instead of devouring with its maw, life, instead, emerged from it. Beings with round armored heads, grasping claws and, at their core, a human, wearing/piloting the harvester diving suit.

The team of miner-gatherers descended the ramp from the airlock of their cylindrical submarine, a construction made up mostly of geomagnetically manipulated flesh rock covering and coated by the bones and scales of sea monsters. The humans in hulking scale clad armor advanced on the field of crystals, crouched down, and began using the massive cutting claws on their suits to begin snipping at and cutting up the glittering bounty, severing the raw diamonds and unstable crystals from their roots with one hand, and then catching the crystals in another which stashed them in various storage sacks and pouches.

Elsewhere in the sea similar vessels slipped beneath ice and waves, hunting beasts and fowl or excavating vast amounts of umbrium, all in the name of industry and prosperity.

On land the population had grown from the initial group of colonists squatting in a single settlement to a sprawling realm of towns and cities, mostly built around ports on the coast. Those ports were the lifeblood of the realm, for both the new submarines and the more traditional seafaring vessels brought food and wealth from the sea, which in turn tempted more colonists from across it to set sail for the island, seeking a new life free from the fear of the wars that plagued much of the world. There were peoples from the realms under the triunvarate’s power, of course, but also beastfolk seeking a new life, and followers of the fallen mage god fleeing the massive wolf incursion presently ravaging the lands to the south not already embroiled in the war of life and death.

A true melting pot of people and ideas, and though it was nowhere close to being the crown jewel that was Eunomia, Xavior, looking down at it all from Shelly’s tower, was proud both of the people who had built it, and, of course, of himself for his own little additions here and there. However, while he had been doing his usual patronage and benefactor shtick, he’d been mostly tucked away in his tower on Shelly’s back, tinkering.

Most of his little projects had been simple things but the little stone he held in his hand as he stood atop the tower gazing out to sea? Oh that, that was something different. He gave it a little admiring stroke, and then hefted it back and hurled it out into the dead sea, where the nodes held no sway.

With a little plop it hit the water, unharmed despite the fall, and then sank, sank, sank, down, down, down, til it hit the ocean floor. It sat there for a moment. Motionless. Completely indistinguishable from the rest of the near identical stones also scattering the ocean floor. Then, cracks formed along its surface, the stone splitting apart at perfect seams as it revealed itself to actually be a little crab golem. It stood up on tiny legs, skittered around in a circle, and then approached a nearby rock and proceeded to give it a little chomp.

Magmatic energy pulsed from the point of the “wounded,” soaking into the stone that began to rapidly heat up, the water around it flash boiling for a moment before the reaction finished. The bite mark closed up as other cracks formed and the new rock crab came to life.

It stood, waved its eyestalks at its progenitor, and then both crabs wandered off and repeated the process, creating yet more crabs. Crabs upon crabs upon crags. Endless crabs, all free. They would spawn, multiply and spread out across the place where nothing lived and the gods could not sculpt, and see if there was anything to be seen.

And then, once the ocean had been picked clean, they would return.





The Koopa Troop

wordcount: 3,300 (+4) (+6 for Bowser and Rika from colabs)
Bowser: Level 10 EXP: //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// (249/100)
Bowser Jr: Level 9 EXP: ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// (216/90)
Kamek: Level 10 EXP: ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////(144/100)
Rika: Level 5 ////////////////////////////////////////////////// (10/50)
Location: Smash City Alcamoth


Like the others, Kamek and Jr squared up for battle. Unlike the others, they had found a way of technically following Mewtwo’s directive while also conserving energy, a goal the under-slept Jr had found it fairly easy to convince the old mage to help him pursue. With that in mind, they had gone not to a smash arena, but a pokemon one, because while the pair took it easy it was the minions who were brawling in their stead.



”Alright that’s enough Mimi, come on back!” The Prince called out from the hovering platform he’d parked his souped up clowncar on, one that floated over the gap to one side of the arena at a distance close enough to yell orders from, but far away enough that there was a low risk of the trainers becoming collateral damage. Then he tossed a pokeball into the arena which bounced once against the ground and then shot a red beam at his rather battered looking Mimikyu, who’d gone through quite her share of shadow clones till she’d been worn down by the fact that unlike the 2 minion Jr, Kamek couldn't actually run out of forces other than through mana drain or exhaustion.

The mage, who had set up a deck chair on her own platform and was only half paying attention as she flicked through her new grimoire, had at least been upfront about this, meaning that Jr’s minions were basically up against an endless survival battle. Not that this stopped Jr from wanting a victory out of this, which is why he called over to his training partner ”Hey, Kamek! I’m gonna use strikers this time to help out, get some combo training in!”

