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9 days ago
Current So apparently there's 60 minutes in an hour because it's divisible by base-12.
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2 mos ago
Well, the good news is I have dodged food poisoning, for now.
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2 mos ago
So I found out my fridge broke *after* having some leftovers, so I may/not be doubled-over in pain for a bit.
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2 mos ago
But the real question is: Are you lighter than a duck?
2 mos ago
Autism be like: If it quacks kinda like a duck and looks like a bigger duck, it's probably a goose. But they lump it in with all the other ducks anyways, because a duck is a duck even the Canadians.
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-There will be delays in replies. Largely due to working overtime, voluntary obligations; other RPs and online-things may compete for my attention.

'Bout me:
Started RPing (badly) back in '05, mostly doing nation-RPs with an emphasis on technology and strategy, later edging out to character-espionage and military-tactics before doing "less serious" character roleplays that were outside of the 2005-2008 continuity.

That's when I went to Dead-Frontier, and found the RP community there, joined a clan, did some pretty good roleplays and pretty much loosened-up my online-personality. When the clan-leader decided to move her RPs here, most of the clan followed.

Took a course in technical-writing back in '08, so now I may sometimes use the semicolon correctly.

In 2010 I dusted off the old nation-RP continuity I had, doing a few hetelia-esque RP-shenanigans there..

RP-Habbits: I tend to geek-out on little technical-details, and sometimes infer how those details would impact the background of the roleplay. Great for world-building, not so great when you had a perfectly good plotline and I just MacGyver it off the rails (though I usually er to the side of amusement, sometimes it creates very grim side-stories).

Most Recent Posts

I'm surprised Roen hasn't shown up.


You made me listen to this song again.



TFW you see the deck loading-hatches flex in the waves like a bowl of jelly, and you're 10 hours of hard-sailing from nearest land.

She was a big 'un.


Is it sea shanty time? I think it's sea shanty time.


Aye, probably.

The hammer and anvil song



Followed by rolling some coal


And an arc-lung chaser
@Foster
Wow, that's a lot of loyalty...


@Massasauga would know more about that than I do.

Personally I wanted a smart-tank named Freckles.
What's this about steamed clams?
Such as like befriending a mecha-puppy and taking down skynet's amazon-blimp?

Because that was a fun 3 years.
Welcome back!
Yeee.

That feeling when my efforts to up-armor our tanks with 10 million rolls of toilet-paper actually starts looking like a legitimate strategy.

Some of it is also for bartering.

I forgot to shift the decimal point over.

It's actually two hundred and fifty thousand rolls.

Enough to cause a localized shortage

Now just add laxative to drinking water.
30 metric tons of toilet-paper for 40 tanks
Apparently TP is only $850/ton if you buy in bulk.


Here, we see a herd of marines in their natural habitat stowed away in some random stowage-section aboard some random Chinese freighter unbeknownst to the crew.

Cue somali pirate boarding

Chinese crew evacuates to their safe-space.

Encounters wild herd of US Marines just chillaxing rent-free in their safe-room.

This is the blursed way of preventing piracy.


I'll go light and insufferably unconventional.
"Hello there"


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