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2 mos ago
Current 'been going through a lot of shit recently. I will try to start catching up soon. Sorry to everybody who's waiting on me!
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4 mos ago
When you have to disable a new 'advanced' search to get proper search results and learn that 'advanced' means 'AI'. Let's rename it artificial superficiality, short 'AS'. Not to be confused with...
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4 mos ago
I'm slightly proud of myself having overcome my hate for indoor spiders a bit over the years. In my youth I often eliminated them, now I carry them outside in a jar. Spiders here are harmless though.
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4 mos ago
Believe me, if they could, the entirity of Southern Germany would send you all the rain they had over the last couple of days. I'm just not sure you'd actually want the widespread destruction.
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4 mos ago
Finally managed to catch the mouse. Our cat must consider me the most incompetent person of all times given how she watched instead of helping. She dragged the problem in though!
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


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Most Recent Posts

My confidence in my own posts feels like on an all-time low :/
The Skayleigh had been able to observe what had been going on between Alice and Sett the evening before, but only visually. The sheer presence of Vanya had made him unwilling to get involved into this dialogue because in her vicinity, he felt socially uncomfortable.

However - he had failed. This elvish queen seemed to be capable of controlling a damn long queue of people that had spoken and that she felt the need to address. Well... she was a queen ? Was this ability such a surprise ? Likely not. This did not at all diminish the fact that the lady had spoiled his idea of personally introducing himself to the tall and armored woman that had arrived even after he had. At least Vanya seemed to be honest in what she had told everyone about everyone.




The next day, she was gone. Given her admittedly impressive abilities likely not on foot, but by teleportation. Hopefully she did this all day... From bed onto her chamber pot! From there to the kitchen! From there to the table she maybe used to eat breakfast! Into the bath tub! In front of her mirror to prepare herself for the throne room! Right into that damn thing! Maybe she had children she could pick up from whereever they were by this spell ? The more the better! It would increase the chances of her body ending as a miserably mangled, rapidly rotting heap of meat with the wrong side out!

It was even less than a questionable daydream though. Reality caught the Skayleigh in its grasp quickly as they headed out to their rendezvous point. An-Hasst was a bit jealous of Calanon. He could roam around freely on his elk at speed, a task the Skayleigh would probably find less boring than just walking.

Then, the group came to a halt. A bog ? Now that was dangerous. Especially for himself: At his weight he could sink in there like a stone. The half-elf half-giant spoke loud enough so that everyone would be able to hear him: "I'm afraid I don't have the proper arrows for shooting a rope over it with my crossbow, but some sort of lifeline is highly advisable I think. Does anybody have a really long rope ? Someone could wrap it around his waist and start crossing it while the others are ready to pull that one out if things go wrong. If we do this one by one we will have enough people on the other side to help from there soon enough."

@BCTheEntity@Vas Khaleen@The Fated Fallen@The ZAX@POOHEAD189
If there's still room - I'm interested.
I'm interested :)
@POOHEAD189 Then that'll change a few things anyway because my post will come tomorrow in my time zone. I'm sleepless and currwntly on phone. ^^
Talking to Maygen (or at least trying) is on the list. Any other ideas are welcome :) I currently don't have much to go on.
Geradin has a barrel belly ? Hmmm... is my Skayleigh just requiring gettting used to or is he really a bit nasty... *thinks about what to add to the post script* @POOHEAD189


Kerylun was obviously astonished when No actually managed to lift him, though obviously only by a single inch, for a damn short timespan and with all the strength he could muster. Noone had achieved - or just even dared to try - that before. Yet the constellation of a 310 pound warrior and a gargoyle that made the former one look like a small feather was doomed.

Kerylun felt that No was trying to move him to a more suitable position for the incoming crash, but in the instant he doubted that the strange man's remaining strength would suffice to achieve this in time. The gargoyle thrusted his arms forward above No's shoulders and next to his head. His hands were wide open, ready to receive the impact that was bound to come.

SLAM!

He didn't land on the imprisoned dragon, but instead Kerylun looked like as if he was in the middle of a pushup. He had stopped his fall with his arms before No could get crushed, though it had been more barely than anything else. He shifted backwards into the direction his feet were pointing, compensating for the difference in height between them. Now his head was directly above No's, large amber eyes staring at those of him. A somewhat amused grin appeared on Kerylun's stone grey face: "You struggled!"

Kerylun started to laugh, thereby unintentionally showing that he didn't lack his own arsenal of teeth as well.
@Holy Soldier Let some specialized gargoyle armor crafting material drop, THEN he'll be heavy xD
@Holy Soldier I think that Kerylun will soon enough unlock some 'Accidental destruction of environment object' achievements just by walking or flying at the wrong places, don't you ?
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