The mage cocked an eyebrow at this, but then shrugged and nodded.

”Cool. Now. Go Dazzle, let’s see what you’ve got!” Jr called out as he pulled his other pokeball from the bandolier on his chest and tossed it out into the fray. The ball bounced once, twice, and then split open, revealing the clown nosed sea lion with black feathered flippers that was Dazzle the Popplio.

The water pokemon shook his head clear of sleep, awkwardly pushed himself upright on the new flippers that he was still getting used to and then had a look at what he was up against.

Turned out to be a shadow clone of Bowser, the dark imitation of the koopa king flickering slightly at the edges due to a crater in its chest left by a departing electroball from Mimi.

”Foe’s weak Dazzle, so let’s finish it off and then get to the proper practice!” Jr commanded the mon, who looked back and nodded at his trainer before squaring up for battle.

”Pacify the flipper creature” Kamek commanded her clone with a lazy wave of a hand, prompting the royal doppelganger to give a roar before charging right across the stage at Dazzle.

”Start off with an Aqua Jet! Get the first strike in!” Jr commanded in response, which got a disagreeing bark from the mon, but he still followed his trainers order regardless, the mon scooting forward awkwardly on his flippers and tail while inflating a water bubble ahead of him.

Then he lunged and from his POV was engulfed in the water of the bubble and rushed along with it towards the incoming dragon turtle, but from everyone else's POV he blinked forwards so fast he was almost invisible, a torrent of water trailing in his wake. Then he slammed into the Bowser clone, turning at the last moment to make it a shoulder charge, and then the water came rushing in as a second punch, pushing the turtle back a bit as Dazzle dropped to the ground.

He looked pretty chuffed with himself as he picked himself up, only for the wet and water blasted Koopa clone to step right back in and give the mon a boot to the chest that sent him sprawling with a “Plio!” of pain. Turned out that Dazzle’s species were not great physical attackers and while Aqua Jet hit fast it didn't hit noticeably hard.

”Shoot. Quick get up before, oh no!” Jr shouted, alarmed, as the Bowser clone followed up its kick with a burst of flame breath. Dazzle squealed in alarm and rolled to the side, the water still clinging to it and his natural resistance leaving him merely steamed rather than cooked. Then, no sooner had he picked himself up that the brute was stomping towards him once more

”Don’t let him push you around, use that penguin leap technique on him!” Jr commanded, the aggressive kid seemingly having not learned his lesson, and it would be Dazzle who’d be paying the price.

The mon reluctantly puffed up another water bubble, but this time tossed himself on top of it with a flick of his tail, bouncing up and then falling down in a parabolic arc, flipper wings flapping to give him more speed as he sailed down, the red marks on his back flaring with power as he descended.

The slow set up and predictable arc had, unfortunately, given the clone time to bring up a guard, and so Popillo’s back smacked down into a raised arm guard rather than anything more vital. At least the clone had not been smart enough to just duck down and take the strike on the spiky shell. Plus, the dire penguin’s technique had also delivered more of an impactful blow thanks to a burst of evil red looking energy that discharged upon impact, the strike causing the clone to stagger back and giving Dazzle a moment to ”Fall back and give him a water gun!”

Now that was more Dazzle’s species’ style. The mon, having already been doing a set of forwards rolls using the momentum he got bouncing off the koopa to get some space, proceed his tail, bounced on another swiftly inflated water balloon and then did a swit acrobatic turn and used the momentum to tossed another balloon behind him as the ‘bullet’ of his water gun. This sored forth and right into the mouth of the Koopa Clone as it attempted to get off another burst of fire breath, the bubble popping explosively that nearly snapped the clone’s jaw, while also dumping it’s payload of water into its maw, dousing the fire it had been warming up.

”Mmm, that seems more like it, young master. I think Dazzle is best suited to ranged combat than up close brawling” Kamek called out a suggestion

”Hey, don't tell me what to do! Just messing about at range is for cowards!... and old people!” Jr called back irritatedly before adding ”Besides, I’ve got an idea to make those two flubbed attacks waaaaay better!”

That got a squawk of complaint from Dazzle, who did not appreciate the insult or Kamek’s accurate advice being turned down. Still, while Jr might be biased he was not lying about his plan which was ”Combine the penguin leap and the aqua jet to make a uh, ah penguin jet? Aqua… penguin? A Dire Jet!”

Dazzle scrunched his eyes, focusing on getting the plan through his brain for a few moments and then gave it a shot. He popped out a bubble, and then hopped onto one, bouncing off of it and then into the other which was about the time when he actually got it.

