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2 mos ago
Current 'been going through a lot of shit recently. I will try to start catching up soon. Sorry to everybody who's waiting on me!
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4 mos ago
When you have to disable a new 'advanced' search to get proper search results and learn that 'advanced' means 'AI'. Let's rename it artificial superficiality, short 'AS'. Not to be confused with...
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4 mos ago
I'm slightly proud of myself having overcome my hate for indoor spiders a bit over the years. In my youth I often eliminated them, now I carry them outside in a jar. Spiders here are harmless though.
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4 mos ago
Believe me, if they could, the entirity of Southern Germany would send you all the rain they had over the last couple of days. I'm just not sure you'd actually want the widespread destruction.
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4 mos ago
Finally managed to catch the mouse. Our cat must consider me the most incompetent person of all times given how she watched instead of helping. She dragged the problem in though!
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!



Thanks for visiting!

Most Recent Posts

@Holy Soldier Can I assume that Kerylun would be able to lift No with hardly much effort ?
@Holy Soldier Why bad for the tavern ? ^^


"Better a statue that's pissing something actually useful than a guy who is leaking verbal crap so badly..." No's constant efforts to hammer out as much arrogance and self-confidence in the most negative sense as possible were starting to annoy the gagoyle. "So tell me... why don't you look like a dragon ? Shouldn't you have tapped into your true form and exploited its power minutes ago to destroy the whole damn city in a fit of rage ? It would suit your character."

Kerylun didn't immediately leave the tavern. That messenger wouldn't leave without him... The gargoyle glanced back to No. "I want to see that dragon's strength that you bear inside your body. Grab my waist and lift me off the floor..."
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Wait, I thought we were off to see the wizard? You know, the wonderful Wizard of Oz!

Geradin was going to wish for a great axe, Alice was going to wish for knowledge and An-Hasst was going to ask for people to stop bullying his name


News from An-Hasst's skill tree:
  • An-Haste: Increased speed for several minutes.
  • An-Haze: Throws a nuclear warhead smoke grenade and cannot be seen for five seconds.
  • An-Hash: Goes enrage for 20 seconds, which suffices for making mincemeat out of most foes.
  • An-Asshat: Passive skill. Whenever involved in a social situation, there is a small chance that someone will dare to make a mock out of his name or that he will do something wrong and be rebuffed for that. In both cases the mana cost of An-Hash and An-Haste are reduced by 50% for the next five minutes.
  • An-Hassat: Passive skill. You've always sounded like someone that could come straight from a bazar! Traders are willing to give you 20% discount as well as granting you a 20% bonus when you sell items. Do not mix this with the An-Asshat ability.
  • An-Hack: Disables security measures like locks, encryptions and magic seals.


Planning on making a post either this evening or tomorrow unless someone tells me not to do so and to wait. It probably won't be long though because so far noone seems to have spotted him.
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Why stop at just women?

"Hey, Kevin's been working out!"
"My Muscle-o-metre is detecting 12 gauge curves on the guy!"
"Curves? You mean like..."
"I mean curvy arm muscles."
"Oh... Right."


What's An-Hasst's reading on this scientific instrument ? xD
@Cyrania Sorry for not posting earlier. My current real-life schedule keeps me quite busy.


The gargoyle acknowledged Gwendolyns words by nodding. Not that he was a very social creature, but sometimes even he felt just better with having someone on his side. This was especially true if one's life was at stake.

People kept arriving. Hell, how large was this guild going to get ? The Eye certainly would not be a calm one... It made it even more important to gather some friends around oneself and do some networking. So far Kerylun's attention had been divided up between No and the persons that had gathered in the closest proximity to the table, so he had not been able to keep track of everyone coming in entirely.

And then it happened... No turned himself into Wears-No-thing... Or at least he tried. The 'success' was sufficient for the gargoyle's cheeks to balloon up to an almost painful looking extent while he desperately tried to vent the internal overpressure while at the same time pressing his lips together as tightly as he could. His elbow landed on the table and he started to facepalm. Or... should one say... faceclaw ?

Suddenly, Kerylun heard an unfamiliar voice call out his name. A damn needed distraction! He turned his head around. Instant thought: Wow, that was a tough lady... Maybe an Orc could act as a bit of a diversion for himself. The gargoyle lifted himself up to his full height and stepped towards the messenger. "Well No, I think you could be right about this. When you show the same quality of making a mock out of yourself on the battlefield as you did here, enemies will explode into laughter, damaging nearby foes and thereby causing a catastrophic chain reaction. However I think that your behaviour is not very... how should I say... courtly ?" The gargoyle's tone did not lack a noticeable bit of conceit before turning normal again. "Gwen ? Shrima ? I'm your man... erm... statue... erm... beast."
Rat King ? Wait a minute... xD

@Holy Soldier

Why not just vote by PM ? Double-voting impossible. Voting of people that just pass by this OOC and click the link impossible. An even number of participants doesn't necessarily mean there will be a tie. It's just a mathematical procondition to make it possible.
Madawc had slowly relocated himself to a large stone he could rest his back against. The demon-man was breathing heavily, pain distoring his facial expression. "Get some bandages, then I'll pull the thing out." he instructed Bette with a rather harsh voice. That fight had been a tough one... "We should consider going around this forest. It isn't safe."

@Eviledd1984
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