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2 mos ago
Current 'been going through a lot of shit recently. I will try to start catching up soon. Sorry to everybody who's waiting on me!
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4 mos ago
When you have to disable a new 'advanced' search to get proper search results and learn that 'advanced' means 'AI'. Let's rename it artificial superficiality, short 'AS'. Not to be confused with...
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4 mos ago
I'm slightly proud of myself having overcome my hate for indoor spiders a bit over the years. In my youth I often eliminated them, now I carry them outside in a jar. Spiders here are harmless though.
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4 mos ago
Believe me, if they could, the entirity of Southern Germany would send you all the rain they had over the last couple of days. I'm just not sure you'd actually want the widespread destruction.
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4 mos ago
Finally managed to catch the mouse. Our cat must consider me the most incompetent person of all times given how she watched instead of helping. She dragged the problem in though!
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


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"You have a quite exquisite little patch of land down here in the South", An-Hasst replied in a somewhat happy tone. The Skayleigh too patted Calanon's elk who had taken him here surprisingly fast. "If there's something I can do for you, let me know." the half-elf added towards the ranger. Hopefully this little favor he had just offered would not result in being told to just shut up sometimes later. The man with only halfway pointed ears was quite aware of the risk, but of course he didn't mention it.

With casual steps, the walking tower approached the rest of the party. "Soo.. as I can see, everybody has survived teleportation ?" He nodded his head as if he wanted to say something like 'not bad!', though probably with a noticeable amount of sarcasm. He saw the Andred battle mage, but at this late a time even he in his tendential role as a rascal (not that he would consider himself being one!) wasn't eager of deliberately running himself into trouble again.

"So... what is the actual plan for tomorrow ? Get up early I think ? Then we should probably put ourselves to a decent rest soon."

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The creature weighed too much for Bette's rush to have any noticeable impact by itself, but her weapon managed to punch through its heart. Exhaling the stench of flesh slowly rotting between its sharp teeth with what would be its last breath, it slowly succumbed before her. While sliding down, it left a trail of its own blood sticking to Bette's breast, belly and feet.


If he should be relieved about the constellation of the party he was in or not, that was a split decision yelling out for a tie breaker.

On one hand it had turned out that Seth was their leader - though he was human, he had already proven that he certainly wasn't the worst one available here. Kerylun decided that he, extrapolating from what he had seen so far, could live with Gwendolyn. The elf was a bit trigger-happy perhaps, but that didn't really disturb him unless her bow would be targeting him. Lizzy... well... even if she had an annoyance level similar to that of No written in her personality... She was tiny - probably a wizard that didn't need much of a body. It could serve as an alternative means to unleash her personality on the party, but then at least it would likely be more creative and intelligent than what No was doing... The gargoyle remembered that he wanted to talk to her later on when this meeting would be over. Elel, another elf... she would reveal herself over time, hopefully.

On the other hand: They had No in their party. But wait a minute.... 'Eye of the Storm'. The chosen name made Kerylun burst into a fit of giggles. "Erm... isn't the Eye of a storm always the calmest part of the entire thing ? I don't see much potential for calmness over here... The creature didn't point towards the dragon (of which it, at this point in time, didn't know that he indeed was an imprisoned dragon). It found it unnecessary. His fit came to a sudden stop when the two chairs he was sitting on started emanating cracking noises beneath his shaking body. Uh oh... Now it looked like he was frozen in place - obviously he didn't dare to move even a single hand anymore.

"Gwendolyn ? Since you appear to be using a bow like me, do you think that we could team up ?" Speaking of which... why did such a high percentage of people carry all of their weapons and armor with them even if they seemed to have rented a room here ? Wasn't this horribly uncomfortable ? Or wait... maybe it was all stuff born by microtransaction, absolutely weightless but with the ultimate demand of being presented to other people ?
Sorry for the delay, but today my internet and phone failed without pre-warning and I did get it back just now when there's not enough time left for me to go through all the posts and do mine. I'll have to do tomorrow.


Seth collected a skewed, but not unfriendly glance from Ker. What was all that fuzz about reciting verses ? The gargoyle didn't understand it. However he knew that this likely wasn't anything an educated man like Seth had to be worried about. The gargoyle lacked the cultural education to understand this properly. Of course, the grey creature didn't reveal this.

With a noticeable degree of cheerlessness the one that constantly was considered a monster acknowledged the knight's denial of his request. Amber eyes followind Seth as he turned away and began his speech. The fact that, in the meantime, a whole deck of cards had been vaporized by a flamboyantly dressed, very slim man that called himself a 'Magician', had completely passed him. This lump or arrogance that was busy with his penalty was such an attention whore... The gargoyle would have enjoyed watching Keith's tricks, bristling with sheer agility and experience, much more. But he had missed everything.

"I vote against myself being the leader, because everybody's darling will soon be everybody's idiot and I don't consider myself to be suitable for the job, for multiple reasons." He absolutely did not glance over to this new one-man cleaning squad the tavern had hired.


The gargoyle blinked a few times in quick succession as his mind was trying to compile what the black haired, but quite attractive looking human male had said to him and to that furious other man that had lost his wallet. After a few seconds of thinking, he could not deny that there was a certain degree of wisdom in his words. More than that: He had managed to deliver his message without immediately heating up the situation even more. Given that No appeared to be the social equivalent to a barrel of highly flammable oil while he himself, admittedly, was a giant tripwire hooked up to a box full of caltrops that waited to come crashing down on the poor man that triggered the trap, this could be considered a major achievement. Did this unlock on Steam ? At least it netted Seth an acknowledging nod of Kerylun's head.

No disappeared. Probably several people here now hoped that he would find his missing coins, Kerylun suspected. The opposite of it happened, and the pretty defenseless waitress had to take the brunt of the consequences. Out of the corner of his eye, he could see and hear Gwendolyn making an attempt to stop him, at least this time not with using her bow. Her obviously being an Elf kept his sympathy for her at a fairish level so far.

Her attempt to convice him appeared to work. If it had not, he would have decided to step in between them and act as a barrier against possible mutual threats. This behaviour wasn't getting them anywhere except out of the tavern. When No ended up with having to shine the floor, Kerylun tried to make a bit of a mock out of him. "I suggest you work slow and with love to detail." the gargoyle shouted. "It will keep you away from this table for a longer time." and a laugh followed. Then, he adressed the man who had managed to keep his dispute with No at bay. "Hey, what's your name ?" and his claws made a gesture indicating that Seth should sit down next to him.
Shit... I had a post ready by now, but the time I was writing it things happened that rendered it obsolete...
@Halvtand Ker never threatened No with ripping anyone into pieces. He only talked about his wallet xD
An-Hasst will simply unleash his undocumented An-Haste ability and run away from the danger.
They should produce a remake of this game with recent technology... Best plot I've encountered in a game so far.
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