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3 days ago
Current I'm about to be banished for the good of the realm again. Where is the trust in this world, I ask you?
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7 mos ago
I'm sorry, you've reached his personal secretary, Department of Shrubbery, Floor 64, Desk 1024. How can we help you today?
9 mos ago
Or buy a van or a used rental truck. Something nobody would look twice at. You can put in a rack for the rope, duct tape, plastic sheeting, shovels....
9 mos ago
Never trust a car salesman - especially a used car salesman. Have a buddy park across the street and see how many stuffed body bags you can shove in there. Gotta have room for plastic sheeting, etc.
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9 mos ago
Neil Gaiman wrote in his Good Omens bio that he likes it when fans send him $50. (He read Terry Pratchett's bio and figured it wouldn't hurt.)

Bio

I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

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Greetings and salutations, Alec! Welcome to the guild! Hope you have fun here?
J'eon the Blacksmith


"A lord commands respect by acting honorable," J'eon rumbles, feeling his shoulders tense as he stares down at Silbermine. "One who comes as a thief to take what belongs to another without just cause is not worthy of respect."

Would his cart remain unmolested? he wondered. Or would his men seek revenge for his slight? Since the day he was stolen from his family and enslaved, he never trusted a thief. There was no reason to start now.

In Pariah 2 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


It was memorizing for a moment, watching Sammy's mouth open up and that strange funnel come out and began to suck up the spilled garbage.

"Ah hah," Remy managed, feeling sick to his stomach with fear, "I... think it's time to go!"

He turned, heading towards the street. Hoping he'd make it to the street.

"I just want to go home...!" he wailed.
Jack Mallory, X.O.


"Captain," sighed Jack, brushing his hair back as he leaned back with the mic, "We're stuck with shells, we can't spare the power for anything else."

"And we can't use them too close, or we'll damage ourselves. Here's hoping shooting over their heads might impress them."

...Assuming they couldn't deflect those shells, despite their muzzle velocity.

"If we had the power, maybe if we fired up the engines and tried moving position, possibly higher up one of these mountains?"

...Assuming the engines were in any state to do that.
Waiting for the Rain | Maaya Sakamoto


Lucky Strike | Maroon 5
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Jack Mallory, X.O.


"Identify a target," Jack sighs, "Within visual range but far enough away that it will not endanger the ship, nor any living being we can detect, that would be suitable to show a threat."

How big a threat our weapons might be against magic...?

"Perhaps behind those deer-men?" the X.O. added, thinking furiously.

The next time, the ship was going to be well-armed with anti-missile defense systems. Assuming there's a next time...?
J'eon the Blacksmith


"I had thought the people of Mythadia to have honor," J'eon said somberly. "Yet here I stand, listening as House Silbermine makes claims on this temple of the Sky People. Is this what you call respect? For I find it sorely lacking!"




Jack Mallory, X.O.


Ow. Ow. Ow.

"Captain, we may only get one shot with this," Jack warns, his voice rasping through the mask's diaphragm. "If that bird-creature can move metal, one might be able to bend our beam, possibly use it against us."

He heads to the airlock, keying it open so he can step inside before it was half-way open, then closing the hanger-side door in the hope of keeping the locals outside.

"This is what happens when you don't establish boundaries," he mutters. One doesn't tell a being who can move metal at will that you shoot metal bullets out of a gun like it's show and tell.

Cycling the inner lock, he stepped through and glared at the box of pens.

"Get armed up, people! We may have a fight on our hands," he says, heading towards the bridge.

"Wodan!" Jack called out as he stepped into the bridge. "Status on the meteor gun, stat!"

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I am currently enjoying old school super mario with the SMBX engine and the games people have made for it. I also enjoy pixelly rpgs like...rpg maker style. And Choice of Games games (they're CYOA books but with a lot more to them). I would say I enjoy big rpgs like the Fallout and Elder Scrolls series but I no longer have a good enough computer for that. :(


Okay, interesting. I like playing the different varieties of mods for Minecraft. What sort of genre are you looking for on Roleplayerguild? Fantasy, modern, horror, science fiction? Combat, romance, slice of life, post-apocalyptic, superhero, parody?

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