The lighting fast tunnel of water flowed up in an arch and then in the blink of an eye came slamming down into the Bowser clone’s unguarded chest, water, Popplio and malignant power all hammering into it in a three strike punch that sent it staggering back, scales cracked and its shadowy body flickering and fuzzing at the edge as it was on the edge of coming apart at the seems.

”One more hit!” Jr commanded, and sure enough, another water-balloon to the face sealed the deal, the clone bursting into a puff of purple smoke.

”Well done you two” Kamek called over (which got both mon and master puffing up their chests pridefully at the praise) before setting her book to the side, picking up her wand and saying ”Now then, shall we continue?” before she conjured up the next opponent for Dazzle to face, a chain that would continue till the mon could battle no longer.

The Popplio gulped, while Jr raised a fist and challenged ”Bring it!”




Frozen wind lashed up into the sky, chilling the pair of Kamek clones, the ice clinging to their robes and slowing down their harassing swoops just enough for the mon to nail them with a water balloon each.




Dazzle balanced a ball like Bytan on his snout before he flipped over and gave it a hefty smack with his tail, the ball splitting as it flew and shotgunned the Bowser clone with a triple tackle. The turtle staggered, recovered, and then received a hail of Goombas bounced off of water balloons raining down on its noggin as a follow up.




A drybone just lay down and gave up the fight as Jr and Dazzle finally found a way around its resurrection ability using the pokemon’s disarming voice.




Dazzle clung to a koopa shell as he used his Water Balloons as self made bumpers to ping himself around the arena. It had 0 combat effectiveness but it was evasive as heck.




As a grand finale the stage transformed, sporting a towering mountain at its center upon which Dazzle was joined by Mimi, the pair hammering a veritable swarm of clones and dry bones trying to assail their position and unseat the kings of the hill. Waterbaloons slapped down, followed by electroballs that shocked the soaked scoundrels in a deadly one two punch. Frost swept down the cliff sides, slowing their enemy’s advance while Mimi’s shadow struck them from behind. They even had their own little cadre of pint sized jr clowns helping them hold the fort as Mimi mimicked Kamek’s clone creation, the portaled in pint sized powerhouses tackling their larger mirrors and keeping them at bay.

As for the mage, well, Jr pulling out all the stops on his side had got her invested, and so she’d actually put down the book for good and had been focusing on commanding her troops. But there was something lacking, something, or someone, who she’d come to rely on in a short time that was missing from her strategy. It was tricky at first, the mage stringing as she focused on that bond, but once she had it in her mental hand and took a moment to reflect on it, the rest flowed oh so easily.

One more spell and a few moments later, and the top of the mountain exploded as a coastal bombardment’s worth of shells rained down upon it, blasting apart many of the other clones and fainting both pokemon in the blink of an eye.

”Wow! How’d you… oooooooh” Jr realized what had happened peered down and saw a familiar shape standing at the base of the mountain as the dust cleared ”I didn’t know you could make clones of her!”

”Well why shouldn't I? She’s one of us is she not?“ Kamek replied as the shadow clone of Rika marched her way to the top of the hill and claimed the perch as her own. ”Though I may need to get some pointers from her on how to use those guns” the mage admitted, eyeing the indiscriminate devastation the clone of her friend had caused to the rest of Kamek’s little army. That the real thing had had no such issues quite impressed the mage now that she’d had the opportunity to fail right from the get go.

She waved a hand, dispersing the remaining magical constructs and Jr tossed out both pokeballs and returned his minion’s to them. ”You two did good, now we’ll get you all patched up and then we can get a treat as a reward for all our hard work. Right Kamek?” he told them as he lifted off from the platform and hovered over to the mage, who couldn't really say no too that now could she?




As it turned out that going to get patched up was an excellent way to meet up again, because it lead the various injured members of the Koopa troop to all wined up in the same spot, namly the local poke/people center that provided your one stop shop for all your healing needs, conveniently situated ever so close to the arenas that where their main source of patients.

There, the wounded people and pokemon got all patched up and then took a recommended short rest on some of the benches in the room, where they proceeded to fill the time with chat. Bowser predictably praised his own performance in the battle (but a little surprising also had a few positive words for Peach as well) and Jr talked up both his mon and his ‘tactical genius’ to which Kamek added some more honest praise for his efforts.

When it came to Rika however, she folded in on herself, shoulders hunched in and gauntlets held over her chest almost defensively before she admitted ”I… I lost. Even with all those upgrades Jr worked on I still lost” sounding ashamed of the fact.

There was a little pause during which she seemed to shrink in even more on herself before Bowser shrugged

”Ahhh tough luck.” he said, and then gave her a reassuring pat on the back while adding ”You win some you lose a bunch, that’s the bad guy’s lot,” which got a bunch of agreeing nods from the rest of the troop.

