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2 days ago
Current Tsukimichi Moonlit Fantasy has an ordinary-looking MC that to the world he'd been Isekai'd to, the humans find him incredibly ugly.
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15 days ago
I have the flu. Wheee.
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30 days ago
Gkids did a special theater showing of My Neighbor Totoro, tonight was the last night. Pity.
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1 mo ago
Heaven has exactly one lawyer, but don't tell anyone. Mary Todd's still looking for him.
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2 mos ago
Woke up Christmas night and there was Santa glaring at me from the door. At least I think it was Santa. We had a marine neighbor, or maybe it was dad? Only neither one had a beard.
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I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Deviceā„¢ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

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idk man, Velvet seems like the kinda person to really appreciate all-natural 'free range' food sources


We could always maintain a "petting zoo." Most cities have ordinances against livestock, but perhaps cages of laboratory rats in one of the safe rooms? Great way to get rid of all those table scraps.
I wonder if they hold a blood drive in the city every two or three months, with some of the blood coming to the condo? Might be easier than relying on old blood from hospitals and blood banks. Or if some enterprising witch has come up with a shelf-stable long life blood or blood substitute?
I wonder if it's in Max's contract that he needs to be a blood donor? He may be throwing away his reward with the wagyu beef - got to keep that supply up, after all.
It's weird there's not already a minifridge at the front desk with petrification and vampire bite cures. Perhaps small bottles of blood (typed, not aged) - or a large one in a chilled fire extinguisher case marked "Open in case of vampire". We can always tell the mundanes it's just a left-over gag from Halloween. Add a microwave or a warmer and you'd be all set.

And maybe a safe for cash or atm machine in the corner from the Gnome Bank. (If you're a patron for over a century, you get a free coffin. They make for great coffee tables, conversation pieces, shelves, and of course you can sleep in it.)

I'm sure there's times where the restaurant is closed, I wonder if there's a vending machine or two with like beef jerky (always out just after the full moon), various candy bars, crackers, chips (or crisps), and of course an ice machine. Maybe one of those Pizza machines. But Max would have to be the one who restocks the machine - no outside vendors.

What about a condo store, stocked with a selection for every monster?
Good morning everyone.

Does Velvet get anything from drinking different types of blood? Like, human blood might be the most delicious, but since she drank Kyuubi blood, does she get a magic boost?

Yumeiko, the forbidden juice box.


I think it would be great if Velvet could suddenly see Suzy.

Wondering if I should do a "Suzy murder mystery" arc in the future. šŸ¤”


Typically ghosts are anchored to where they died, but there's a suggestion they're still tied to their bones. I wonder how Suzy wound up checking in, or if she's been here the entire time? Construction sites are a great place to hide bodies.
I hate it when events move too fast. Of course, I come on here and there's a page or two of posts in the OOC - which means it's active and yay for that.

Also, I can see why the restaurant bill is so high here.
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But how do you know this isn't all just an elaborate plan to gather monsters in one place and then open a MONSTER ZOO, and get the public to pay money to come see the FREAKS!? It's a conspiracy, I say! A CONSPIRACY!


So is my apartment the only one with the glass forth wall?
Mmm, that's a bad image.

Well, they'd probably do it as dragons, but still.


She may have a few centuries, but Qaymu would consider her a child.
I imagine being dragons, things could be tense between Ryu and Qaymu, both having hoards to protect, yet otherwise alone. Where are the other dragons?

Asleep, perhaps? Just a few individuals roaming around?
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