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3 mos ago
Current 'been going through a lot of shit recently. I will try to start catching up soon. Sorry to everybody who's waiting on me!
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5 mos ago
When you have to disable a new 'advanced' search to get proper search results and learn that 'advanced' means 'AI'. Let's rename it artificial superficiality, short 'AS'. Not to be confused with...
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5 mos ago
I'm slightly proud of myself having overcome my hate for indoor spiders a bit over the years. In my youth I often eliminated them, now I carry them outside in a jar. Spiders here are harmless though.
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5 mos ago
Believe me, if they could, the entirity of Southern Germany would send you all the rain they had over the last couple of days. I'm just not sure you'd actually want the widespread destruction.
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5 mos ago
Finally managed to catch the mouse. Our cat must consider me the most incompetent person of all times given how she watched instead of helping. She dragged the problem in though!
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Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
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Most Recent Posts

A few more of these berries and An-Hasst will go crazy.

Or wait... he already is crazy, so he will go even more crazy but the rest of the party won't notice because his crazyness will be off the scale! Or the variable overruns, flips sign and suddenly he appears to be ultra-non-crazy... Or wait... It's me who's currently going weird, isn't it ?
Heyho,

is it still possible to add oneself to the list of applicants ?
Beanstalking

~~~ At the tavern ~~~
Mainly interacting with @Dark Light


"As someone who by now is titulated 'the academic' despite the fact that he never has enjoyed doing studies, I can tell you... Yes. By all means, you should have! For the sake of this tavern and probably the whole village, you should have! We all should have! Now however it is too late!" Jared's voice was quite showing a bit of anger...

The table made an uncomforting sound as Beanstalk put one of his legs atop of the other one's knee before continuing. "Have you ever considered killing the witching before putting them onto the pyre ? Would make things a lot easier and maybe one could think of a method of killing that is both efficient and cruel at the same time ?" He arched an eyebrow in provocation while he was asking himself why he was actually doing this. Except for the individuals of the kind they had experienced this evening he held no personal grudge against witches.

"Now tell me. Why 'Beanstalk' ? Noone has called me that before and I'm curious."

He noticed something else going on at the other end of the tavern. Another person, one who could be considered rather attractive, was having a little talk about whiskey and becoming a hunter. He couldn't help but actually feel quite interesting for their exchange of words. He was a non-hunter sitting in a tavern filled with hunters after all and after the unprovoked and unprecedented attack of the gnomes and this wicked witch... Maybe he should look into picking up some more training ?
<Snipped quote by POOHEAD189>

:O

Noooooooo!!! We'll make sure to kill ourselves so we can all make new characters to start with you the next time


Kill our own characters ? Okay. We could let our party go back to that swamp and just put themselves down and drown.
Is this food ? Is this food ? Is this food ? Is this... How many times had the lizardman asked this simple question since he had joined the party ? An-Hasst felt resentment arise in him about the fact that it was just so difficult to predict which things would turn out to be worth counting in the future and which not. Such an ability would make life so much more enjoyable sometimes...

Before picking one of the Le'ednal berries out of the Captain's leather sack, An-Hasst responded with almost the same kind of salute. It was a quick and fluid gesture without much hesitation in it. The Skayleigh himself had not yet been in the military, but a large enough number of his family members were. It was next to impossible not to pick up some kind of a soldier's education in the Ahal clan and since they all were of half-elfish origin, there were striking similarities in style.

He divided the berry with his front teeth, sucking in the one half and pushing it around inside his mouth until it had hit every section of his tongue he could imagine of while holding the other half between his thumb and index finger. "Curious sensation. It's a bit... spicy, isn't it ?" He subsequently consumed the other half, this time at a much faster rate. "You should try these if you don't already know them. I'm not from here, so for me this is new." An-Hasst addresed Argon who was standing right next to him. "So yes, this is food." he added in a slightly teasing manner.