”The important thing is to learn something from your mistakes, so why don’t you tell us about it, and we’ll see what you can” Kamek said, only for Jr to interject ”Can’t we just watch it back? There were fights on screens before we started right? So they also gotta be recording em!” he insisted, something he turned out to be quite right about as it turned out. That was what found them all sitting about watching a replay of Rika’s match on one of the center's little monitors.




”Ha, you’re a girl after my own heart. If you ain't wrecking everything you’re not fighting hard enough!” the koopa king cheered as Rika just went to town on the, well, town, blasting swaths of it to bits in her attempts to shoot down Blazermate




”Oh wow, ok that whole overdrive thing I found in your new specs was way better than I thought it would be” Jr commented when that destruction came to a climax in a hail of 15 for 1 shellfire

”You added something and didn’t test it?!” Kamek said, aghast by this lack of safety standards

”Hey, I had a lot to do that night!”




”Su uh, yeah, beeping stuff’s dangerous apparently” the shipgirl sheepishly admitted

”Well yeah duh” Jr replied callously only to be told of by Kamek for his rudeness ”Young master! Everyone learns everything they know for the first time at some point, it’s quite rude to lord knowledge over people''

”Yeah but everyone knows that beeping means dangerous and probably explosive” he retorted, only for Rika to ask ”Ok but why though? Wouldn't it be better to have dangerous stuff be sneaky?” to which he had no answer

”I.. Well… Just because it is ok!”




”You can fly!?” Jr cried out, amazed by the ship girl’s last second leap over the battlebot’s shield.

”No, jump good! Bowser’s whole water cannon jet-pack thing was pretty inspiring”

”Aw shucks. Just careful not to blow your legs off ok?” Bowser told her

”mmm”




Eventually the show came to a close with Blazermate finishing off Rika in a way that was a bit BM all things told, and the ship girl was left waiting for feedback. The chatting over the fight had put the nerves she had from vague memoirs of cruel debriefing in the fleet mostly at ease, but still, having people you care about judging your performance was still a bit scary.

”You know, you kind of had her on the ropes for most of it, just couldn't pin her down for a win. Flighty dodging enemies are the worst, yeah? Bowser suggested ”You really gotta corner em which can be tricky but once you hem em into a corner then all the running around in the world won’t save em from getting stomped!”

”Yeeeeeeeeah in hindsight torpedoes where maybe not the best thing to tinker around around unlocking, buuuuuut you did still make em work which was cool. Plus that invincibility was sooo unfair!” was Jr’s input ”Been there, done that, never fun to deal with a super star’d Mario. Gotta be on your toes and keep away from em while they run down the clock on those”

”I.. Thanks guys” Rika replied, smiling a little more now that they’d kindly excused her loss for her (which might not be the most positive way of dealing with it, but, well, bad guys where perhaps not the best role models she could have) and also given her a bit of advice ”But it still feels bad to have lost, you know”

”Well this was your first time fighting on your own as I understand it? You’ve been with us the rest of the time, so it is not like you have that much practice at battling on your own, if any. Teams can shore up weaknesses or gaps in your thinking so well you don't notice they are there” Kamek pointed out, and then had thought about something that might help cheer her up ”Oh, here, I learned to do something new related to that you might like”

”hmm? Oh, sure?” Rika replied, to which Kamek nodded in reply and opened up a portal, out of which a shadowy Rika clone stepped. It looked around a few times, and then gave the original a gauntlett salute.

”Oh wow” Rika said as she got up from her seat and sized herself up, noting that unlike Bowser, the clone of her had all the fusions popped into her as part of her, which made sense, they were much more a part of her identity than Bowser’s where of him ”So can you do versions of these for everyone now?” she turned back to ask to which the mage shook his head and responded simply ”Still only for those I hold dear”

”Oh neat” Rika said, and then only after a few moments what that meant actually set in, the ship girl fully turning to face her first friend and with a ”Awww. Come here you” scooping her up into a hug while Jr stuck his tongue out in the background and complained about mushy stuff.

”Feeling better now?” Bowser rhetorically asked after the smiling ship girl put down a rather winded Kamek.

”Mmm, I am, thanks” she said, before giving him a little hug too for good measure.

”Then let’s pack up and see if there’s anything else to do around here. I uh, think the nurse is getting mad about us taking up so much of the sitting room anyway” Bowser suggested, which a little bit later found the four of them wandering the halls, only for a Hat kid to go blazing past them followed by Nadia and Omori hot on her heels.

”Huh, what…. Hey wait, where are you lot running off too?!” Bowser yelled after them to no response, only for Jr and Rika to take the only logical option when you saw friends of yours running somewhere, which was to go chasing after them to find out what the fuss was about.
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