He could hear Beren in the background. Something about another addition... Oh dear. Did this mean that this captured woman was going to join the party ? Another Andred! He quickly sunk his huge fingers into the small sack and extracted another berry, even though 'calming down' had - unfortunately, maybe - not been on the list of things this creation of nature could do. And the clarity of thought ? Given that Andred and Kaelic people were pretty much enemies this benign effect had potential to backfire in his case.

The Skayleigh managed to patch things up and express his appreciation towards the nicely armored wood elf in front of him. "I thank you for this offering. I'm sure they will be of good use." He bowed, allowing the much smaller wood elf to look at his face without accumulating pain in the neck. Probably.

@POOHEAD189@BCTheEntity@Banana@Darkraven@The Fated Fallen
Vaughtar


Mikkel vanished ? The ugly, dead body was gone ? Perfect! Of course Vaughtar didn't spend the tiniest moment on considering speaking this out openly, but he really had not been eager to pick up this frozen, obviously magically infused body. Twain's magic was disturbing enough. Munimis was a wicked world, but he had not seen anything like this while he had been there - and he was pretty sure that he wouldn't see such things any time after he would have made his return. That was... if this ever came true in the first place.

Taking his time to look back at Charles to check if the man was still halfway angry at him before doing anything else, Vaughtar then started to pick up the heaviest and bulkiest parts of the team's equipment he could find. Alongside Shanon who seemed to struggle with the freezing weather he probably was the one most suited for the job. With two large crates filled to the brim under his giant arms he started moving away from the castle, down the mountain slope alongside the others.

And then it happened... It almost seemed as if someone had managed to insert explosives into the already ruined building's walls without experiencing the need to drill holes into them before. The 'explosives' themselves however had to be very, very strange as well: One could see cracks reaching the surface, apparently originating from several points deep inside the solid stone itself that had lasted so long under these harsh conditions. They divided the major structures into large chunks of debris just like an inside-out explosion would do, but the chunks themselves continued to be subdivided into smaller pieces even after their initial separation from the big whole. The process ran at a much to slow speed for any type of detonation as well, easily observable with the naked eye. It continued to cascade until the entire castle had been split into a myriad of dust particles. They had no real chance to settle down and form a nice big heap following the flow of gravity, but instead immediately started to be blown away by the icy wind. What would happen if it turned and would thereby engulf the team in silicate ?
@Ellion I am pretending to be here.
Great, coz SOMEBODY...@Fetzen decided to play on my error of words I have to now find reason to justify it coz Kyzler as an experienced hunter wouldn't make such mistakes...
*grumble grumble*
Nearly done ;)


What error are you talking about ? ...and... How am I supposed to see that you've done an error and didn't mean it the way it is written ?

Sorry for ruining your post.
Applied physics

~~~ At the tavern ~~~
Mainly interacting with @Dark Light


"At the bottom of a stake pile ?" Jared arched an eyebrow and sat down onto a vacant table next to the one contaminated with the gnome corpse. He didn't care that much about the table not exactly being designed for a man his size sitting onto its rim. "Doesn't hot air usually traverse upwards ? I'd put her on top of it, not beneath it. She'd miss all the fire..."

Well, that was... an evasive maneuver. Jared was nowhere near Ky's obvious conviction about this Rose, but since he was in the middle of an entire tavern filled with people sharing it... he had to put up a brave front.

"Abi ? Can I have my second beer, please ?" the man raised his voice towards the bar. He had paid for it, but not yet received any. A somewhat inacceptable situation, although it probably was due to this stupid witch girl interrupting. Speaking of which... "Maybe you should make a little test run with her before you try to catch and fry the big fish." Jared smiled sheepishly towards Kyzler.

"Since when are you in the hunter's business, if I may ask ?"
Gonna try to do that tomorrow. That will probably be the first thing getting ruined in Vaughtar's vicinity while he is not responsible for it :o
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